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(CBS Charlotte)   Wait ...there really are killer rabbits??   ( divider line
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10470 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2013 at 1:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-23 10:34:22 AM  
6 votes:
2013-02-23 02:37:22 PM  
3 votes:
iheartscotch: Someone, get the holy hand grenade of Antioch befor this thread gets too silly.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
2013-02-23 01:16:59 PM  
3 votes:
2013-02-23 01:25:32 PM  
2 votes:
I hear the Welsh ones kill you with cholesterol.
2013-02-23 01:21:18 PM  
2 votes:
What's it going to do? Nibble my bum?
2013-02-23 10:44:08 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-23 10:10:24 PM  
1 vote:

Really, FARKers? Really!? I'm gonna post the Boobies to reference this here!?

FARKers, I am disappoint!
2013-02-23 02:19:10 PM  
1 vote:
The journalist helpfully read the tularemia article on the CDC site, including the bit about bio-weoponization, but neglected to tell us whether it is time to panic.

I'd say, yes. Definitely panic, yeah, definitely.

Before there was Night of the Lepus, there was The Nasty Rabbit which starred Arch Hall, Jr., son of the western movie actor, and the Val Kilmer of the Twentieth Century as I like to style him.

The Nasty Rabbit is a singing-teen comedy like those made by Frankie and Elvis, only with a more wooden and less talented star. The plot involves "comic" spies, one team of which releases an infected rabbit on the Great Divide in order to wage bio-war on America. Presumably rabbits, like water, flow downhill. Why the Evil Empire behind this plot did not send more than one rabbit is unknown. Presumably they were operating within the movie's budget. That's the kind of plot holes you can entertain the entire world wide web with for decades.

Arch Hall Junior is also in Eegah, a famous B-movie given the MST3K treatment, and another spy movie in which he is a pop star recruited to act as a secret agent. He makes the big guy who plays Eegah look like a top British Shakespearean actor. The big guy, by the way, is the unique Richard Kiel whose roles include Jaws (Jaws from the Bond movies, not Jaws the shark) and IIRC, Lurch.

Also:  Wild Guitar, The Sadist (he's not intentionally sadistic, that's just the way he acts and sings)

Val Kilmer in his closest approach to being Arch Hall, Jr.: Top Secret!
2013-02-23 02:15:55 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-23 01:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-23 01:38:32 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-23 01:34:55 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-23 01:28:05 PM  
1 vote:

OMG, their still after me!!!
2013-02-23 01:27:31 PM  
1 vote:
Has Ted Nugent been alerted?

2013-02-23 01:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
Symptoms include running around with pancakes on your head.
2013-02-23 01:25:14 PM  
1 vote:
It's not the rabbits you need to worry about.
2013-02-23 01:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
Duck fever! Wabbit fever!

No respect for beaver fever.
2013-02-23 01:21:22 PM  
1 vote:

Despite what Monty Python claims, rabbits are, in fact, quite inept at killing people.

Killing THEMSELVES, however...
Unabashed masters. :P

2013-02-23 01:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
Interestingly, my grandfather died of this.
Some days you kill the rabbit, some days the rabbit kills you.
2013-02-23 01:19:08 PM  
1 vote:

"I smell your fear, man-spawn."
2013-02-23 01:16:00 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-23 01:15:32 PM  
1 vote:
General Woundwort is pleased.

And Jimmy Carter can testify.
2013-02-23 01:12:49 PM  
1 vote:
Someone, get the holy hand grenade of Antioch befor this thread gets too silly.
2013-02-23 01:11:41 PM  
1 vote:

mab1823: I warned you.

Manky Scotch git.
2013-02-23 01:11:18 PM  
1 vote:

eh what's cookin Jones??
2013-02-23 11:15:44 AM  
1 vote:
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