WhoopAssWayne: Aaaaand, here come the catholic truthers.
StatelyGreekAutomaton: Hey, how does this fit in with the whole Pope mythology? Isn't Benny supposed to be followed by the Pope who wrecks Catholicism or something?
Gunny Walker: Old and busted: potentially black, male PopePontif X
skinink: Ok, Pope coming out.
I Like Shiny Things: skinink: Ok, Pope coming out.You win all the internets in the world.
I Like Shiny Things: Sure, he's going to murder a bunch of people, smoke crack, and wear his pants around his knees, but at least he won't be raping little boys.
Genju: I Like Shiny Things: skinink: Ok, Pope coming out.You win all the internets in the world.I know the subject matter is different, but this was just from 6 days ago.
Benjamin Orr: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?Good luck.
Loren: Benjamin Orr: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?Good luck.What's so hard about it?Buy a laptop computer without giving your name. Fly to another city or preferably another country, find someone's open wifi (or free if you are sure there are no cameras) and send an e-mail to the Vatican: Here's the evidence (attach your blackmail material.) Here's an encryption key. You will use this key to encrypt $1M in bitcoins and post them to alt.binaries.boneless with a name of random hex digits and containing the following string: <12 hex digits>. If in any month the bitcoins are not received the evidence will be posted for all to see.
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