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(Gawker)   Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope. New hotness: potentially blackmailed Pope   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, pope, Italian capital, La Repubblica, prelates, Holy See, Ash Wednesday  
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8673 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2013 at 3:25 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-23 03:41:11 PM  
13 votes:
Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope

Pontif X

2013-02-23 03:34:37 PM  
4 votes:
Ok, Pope coming out.
2013-02-23 03:29:24 PM  
4 votes:
How on Earth could you ever believe straight men would ever wear those kinds of clothes?
2013-02-23 04:14:10 PM  
2 votes:

Gunny Walker: Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope

Pontif X

"We didn't land on the rock upon which Christ's church was built, the rock upon which Christ's church was built LANDED ON US!"
2013-02-23 04:10:33 PM  
2 votes:
Once you've had Force lightning sex, you never go back...
2013-02-23 03:41:23 PM  
2 votes:
Aaaaand, here come the catholic truthers.
2013-02-23 03:33:05 PM  
2 votes:
What bandwidth do they get from this gay network they are speaking about here?
2013-02-23 05:27:00 PM  
1 vote:
The new Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church.".

"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two

million quid.

The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost you?"

"Two million quid" replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper...

"They must have seen you coming."
2013-02-23 05:02:11 PM  
1 vote:
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?

Good luck.
2013-02-23 04:40:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think a black pope would be good for the Christian community.

Sure, he's going to murder a bunch of people, smoke crack, and wear his pants around his knees, but at least he won't be raping little boys.
2013-02-23 03:50:24 PM  
1 vote:
So, how many Catholics are left? 100 something? Can we replace the Vatican with a parking structure or a low rent housing complex yet?
2013-02-23 03:34:40 PM  
1 vote:
The Catholic church is desperately in need of another Thomas Merton
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