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(Gawker)   Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope. New hotness: potentially blackmailed Pope   (gawker.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-23 03:29:24 PM
How on Earth could you ever believe straight men would ever wear those kinds of clothes?
 
2013-02-23 03:30:47 PM
God* sure is finicky about who can stick it in the pooper.
 
2013-02-23 03:32:14 PM
Not to worry, they all are still certified Grade A pedos.
 
2013-02-23 03:33:05 PM
What bandwidth do they get from this gay network they are speaking about here?
 
2013-02-23 03:34:37 PM
Ok, Pope coming out.
 
2013-02-23 03:34:40 PM
The Catholic church is desperately in need of another Thomas Merton
 
2013-02-23 03:36:16 PM
The only way the Pope Benny couldn't ride this out is if somebody has the goods on him too.  After all, he rode out the child-sex thing.  Anyway, his resignation is now looking more like Benny 9th.
 
2013-02-23 03:38:07 PM
Another christian leader who chooses to belittle and degrade a portion of Gods creations.  Gotta love it when they pick and choose what parts their God can be infallible about.


Burn in hell, mofo.  POS like you are the reason I left your church.
 
2013-02-23 03:41:11 PM
Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope

Pontif X
 
2013-02-23 03:41:23 PM
Aaaaand, here come the catholic truthers.
 
2013-02-23 03:41:43 PM
I couldn't care less if he's stickin' it in the poopers of those that are old enough to consent to him stickin' it their poopers.  It's the church's institutional UPIA that I have a problem with.
 
2013-02-23 03:50:24 PM
So, how many Catholics are left? 100 something? Can we replace the Vatican with a parking structure or a low rent housing complex yet?
 
2013-02-23 03:50:36 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Aaaaand, here come the catholic truthers.


Let us pray- do not believe the liberal mainstream media, and never trust the goddamn government.

Amen
 
2013-02-23 03:51:45 PM
Gay Catholic prelate sex parties are a threat to my marriage!
 
2013-02-23 03:58:30 PM
Once you blackmaled, you resign
 
2013-02-23 03:59:23 PM
Hey, how does this fit in with the whole Pope mythology? Isn't Benny supposed to be followed by the Pope who wrecks Catholicism or something?
 
2013-02-23 04:03:44 PM

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Hey, how does this fit in with the whole Pope mythology? Isn't Benny supposed to be followed by the Pope who wrecks Catholicism or something?


How do you wreck a mess like Catholicism?
 
2013-02-23 04:06:42 PM
From the article -- Vatican spokesman Father Frederico Lombardi commented on the story, "Let each one assume his or her own responsibilities. We shall not be following up on the observations that are made about this."

Nothing to see in the Holy See.  Move along now.

Subby, nothing in the article says the Pope was being blackmailed.  The Panzer Pope had made a nice career out of looking the other way or covering up when he couldn't look the other way.
 
2013-02-23 04:10:33 PM
Once you've had Force lightning sex, you never go back...
 
2013-02-23 04:11:06 PM
Not a repeat from the Middle Ages?
 
2013-02-23 04:14:10 PM

Gunny Walker: Old and busted: potentially black, male Pope

Pontif X


"We didn't land on the rock upon which Christ's church was built, the rock upon which Christ's church was built LANDED ON US!"
 
2013-02-23 04:19:54 PM
i can't stop thinking of pizza whenever i think of Jesus.  i think his name sounds like Crisp or something.
does anyone else have this PROBLEM??
 
2013-02-23 04:22:51 PM
Isn't "gay Vatican officials" a redundancy? Why else would they abuse their power by molesting and raping boys?
 
2013-02-23 04:27:08 PM
Maybe that guy at one-evil.org has something there....
 
2013-02-23 04:35:58 PM
What a Black Pope may look like

streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-23 04:40:09 PM
I think a black pope would be good for the Christian community.

Sure, he's going to murder a bunch of people, smoke crack, and wear his pants around his knees, but at least he won't be raping little boys.
 
2013-02-23 04:45:07 PM

skinink: Ok, Pope coming out.


You win all the internets in the world.
 
2013-02-23 05:02:11 PM
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?

