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(UFC)   Will Rhonda Rousey collect another arm for her arm throne or will Liz Carmouche do the fandango on her ? Will Dan Henderson H Bomb the piss out of Lyoto Machida only to see him drink it ? UFC 157 discussion thread   (ufc.com) divider line 1160
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2013-02-23 09:59:02 AM  
Sorry. If not for the 250 character limit the headline would have included start times.
 
2013-02-23 12:53:48 PM  
Hendo loses by gassing again. Carmouch goes escape artist and makes it to round 2 against Ronda before losing via armbar.
 
2013-02-23 01:06:23 PM  
According to UFC.com: Prelims start at 6:35 (ET) on Facebook, on UFC.tv at 8:00 (ET) and main card on PPV at 10:00 (ET)
 
2013-02-23 01:07:07 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 01:08:15 PM  
And nobody is allowed to make fun of me for choosing Carmouche.  I'm gunning for the Huge Upset on tapology for points.
 
2013-02-23 01:12:42 PM  

Klippoklondike: And nobody is allowed to make fun of me for choosing Carmouche.  I'm gunning for the Huge Upset on tapology for points.


Didn't somebody win big betting against King Mo ?


Get on down with your longshot self
 
2013-02-23 01:58:06 PM  
Carmouche, Carmouche, will you do the fandango?
 
2013-02-23 02:10:52 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 02:19:25 PM  
Hmmm...not sure why it didn't include all my picks.  Oh well.

Having trouble ginning up a ton of enthusiasm for this card.  Koscheck/Lawler has some appeal, but all depends on whether Lawler shows up in shape and Kos shows up injury-free with his head screwed on straight.

I think Rousey walks right through Carmouche.  Until the women's field gets more robust, it's kind of meh to me.

Faber's best days are behind him and Menjivar just isn't that exciting.

Neer/McGee...um...okay...whatever.  McGee loses this and I see no future for him on the UFC.  See you in Bellator.

Machida needs to move to 185.  He could make the weight.  I love Hendo but he has no chance to beat Bones.  Nor does Machida.

The undercard has some interesting matchups.  Looking forward to seeing Brock Jardine and always love watching Stout.

Johnson/Schaub...two guys with big power and questionable chins.  First punch wins.

Lastly...come on Burrell.  You can't miss weight by that much in your UFC debut in the ultra-competitive welterweight division.  Especially after Dana just went on a cutting spree that included Fitch.
 
2013-02-23 02:52:05 PM  
A bunch of these guys are going to be cut come Monday..

www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 03:03:55 PM  
Nothing but sweaty vagina punching
 
2013-02-23 03:08:47 PM  
www.wwe.com
 
2013-02-23 03:09:04 PM  
Wow, this is an early thread.  Are there no other sporting events going on today?

www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 03:09:41 PM  
1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Sweaty dick vagina punching cartoon
4) Enjoy your vacation for posting that cartoon
6) Oh this fighter is definitely getting fired after this
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) This fighter better not get cut after this
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) You know this is all fixed/ a work right ?
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) itsrealtome.jpg
17) Thai Cup
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20. "Superman punch!"
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) Unrelated trolling
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27)The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
 
2013-02-23 03:10:22 PM  
Dana White will be up shiat creek if RR loses. Basically that will sink his entire WMMA business plan.
 
2013-02-23 03:11:37 PM  
www.tapology.com

Hope my main card picks don't suck to high heaven like last show. Made the same picks on UFC Fantasy.
 
2013-02-23 03:13:14 PM  

1derful: Dana White will be up shiat creek if RR loses. Basically that will sink his entire WMMA business plan.


That'd be hilarious.
 
2013-02-23 03:16:42 PM  
Vaginas?  In my octagon?  It is more likely than you think.
 
2013-02-23 03:16:57 PM  
facebook prelims link:  http://www.facebook.com/UFC/app_247211121995467

In addition to the UFC.tv stream, the televised prelims will be on FX at 8 PM ET

www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 03:17:44 PM  
Facebook prelims at 6:35pm et / tv prelims on FX at 8pm et / Main card PPV at 10
 
2013-02-23 03:28:01 PM  

RevMercutio: Hendo loses by gassing again. Carmouch goes escape artist and makes it to round 2 against Ronda before losing via armbar.



Rousey has never had a fight go to the second round.

i love Ronda.  She has this stoner-ish slow way of talking that is sexy as fark.  she sounds like she just took  a massive bong rip.

/i love how before she went Operation Codename:  Gumby on Miesha Tate, Tate was like, "ronda ain't shiat, all she has is that stupid armbar, she has no standup and no punching power, all she has is the armbar.  that's it."  and then Ronda gets her in G+P, is just wearing her the fark out with stirkes, teh ref wouldn't stpo it, then Ronda armbar'd THE fark OUT OF TATE.  go youtube that shiat.  stupid biatch still wouldn't tap.  her arm is like, 120 degrees the wrong way.
 
2013-02-23 03:28:16 PM  
Here's my boobies tapology predictions. I do not know what the phuq I'm doing, so me and the wife are going to Buffalo Wild Wings in Brownsburg to watch the fights, and do a little drinking.

www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 03:32:22 PM  
Oh, and let me be the first to put this here:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-23 03:33:05 PM  

xanadian: Carmouche, Carmouche, will you do the fandango?


I like that one.
 
2013-02-23 03:33:20 PM  

Tumunga: Here's my boobies tapology predictions. I do not know what the phuq I'm doing, so me and the wife are going to Buffalo Wild Wings in Brownsburg to watch the fights, and do a little drinking.

