If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Press TV)   Iran to hang four bankers for $2.6 billion in fraud   (presstv.ir) divider line 117
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

9613 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2013 at 5:27 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



117 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-02-23 12:48:12 PM
now thats prevention
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 12:50:38 PM
It's time to sign an extradition treaty with Iran.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 12:51:10 PM
They should have gone for 2.6 trillion.  Then they would have gotten bailed out instead.
 
2013-02-23 12:57:49 PM
Iran is actually doing something right for a change.
 
2013-02-23 01:21:49 PM
When our bankers commit fraud, they don't even see the inside of a courtroom.
 
2013-02-23 01:39:31 PM
Well, as we've recently learned, "bankers" is a code word for "Jews", so it only stands to reason
 
2013-02-23 01:51:45 PM
Stopped clock, twice a day, yada yada.

You'll NEVER see anything close to this in America.
 
2013-02-23 01:53:52 PM
Q. What do you call six hanged bankers?

A. A good start.
 
2013-02-23 02:10:24 PM

Vodka Zombie: When our bankers commit fraud, they don't even see the inside of a courtroom.


Imagine if Bernie Madoff had been slow hung on Wall Street instead of sent to that comfy prison?
 
2013-02-23 02:41:27 PM
In America, Bankers look at an illegal deal and decide if the profit will outweigh any potential fine. That is the only disincentive to crime for them- will they lose money on the deal?
 
2013-02-23 02:50:43 PM
And here we thought Iran was ALL bad...

What do you call 4 dead bankers?

A good start.

/Hang Bernie and his cronies!
 
2013-02-23 02:55:33 PM

namatad: Vodka Zombie: When our bankers commit fraud, they don't even see the inside of a courtroom.

Imagine if Bernie Madoff had been slow hung on Wall Street instead of sent to that comfy prison?


Madoff only got caught because he stole from the rich.  he should have stuck to stealing from the poor like the rest of them.
 
2013-02-23 04:16:11 PM
You can say what you want about despotic theocratic regimes but at least the bankers get hung on time.
 
2013-02-23 05:29:14 PM

Smgth: And here we thought Iran was ALL bad...

What do you call 4 dead bankers?

A good start.

/Hang Bernie and his cronies!


It's really only one banker. The rest were 'shopped in.
 
2013-02-23 05:32:48 PM
Mohseni-Ejei also stated that almost none of the companies involved in this case were ordered closed by the court.

Well, at least that part is American-style.
 
2013-02-23 05:33:28 PM
Start with the bankers, and on to the civil suit lawyers!
 
2013-02-23 05:33:32 PM
www.theadvocateweblog.com
 
2013-02-23 05:34:04 PM
Phew, gotta say, I like this precedent.

Here in America we practically give them a hand job for stealing, and let them keep their loot in offshore accounts.
 
2013-02-23 05:34:28 PM
i'mokaywiththis.jpg
 
2013-02-23 05:34:36 PM

show me: Q. What do you call six hanged bankers?

A. A good start.


Just came for this.
 
2013-02-23 05:34:50 PM
www.aidd.org

Where'd the 5th one go?

/probably farking pupumi in the face.
 
2013-02-23 05:34:52 PM
Obama would make sweet, sweet love to four bankers for $2.6 billion in campaign payoff money. Wall Street's little biatch.
 
2013-02-23 05:35:34 PM
You assume the banker's are guilty.. it's Iran.
 
2013-02-23 05:36:17 PM
jumpyoufarkers.jpg
 
2013-02-23 05:36:45 PM
When they are executed will they be forced to wear a dinner jacket?
 
2013-02-23 05:37:12 PM
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-02-23 05:37:20 PM

Genju: [www.aidd.org image 512x384]

Where'd the 5th one go?

/probably farking pupumi in the face.


chorpenning.files.wordpress.com

Sparks, I need my fix. I CANT go back to margarine.
 
2013-02-23 05:37:21 PM

show me: Q. What do you call six hanged bankers?

A. A good start.


You got my funny vote. Booya!
 
2013-02-23 05:38:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-23 05:40:17 PM

diaphoresis: You assume the banker's are guilty.. it's Iran.


They're bankers. Assumption is paramount. One needs to prove innocence in such a case.
 
2013-02-23 05:40:21 PM

diaphoresis: You assume the banker's are guilty.. it's Iran.


Of course we do, they're bankers.
 
2013-02-23 05:40:37 PM
Ought to earn the HERO tag.

Maybe if they would come over to Amerika and hang a few hundred of our bankers, we wouldn't hate them so badly.

You hear that, Mr. After-dinner-jacket?
 
2013-02-23 05:40:46 PM
A hanging policy would solve many problems in US economic venues.
 
2013-02-23 05:41:03 PM
Damn four seconds... Anyway, it's like saying "you assume the used car salesman is a sweaty con artist."
 
2013-02-23 05:43:09 PM

Vodka Zombie: When our bankers commit fraud, they don't even see the inside of a courtroom.


They get bonuses and multi million dollar exit packages.
 
2013-02-23 05:44:14 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
At noon today we become bankers!
 
2013-02-23 05:44:30 PM
Being an Iranian banker is like being a Lithuanian rapper
 
2013-02-23 05:44:46 PM
Well they got something right, now to get that system over here.
 
2013-02-23 05:46:34 PM
I am ok with this

Can we send them our bankers, do we get free oil for the corrupt Jewish ones?
 
2013-02-23 05:46:46 PM
But again, the Iranian Islamic leaders get off scot-free.
 
2013-02-23 05:47:29 PM
I guess they weren't.......too big to fail.
 
2013-02-23 05:48:31 PM

diaphoresis: You assume the banker's are guilty.. it's Iran.


First they came for the bankers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a grotesque pile of scum posing as an actual human being...
 
2013-02-23 05:48:42 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-02-23 05:49:14 PM

In America, cute bankers come from Valhallasinglemindedwomen.com




In Iran crooked bankers meet Allah (WARNING! Dead guys shoes)

What's in your wallet?
 
2013-02-23 05:49:18 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
BANKERS!
 
2013-02-23 05:51:47 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: I am ok with this

Can we send them our bankers, do we get free oil for the corrupt Jewish ones?


www.images99.com
 
2013-02-23 05:52:43 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Obama would make sweet, sweet love to four bankers for $2.6 billion in campaign payoff money. Wall Street's little biatch.


You must be doing that new math...
 
2013-02-23 05:53:13 PM
it seems the brainwashing is complete.

/job done
 
2013-02-23 05:53:47 PM
I like how everyone assumes this is a good thing, and that they are guilty. We spend decades screaming about their laws, and how screwed up their court system is - killing innocent people, vilifying legitimate actions. But no, those bankers got what they deserved. They definitely did what the government said they did, and should die for it. THIS time, the courts there did it right.

As usual, I see the concept of justice is alive and well among internet forums.
 
2013-02-23 05:56:28 PM
imokwiththis.jpg
 
Displayed 50 of 117 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report