Good luck.
 
2013-02-23 05:21:05 PM

I Like Shiny Things: skinink: Ok, Pope coming out.

You win all the internets in the world.


I know the subject matter is different, but this was just from  6 days ago.
 
2013-02-23 05:27:00 PM
The new Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.


Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church.".


"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."


So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two

million quid.


The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost you?"


"Two million quid" replied the Pope.


"TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper...

"They must have seen you coming."
 
2013-02-23 05:46:53 PM

I Like Shiny Things: Sure, he's going to murder a bunch of people, smoke crack, and wear his pants around his knees, but at least he won't be raping little boys.


Also the lutz when he undergoes the ritual feeling up of the papal nutkins.
 
2013-02-23 06:10:23 PM

Genju: I Like Shiny Things: skinink: Ok, Pope coming out.

You win all the internets in the world.

I know the subject matter is different, but this was just from  6 days ago.


Wow. Had no idea. HOTY.
I feel stupid and cheated, kinda like the night after I slept with Skininks sister.
 
2013-02-23 07:39:22 PM
This story is getting far more traction than the evidence deserves because everyone wants it to be true.
 
2013-02-23 07:54:23 PM

Benjamin Orr: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?

Good luck.


What's so hard about it?

Buy a laptop computer without giving your name.  Fly to another city or preferably another country, find someone's open wifi (or free if you are sure there are no cameras) and send an e-mail to the Vatican:  Here's the evidence (attach your blackmail material.)  Here's an encryption key.  You will use this key to encrypt $1M in bitcoins and post them to alt.binaries.boneless with a name of random hex digits and containing the following string: <12 hex digits>.  If in any month the bitcoins are not received the evidence will be posted for all to see.
 
2013-02-23 07:57:31 PM
Yeah, I heard they had a photo of him with an adult woman.  In the Catholic priesthood, resignation and/or suicide are pretty much your only career options after that.
 
2013-02-23 08:14:03 PM

Loren: Benjamin Orr: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?

Good luck.

What's so hard about it?

Buy a laptop computer without giving your name.  Fly to another city or preferably another country, find someone's open wifi (or free if you are sure there are no cameras) and send an e-mail to the Vatican:  Here's the evidence (attach your blackmail material.)  Here's an encryption key.  You will use this key to encrypt $1M in bitcoins and post them to alt.binaries.boneless with a name of random hex digits and containing the following string: <12 hex digits>.  If in any month the bitcoins are not received the evidence will be posted for all to see.


how you gonna GET the bitcoins?  exchange them with some sketchy arab on bitcoinary.com?
 
2013-02-23 08:46:03 PM
farm2.staticflickr.com

One of these is OK to buttfark in the catholic church's eyes, the other isn't; and it's pretty sick.

/Fark the Pope
//with a splintered telephone pole
///coated with sandy lube
 
2013-02-23 11:14:31 PM

Loren: Benjamin Orr: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a pedophile who spends his nights beating children off with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?

Good luck.

What's so hard about it?

Buy a laptop computer without giving your name.  Fly to another city or preferably another country, find someone's open wifi (or free if you are sure there are no cameras) and send an e-mail to the Vatican:  Here's the evidence (attach your blackmail material.)  Here's an encryption key.  You will use this key to encrypt $1M in bitcoins and post them to alt.binaries.boneless with a name of random hex digits and containing the following string: <12 hex digits>.  If in any month the bitcoins are not received the evidence will be posted for all to see.


Lucius Fox frowns at your shenanigans
 
2013-02-24 06:14:16 AM
Wouldn't be the first time. The Knights Templars had something big on the church and could do whatever they wanted until Friday the 13th.
 
2013-02-24 08:14:07 AM
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
 
2013-02-24 01:46:57 PM
From what the reports say, it's the gay ones doing the molesting and gay higher ups are the ones who concealed and silenced the abuse. Finding out about the gay network and removing those abusing teens and suppressing it is what it will take to stop the abuses. I think that report must have some truth to it. Just look at the gay priest in Milwaukee molesting teens. Then his gay superior concealing it and his own abuses. Get rid of the gays and the molestation stops.
 
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