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(Jerusalem Post)   Iran is building 16 new nuclear processing plants and announces discovery of large new uranium deposits. Totally for peaceful purposes, of course   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Atomic Energy Organization, Iran, uranium deposits, uranium enrichment, Danny Ayalon, Caspian Sea, Sea of Oman, mining  
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2013-02-23 03:16:36 PM  
5 votes:
2013-02-23 01:49:12 PM  
4 votes:
"Hey!  We have articulate speech, linear print and critical thinking!"

"Yeah, but those motherf*ckers speak differently and pray to a different god."

"Let's use science, chemistry and metallurgy to race each other over the cliff to Armageddon!"

2013-02-23 01:29:27 PM  
3 votes:
2013-02-23 01:49:51 PM  
2 votes:
Dear Iran,

Let the central banks in and only sell oil in USD. We can can convince our moronic population to go to war over wearing white on Labor Day if we fell like it.



*A subsidiary of Israel Corp.
2013-02-23 01:25:40 PM  
2 votes:
I'll get worried when they perfect a burrowing missile that's launched from impenetrable bunkers dug under mountains.
2013-02-23 10:49:21 AM  
2 votes:
A nuclear Iran is good for the Middle East.  There is no power balance in the region, as the US-Israel alliance dominates the region.  That is why it is so unstable.  A counterforce in a nuclear Iran will force Israel to start treating it's neighbors as equals, as they are.

The reason Israel is so terrified of a nuclear Iran is the above.   They don't want to see Muslim states as equals, they want to dominate them.
2013-02-26 11:10:59 AM  
1 vote:
Not a troll Amos. I see people like you everyday. I don't get upset when they yell at me, and no, you aren't a normal guy. Haven't you read some of the replies back to your insults. You can't be that ignorant that it doesn't bother you or make you wonder? I really sincerely hope you do get some help. Good luck, I mean that.
2013-02-25 05:37:03 PM  
1 vote:
Uncle Tractor:  [ image 320x193]
2013-02-25 01:22:38 PM  
1 vote:

Uncle Tractor: In short; you made shiat up, you got caught making shiat up, and now you're squirming like a hagfish trying to rid itself of excess slime.

Yes, i made it up that you said "Iran is not going to nuke Israel. Why? Because 20% of the israeli population is muslim".
2013-02-25 07:34:25 AM  
1 vote:

Uncle Tractor: Nuke is not synonymous with attack. Never has been and will never be, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Again, with visual aids:

And you need to finally grasp that rationality and sanity are not the strong points of islamic fundamentalist nutjobs and when they can they will  attackin any means at their disposal.Any means, that include nukes, chemical weapons, anything.

Especially, and i'm sure you had no farking clue about this, when said muslims belong to what they perceive as worse than infidels (shia vs. sunni). We are talking about people with the mentality of joy over  blowing themselves up for the chance of murdering women and children, like i said you are extremely naive if you think they will hold back when they have their hands on the most powerful weapon, especially, and this is something you have a very hard time getting, when they themselves won't attack but use one of their proxy jihadist terrorist organizations.
2013-02-24 03:30:20 PM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: Learn the difference between "Semites" and Zionists, Tappy.

Always hilarious coming from Fark's resident anti-semite.
You mean like you blamed the jews for the deaths in Holodomor ? "rationalizing" the slaughter of jews by Ukrainians as revenge against the jews ?
Farking hilarious anti-semitism bullshiat but the icing on the cake was when a  Lithuanian  farker posted that you are talking nonsense.

Blaming the jews for their own slaughter is classic anti-semitism. Especially when pulling that kind of lying bullshiat out of your ass.

Amos Quito: Theories" implies that they are merely conjecture, and not based on historically accurate evidence.

You mean like your conspiracy bullshiat based on out of context quotes ?

Amos Quito: How much memory do you believe your imaginary "files" might require?

You must hate google site search with a passion. With it i can pull out all your anti-semitic gems:

Amos Quito: The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion ? based on fact! we can't discredit that fine piece of work just because a tiny bit of it is a forgery..

Amos Quito:The Holocaust was a zionist conspiracy! You see there was this zionist scheme..

Amod Quito:The revolution in Egypt ?  It was Israel all along. A Mossad job.

Amos Quito: some more Zionists Holocaust scheming.

