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(Huffington Post)   Our long national nightmare is over. Ron Jeremy has been cleared to have sex again   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-23 06:38:57 PM  
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fusillade762: I thought that was the point? Ron's popular because he gives average-looking guys the illusion that they can bang a bunch of super-hot chicks, too.


I had always thought of myself as average looking but if Ron is considered average then the bar is set exceedingly low.
2013-02-23 04:37:29 PM  
2 votes:

Texas Gabe: When he finally dies they should erect a statue.


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2013-02-23 04:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
Ron Jeremy is a cool mother farker.
2013-02-24 03:38:12 PM  
1 votes:

snocone: Harmania: Gergesa: fusillade762: I thought that was the point? Ron's popular because he gives average-looking guys the illusion that they can bang a bunch of super-hot chicks, too.

I had always thought of myself as average looking but if Ron is considered average then the bar is set exceedingly low.

You're taking the mean of different sets.
You consider yourself average looking for the population at large. Fair enough.
If you limit yourself to the set of men for whom cheeto-enhanced masturbation to VHS porn is the most fulfilling sexual experience likely to ever occur, then Ron Jeremy is indeed average looking.

Young?
Ron is famous because he can(could) suck his own dick.


Not young. John Holmes was famous for the same thing, as are most woodsmen who rise to any kind of prominence (pun intended). RJ is uniquely famous for looking like the sad bastards that frequented porn theatres in the 70s and 80s while packing the required enormous hogleg.
2013-02-24 12:19:01 PM  
1 votes:

Harmania: Gergesa: fusillade762: I thought that was the point? Ron's popular because he gives average-looking guys the illusion that they can bang a bunch of super-hot chicks, too.

I had always thought of myself as average looking but if Ron is considered average then the bar is set exceedingly low.

You're taking the mean of different sets.
You consider yourself average looking for the population at large. Fair enough.
If you limit yourself to the set of men for whom cheeto-enhanced masturbation to VHS porn is the most fulfilling sexual experience likely to ever occur, then Ron Jeremy is indeed average looking.


Young?
Ron is famous because he can(could) suck his own dick.
2013-02-24 12:19:08 AM  
1 votes:
Ok, I met Ron one time. I have to say... I found him to be one of the NICEST and most genuine "celebrity" that i've met. Many "famous" people.. famous for whatever... find themsleves to be so "above" everyone else. Ron was kind, generous with his time, funny, interesting... I don't know how else to say it. Just a really nice guy. I'm glad he's recovering well and hope he's back doing whatever he wants in life very soon.
2013-02-23 09:40:39 PM  
1 votes:
Ron's a really interesting guy. I met him on the set of Frezno Smooth in the mid 90's. super nice and really cordial dude. He's a big influence on why I went into teaching Special Ed. He mentioned it was really satisfying work, and so far he's right!
2013-02-23 07:18:16 PM  
1 votes:

StrikitRich: JohnCarter: Not sure I get it

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frozenhotchocolate: Not that I'm gay or anything but I can't watch him in a porn banging some chick because he is so nasty to look at that it is a complete turn off.

Is it so hard to wrap around your little mind that someone who you find so repugnant has gotten 1000 times the a** that you could even imagine to receive in 3 lifetimes?


Yes it hard to imagine that such a disgusting man would have sex with that many women who only would touch him because they were getting paid. I'm sure his parents are proud of him.
2013-02-23 06:10:30 PM  
1 votes:
I hung out with the Hedgehog for a few minutes at Bonnaroo one night. We were both waiting for the golf cart taxi back to the campground at like 4AM. Talked HST, Mitchell Brothers and burned one down. That's about it.


/csb
2013-02-23 06:08:42 PM  
1 votes:
They should have used a piece of the vein in his dong to patch up his arteries.
2013-02-23 05:43:03 PM  
1 votes:

Gergesa: frozenhotchocolate: Not that I'm gay or anything but I can't watch him in a porn banging some chick because he is so nasty to look at that it is a complete turn off.

I think the issue for this is living vicariously through another. It is a lot easier when the subject looks halfway decent and doesn't make you want to recoil.


I thought that was the point? Ron's popular because he gives average-looking guys the illusion that they can bang a bunch of super-hot chicks, too.

/ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity
2013-02-23 04:48:24 PM  
1 votes:

Texas Gabe: When he finally dies they should erect a statue.


Are they going to need a hand encircling the base to keep it upright?
2013-02-23 04:41:02 PM  
1 votes:

frozenhotchocolate: Not that I'm gay or anything but I can't watch him in a porn banging some chick because he is so nasty to look at that it is a complete turn off.


I think the issue for this is living vicariously through another. It is a lot easier when the subject looks halfway decent and doesn't make you want to recoil.
2013-02-23 04:26:16 PM  
1 votes:
fat and old plus his ween is grody.

2/10 would not bang. way below my standards
2013-02-23 12:46:57 PM  
1 votes:
Barely any recovery time, just right back to work.
2013-02-23 11:02:52 AM  
1 votes:
Hedgehog and R Bolla = old school actors who could deliver their lines and the goods.
 
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