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]


I'm staying home for this one, but I go do to BDubs for some of the cards.  Once ate an entire order of Ultimate Nachos by myself because nobody else at the table liked nachos with the works...
 
2013-02-23 03:41:57 PM  

Tumunga: Here's my boobies tapology predictions. I do not know what the phuq I'm doing, so me and the wife are going to Buffalo Wild Wings in Brownsburg to watch the fights, and do a little drinking.

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]


Very appropriate filtering for this first boobies UFC fight...
 
2013-02-23 04:06:22 PM  
imageshack.us

WAR MACHIDA RYU
 
2013-02-23 04:08:47 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 04:16:22 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 04:17:09 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 04:21:35 PM  
emotioneer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-23 04:22:44 PM  
Damn, this thread is getting a lot of action and we are still over two hours from the prelims, and nearly 6 hours from the main card.

I've got a feeling this PPV is going to put up big number.
 
2013-02-23 04:25:22 PM  
 
2013-02-23 04:26:22 PM  

Klippoklondike: Damn, this thread is getting a lot of action and we are still over two hours from the prelims, and nearly 6 hours from the main card.



I give credit to the awesome and witty headline


I've got a feeling this PPV is going to put up big number.



1270 is the current record for a UFC thread (also mine *humblebrag*)

Being the first women's fight prolly helps too
 
2013-02-23 04:30:02 PM  

One Bad Apple: Klippoklondike: Damn, this thread is getting a lot of action and we are still over two hours from the prelims, and nearly 6 hours from the main card.


I give credit to the awesome and witty headline


I've got a feeling this PPV is going to put up big number.


1270 is the current record for a UFC thread (also mine *humblebrag*)

Being the first women's fight prolly helps too


Damn, thats more than twice what my biggest ever was.  This ought to be big though, like you are saying, first woman fight and Rousey seems to have "it", whatever "it" is.

She reminds me of Tito back in his prime (her popularity, not her skillset)
 
2013-02-23 04:37:30 PM  
I hope Rousey prepared for the bout with plenty of rough sex. Due diligence is important.
 
2013-02-23 04:49:14 PM  

Klippoklondike: Damn, this thread is getting a lot of action and we are still over two hours from the prelims, and nearly 6 hours from the main card.


We've got three new tapologists already.
 
2013-02-23 05:03:01 PM  
If Rousey loses, it would be like when Kimbo lost for EliteXC. It would basically doom the women's division. But, she wont. I am not a fan of women's MMA just because of the talent disparity between the top and next level. I mean, it is like that with men's, but not to nearly the same level.
 
2013-02-23 05:21:54 PM  
Dana is doing all the good juju routines he can think of in the hopes Rousey collects another arm in the first round, lol...that woman is a potential cash machine.
 
2013-02-23 06:05:44 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-02-23 06:06:24 PM  
I feel a thousand poster coming on...
 
2013-02-23 06:06:25 PM  
What's with the weird dividing line with the womans division? I'm excited for it. Yet I was reading the UFC facebook page and there are clearly some insecure males who were close to frothing at the mouth at their hatred for it..
 
2013-02-23 06:09:48 PM  

styckx: What's with the weird dividing line with the womans division? I'm excited for it. Yet I was reading the UFC facebook page and there are clearly some insecure males who were close to frothing at the mouth at their hatred for it..


You should see the morons in the Sherdog forums.
 
2013-02-23 06:11:37 PM  
Sounds quite gay.

"Derp derp, we only want to see two guys taking each other down and humping one another, or laying ones hands on one another.  None of this girl on girl shiat whargarble *chokes on cock *"

I'm not directly quoting of course...

/jist of it
 
2013-02-23 06:15:42 PM  
Gotta work tomorrow, but I really want some beers for this night of fights.

Looks like it's gonna be a  hungover Sunday!
 
2013-02-23 06:19:44 PM  

libranoelrose: Gotta work tomorrow, but I really want some beers for this night of fights.

Looks like it's gonna be a  hungover Sunday!


Obviously you need to stop working

/obviously
//is thankful to have a job that starts at 12 on Sundays
 
2013-02-23 06:21:25 PM  

Flragnararch: libranoelrose: Gotta work tomorrow, but I really want some beers for this night of fights.

Looks like it's gonna be a  hungover Sunday!

Obviously you need to stop working

/obviously
//is thankful to have a job that starts at 12 on Sundays


Yeah, I don't have to be in until 3 PM, so I've got that going for me. :D

What's on tap tonight?
 
2013-02-23 06:23:39 PM  
Also subster, its skulls for the skull throne.  So we need some other sitting implement for arm.  I'd say arm chair, but that's entirely too common.

/arm lounge
//arm couch
///arm bench
////arm davenport
////slashies
 
2013-02-23 06:25:30 PM  

libranoelrose: Flragnararch: libranoelrose: Gotta work tomorrow, but I really want some beers for this night of fights.

Looks like it's gonna be a  hungover Sunday!

Obviously you need to stop working

/obviously
//is thankful to have a job that starts at 12 on Sundays

Yeah, I don't have to be in until 3 PM, so I've got that going for me. :D

What's on tap tonight?


Heineken is on special, they've got the new coors thing, batch18 or something, and the go to sam adams and spotted cow, amongst other swill.  Gotta try the cabin fever from new glarus see if its any good
 
2013-02-23 06:28:27 PM  

Flragnararch: Also subster, its skulls for the skull throne.  So we need some other sitting implement for arm.  I'd say arm chair, but that's entirely too common.

/arm lounge
//arm couch
///arm bench
////arm davenport
////slashies


ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
 
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