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(Montreal Gazette)   If you are an American conservative who is depressed about future trends, you might want to learn the words to "Oh Canada"   (montrealgazette.com) divider line 21
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2013-02-23 12:18:15 PM
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Aw geez.  And they'll invariably end up here in Alberta.  Hey guys, we're closed for maintenance.  One of the Rockies fell over, and it'll take a while for us to reassemble it.  We'll let you know when we're open again.
2013-02-23 09:46:49 AM
4 votes:

Bladel: Note that Canadian Conservatives are slightly Left of US Democrats.


Sure, but don't tell our conservatives until they've moved.
2013-02-23 04:22:40 PM
2 votes:
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They've been depressed about future trends for a while...
2013-02-23 01:31:13 PM
2 votes:
We don't want them, you can have them, they're too fat for us, HEY! they're too fat for us.
2013-02-23 09:51:29 AM
2 votes:

St_Francis_P: Bladel: Note that Canadian Conservatives are slightly Left of US Democrats.

Sure, but don't tell our conservatives until they've moved.


We could turn that into a reality show.  That would be kind of awesome.
2013-02-23 06:44:05 PM
1 votes:

dennysgod: Yeah, with all that socialized healthcare, higher taxes, dual official languages and gun control I'm sure Conservatives will be just lining up to get into Canada


Oh but they will. Because they are basically stupid idiots who think the rest of the world is begging them to be part of their country. For that reason, Cons get all worked up over other countries because they spend about 0.0000012 seconds actually researching the country they fantasize about emigrating to.

Just last year, right after the election there was a common Conservative wish to emigrate to Australia..... then those pesky facts that Republicans like to dismiss started to surface......

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2013-02-23 06:06:07 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, with all that socialized healthcare, higher taxes, dual official languages and gun control I'm sure Conservatives will be just lining up to get into Canada
2013-02-23 04:53:23 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: The My Little Pony Killer: Don't sully Canada.  Send the farkers to Australia.

They'll be just as out of touch with local conservatives there. Plus they'll hate driving on the other side of the road and the way that Aboriginal people are actually out in public there.


Yes, but the upside is the huge amount of poisonous fauna that they'll have to deal with.
2013-02-23 04:25:15 PM
1 votes:

rustypouch: I think there's reason to argue that the Canadian Liberal party is fiscally conservative, where the Conservative party is not.

Under the Liberals, there was a budget surplus from 1997 until they were voted out. Under Harper, we're running deficits of tens of billions of dollars.


Under our Democratic President Clinton twelve years ago, there was a budget surplus and a growing economy, although it can be argued that these were a byproduct of the stock market bubble of the time and any of the pieces from Monopoly could have enjoyed the same effect as President.  Well, not the shoe.
2013-02-23 03:42:36 PM
1 votes:
We haven't yet fully developed that national skill which is quintessentially American: The ability to lie to oneself an believe it.

AmeriCons will hate it here. Too many people will ask them Who, What, When, Where and Whys if they start peddling their delusions in public. Our red-assed megacommie socialistnik hippie-horde upbringing taught us to question authority.

Sorry.
2013-02-23 03:29:05 PM
1 votes:
Canadian's, unlikely Americans, vote for what is in their interest. They realize things like health care bills could bankrupt almost all of them so they voted for a public funded healthcare system and pay taxes for it.

In the US everyone is convinced they are going to be millionaires some day because they have that big idea they've been sitting on. Therefore they refuse to vote for taxes to find things they might need like health care, food safety or truth in advertising laws.

The mass delusion that goes on in large parts of the Conservative base would never survive in Canada. They'd end up in somewhere in Quebec and starve to death when no one will speak to them in English.
2013-02-23 03:22:38 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Don't sully Canada.  Send the farkers to Australia.


I'm sure they'd all be happy to move to the country where their fascist hero was born. . .
2013-02-23 02:58:42 PM
1 votes:
i like how everytime somebody gets elected, whoever lost says they're moving to canada
2013-02-23 02:55:03 PM
1 votes:

Via Infinito: I'm thinking that Canadian conservatives are nothing like American ones, but I've never lived there.

What do you Canadian Farkers think?


You're 100% right.

FTA:
A coalition of influence and power has shifted to the West and Ontario suburbs, where the Tories are strong.

That's true, the Tories are strong in the west and in Ontario suburbs. But (for to give one example) the Canadian west is so "conservative" that Calgary elected a brown Muslim guy as mayor a couple years ago. Somehow, I don't think that would give much comfort to Republicans.
2013-02-23 02:53:25 PM
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: There are a few flaws with that "reasoning", but if it gets rid of our more rabid "conservatives", I'm all for it.


We don't want 'em you can keep 'em too too nuts for meeeee! Too too nuts for meeee!
2013-02-23 02:25:13 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Don't sully Canada.  Send the farkers to Australia.


They'll be just as out of touch with local conservatives there. Plus they'll hate driving on the other side of the road and the way that Aboriginal people are actually out in public there.
2013-02-23 01:00:43 PM
1 votes:
I got no problem with sending some fundies deep into the Yukon. Like, right now.
2013-02-23 12:40:32 PM
1 votes:
Is that Jet Blue Election Protection contest still running?

Can I submit entries for conservatives on their behalf and for my benefit?
2013-02-23 12:32:49 PM
1 votes:
Don't sully Canada.  Send the farkers to Australia.
2013-02-23 12:28:14 PM
1 votes:
Justin will be named liberal leader and the liberals will regain their rightful place as a majority government. Because free pot for everyone. /one can dream, can't he?
2013-02-23 10:00:01 AM
1 votes:
mojoimage.com

"Hooray!"
 
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