Did you know that Google was founded by jews ? this is part of the conspiracy!

Amos Quito: sometimes wonder if your delusions run so deep that you actually believe them.

Amos Quito: Israel is behind JFK's murder.

Tell us again how the Jews caused WWI and WWII, are behind 9/11, JFK's murder but do it in your distinctive style by insinuating only so when people call you out on your anti-semitism you can roll your eyes and say 'but i never said that!' like a retarded child.  <--- a prevention clause, because predictable anti-semite is predictable.
2013-02-23 05:13:52 PM  
1 vote:
Israel is like Lucy with the football.

Israel  told W. Bush that if Saddam was gone, they would feel secure enough to create a Palistinian state. He saw it as the road to peace. Of course they had no intention. They played that scmuck like a fiddle.

Once we have "regime change" in Iran,(you heard it here first) Israel well want us to go after Putin. They will want the Jewish oligarchs reinstated to control that country's resources again. Their enemies list is endless.
We need to say "enough".
2013-02-23 03:08:32 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-23 03:07:55 PM  
1 vote:

rappy: You're a bunch of f*cking sheep, you know that? You f*cks will buy anything they feed to you

No kidding.  Someone says, "Israel is behind this," and people believe it.
2013-02-23 03:00:53 PM  
1 vote:

Makh: I have a hard time believing they haven't already bought the nukes they want.

No one sells nukes.
2013-02-23 03:00:28 PM  
1 vote:

vygramul: Blairr: rappy: We are a bunch of f*cking hypocrites in America. We don't want anyone to have weapons yet we can have the most deadly weapons in the world. because that makes sense

It's called a monopoly of force and it's a central tenant to societal peace.

Or, it could be that just because I have a gun doesn't mean it's a good idea for the drunk and crazy crackhead down the street to own one.  There's nothing hypocritical about that.

It's crazy crackheads all the way down.
2013-02-23 02:17:09 PM  
1 vote:

Vectron: Stops reading at "Jerusalem Post".

We get it, Jews. We're supposed to do something about this. Now, please stop bombarding us with war propoganda. I'm sure your US politicians will eventually get around to it.

Did you see the article about how we never call our mothers anymore?  The article went on to mention that she understands that we can be too busy to call the only person who was in labor for hours with such pain and how her back was never the same.  Not to mention her figure, you think she can eat like that now?  No, it's fine.
2013-02-23 02:03:47 PM  
1 vote:
Stops reading at "Jerusalem Post".

We get it, Jews. We're supposed to do something about this. Now, please stop bombarding us with war propoganda. I'm sure your US politicians will eventually get around to it.
2013-02-23 02:03:28 PM  
1 vote:

Makh: I have a hard time believing they haven't already bought the nukes they want.

Craftsman's pride. No craftsman worth his salt would just break down and buy something that he's been working years and decades to create for himself.

I'll give Iran a thumbs up for that, if for nothing else.
2013-02-23 01:47:51 PM  
1 vote:

Nemo's Brother: Obama and Hilary have made this world such a safer place.

Not sure if herp or derp.
2013-02-23 01:37:15 PM  
1 vote:

clipperbox: GAT_00: Nukes make war less likely, not more.

an armed society is a polite society...

Yup, its hilarious watching derp spewing about precious gun rights in one thread and wargarbl about how iran cannot be allowed to have nuclear capabilities in the next.
2013-02-23 01:26:22 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: if they want a nuke then eventually they're gonna get one.  we can slow them down, make it really expensive...but in the end, if Iran wants a nuclear weapon (or a couple of reactors) they'll get one.

what we need to decide is how we're going to deal with that reality.

Wait.... Your saying that if some country really, really, really, really wants something no force for good, be it sanctions or monetary in nature; can stop them from getting it?

/ it's almost like prohibition doesn't work in any form
2013-02-23 11:30:58 AM  
1 vote:
I don't think it matters if Iran gets a nuke. While they play the zealot card now and then, Iran would realize how much it would lose if they actually used one. They aren't stupid or crazy.

Best Korea on the other hand might, I am led to believe, turn one over to al qaeda. May even pay for them to do it and they don't have a lot to lose.

/waves at NSA
2013-02-23 10:49:24 AM  
1 vote:
They've been six months away from acquiring a nuke for like 15 years.
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