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(Fox Sports)   NASCAR will let Ray Lewis take a stab at the honorary starter for the Daytona 500   (msn.foxsports.com ) divider line
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309 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Feb 2013 at 3:10 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-23 03:23:23 PM  
"as"
 
2013-02-23 03:28:50 PM  
"as"

Not sure that's a typo. I wonder if the typical Nascar crowd will be as respectful as they have been in the past.
 
2013-02-23 03:34:01 PM  
Depending on who the honorary starter is, I might be thrilled with this news.
 
2013-02-23 03:37:11 PM  
Grand Marshall would have been bettah: he could wear his blood-stained white suit & hang out of the sunroof of his stretch limo pace car, holding a white cane with a red tip
 
2013-02-23 03:44:22 PM  
Id like to take a stab at Danica, if you know what I mean. And Im sure you do. It would be worth dealing with the taste of Skoal, menthol and Coors Light Im wagering she exudes.
 
2013-02-23 04:09:41 PM  
Will he do that terrific baboon dance he did before each game?
 
2013-02-23 04:43:47 PM  
His friends would kill it.
 
2013-02-23 04:55:36 PM  
Weak HL.
 
2013-02-23 04:59:50 PM  

INeedAName: Id like to take a stab at Danica, if you know what I mean. And Im sure you do. It would be worth dealing with the taste of Skoal, menthol and Coors Light Im wagering she exudes.


Damn that just makes her even hotter!

\as i sit here with a tin of skoal, a pack of menthols, and coors in the fridge
\\don't judge me! the Coors is my roommates...
 
2013-02-23 05:41:16 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-23 06:58:53 PM  
So Murderin' Ray waved the flag and a bunch of people got severely hurt? That's not a coincidence.
 
2013-02-23 07:15:51 PM  

INeedAName: Id like to take a stab at Danica, if you know what I mean. And Im sure you do. It would be worth dealing with the taste of Skoal, menthol and Coors Light Im wagering she exudes.


Considering how disappointing her finishes are I think her and I are a perfect match.
 
2013-02-23 08:13:44 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So Murderin' Ray waved the flag and a bunch of people got severely hurt? That's not a coincidence.


nope. chuck testa.

tomorrow is the 500.
 
2013-02-23 11:18:48 PM  
many tires will be slashed tomorrow

/cut
 
2013-02-24 12:00:54 AM  

DerPups: Adolf Oliver Nipples: So Murderin' Ray waved the flag and a bunch of people got severely hurt? That's not a coincidence.

nope. chuck testa.

tomorrow is the 500.


Oh, God. Tomorrow will be even worse if this is what happens the day before he shows up. They were obviously anticipating the carnage and orchestrated the accident to make tomorrow's stabby bloodbath look tame in comparison.

Someone let me know when it's OK to look. I don't want to see his mug unless it's in a mugshot.
 
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