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(New Musical Express)   Assuming he doesn't cancel, Morrissey will have to live with the fact the Staples Center is not going full vegan the night of his performance   (nme.com) divider line 63
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2013-02-23 01:03:08 PM
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-23 01:17:24 PM
Don't worry, he'll cancel.
 
2013-02-23 01:47:17 PM
Aww, crap.  And just after he liberated all those hamsters.
 
2013-02-23 02:03:04 PM
who the hell is this guy?
 
2013-02-23 02:04:22 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2013-02-23 02:05:08 PM
He was ok in Oasis, after that he just fell apart ..... anybody else want a Big Mac?
 
2013-02-23 02:07:11 PM
Jesus, is every word out of his mouth insufferable? Even his thank you to his fans was loaded with douche.

//never heard his music. Would hardly know him if it wasn't for fark.
 
2013-02-23 02:11:49 PM
Vegan sushi? I will gladly kick him in the crotch.
 
2013-02-23 02:16:29 PM
 
2013-02-23 02:18:48 PM

Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]


It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).
 
2013-02-23 02:28:00 PM
Morissey: Living proof that you can still be a success after refusing to age past 13.
 
2013-02-23 02:42:49 PM
I was wondering how this was going to work when it was Boobiesed here.  A business pays a huge fee to the Staples Center to sell certain food items to event goers.  I would think that if the vendors couldn't sell the items that they had contracted to sell they would have to be compensated.
 
2013-02-23 02:45:59 PM
The only Staples that mattered...

entimg.s-msn.com

RIP
 
2013-02-23 02:53:03 PM
I don't understand why people are so resistant when I try to make them life their lives as *I* see fit.
 
2013-02-23 03:01:32 PM
I'd love to get front row seats to a Morrissey show.

/then eat a giant farking hamburger during his set
 
2013-02-23 03:05:10 PM
People should bring sling-shots and zip-loc bags full of ground beef.  Every now & then, dip into the bag, make a nice meatball, and launch it at the douchebag.  I could just imagine a nice meatwad smacking this coont in the forehead right in the middle of a song.  It would be so awesome.
 
2013-02-23 03:12:48 PM

SubBass49: People should bring sling-shots and zip-loc bags full of ground beef.  Every now & then, dip into the bag, make a nice meatball, and launch it at the douchebag.  I could just imagine a nice meatwad smacking this coont in the forehead right in the middle of a song.  It would be so awesome.


So, an updated version of gobbing?
 
2013-02-23 03:14:32 PM

ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).


I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.
 
2013-02-23 03:24:28 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-23 03:24:42 PM

El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.

normal people cracking jokes about us that make me feel super farking butthurt.

/ftfy
 
2013-02-23 03:27:12 PM

El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.


I think it's universal among any issue people are passionate about. I shake my head daily at the dumb facebook posts I see about people and gun control. The argument is usually something like "Falling coconuts kill 100 people a year, so why are we banning coconuts?"
 
2013-02-23 03:30:14 PM

El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.


no their not.  Vegans are like republican tea tards who absolutely believe what they will believe no matter what and if you don't believe what they sea they will return armed and dangerous.
 
2013-02-23 04:00:35 PM
Doesn't he eat dick? Isn't that meat?
 
2013-02-23 04:09:46 PM
Paging Tesco Vee, paging Tesco Vee....
 
2013-02-23 04:13:37 PM

Spaced Cowboy: El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are. normal people cracking jokes about us that make me feel super farking butthurt.

/ftfy


Can I assume that you're illiterate and don't know what the word "omnivore" means?

soia: El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.

no their not.  Vegans are like republican tea tards who absolutely believe what they will believe no matter what and if you don't believe what they sea they will return armed and dangerous.


Maybe, but their numbers are damn near insignificant. I've met FAR more people that spaz the hell out about vegans than actual vegans.
 
2013-02-23 04:28:59 PM
Paging Tesco Vee, paging Tesco Vee....+ 500 intratoobs Sir - excellent Meatmen reference.
 
2013-02-23 04:29:08 PM
I'd love to eat a roast beef sandwich in front of this twat. Not at one of his shows, 'cos that would mean paying to see him. I just mean bumping into him in public.
 
2013-02-23 04:31:30 PM
He's a monotone, 80s throwback at best - AND he's self-rightous about not eating meat???

Of course this practice doesn't include engulfing felching his own swimmers + corn chowder off another man's veined and swollen blood-bomber is 'perfectly okay'....
 
2013-02-23 04:32:21 PM
Ahh, "liberal tolerance". There's a reason that's in quotes usually..
 
2013-02-23 04:56:04 PM

John Buck 41: I'd love to eat a roast beef sandwich in front of this twat. Not at one of his shows, 'cos that would mean paying to see him. I just mean bumping into him in public.


i would eat an entire glazed ham and just stare at him.
 
2013-02-23 05:11:09 PM

El Freak: Spaced Cowboy: El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are. normal people cracking jokes about us that make me feel super farking butthurt.

/ftfy

Can I assume that you're illiterate and don't know what the word "omnivore" means? soia: El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.

no their not.  Vegans are like republican tea tards who absolutely believe what they will believe no matter what and if you don't believe what they sea they will return armed and dangerous.

Maybe, but their numbers are damn near insignificant. I've met FAR more people that spaz the hell out about vegans than actual vegans.


At one point, we had four at the office, out of fourteen employees. Every one of them had severe health problems and we all had to be extra careful anytime we staged an event or went out as a group. One quit and the other three were yelled at long enough by their doctors that they started eating animal protein again in the guise of eggs and dairy.  Their health issues mysteriously vanished.
 
2013-02-23 06:04:31 PM

luidprand: El Freak: Spaced Cowboy: El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are. normal people cracking jokes about us that make me feel super farking butthurt.

/ftfy

Can I assume that you're illiterate and don't know what the word "omnivore" means? soia: El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.

no their not.  Vegans are like republican tea tards who absolutely believe what they will believe no matter what and if you don't believe what they sea they will return armed and dangerous.

Maybe, but their numbers are damn near insignificant. I've met FAR more people that spaz the hell out about vegans than actual vegans.

At one point, we had four at the office, out of fourteen e ...


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2013-02-23 06:09:13 PM

El Freak: Can I assume that you're illiterate and don't know what the word "omnivore" means?


That aside, he has a point.
 
2013-02-23 06:14:03 PM

El Freak: ramblinwreck: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 700x455]

<b>It's almost like vegans have a problem accepting choices of others</b>, providing services to the masses based on demand...that and parallel evolution of teeth (having similar teeth design to other omnivores).

I'm a proud omnivore, but I've gotta say that in my experience for every 1 douchetastic vegan like Morrissey there are 20 insecure meat eating dipshiats  that are all"HURR PEOPLE FOR EATING TASTY ANIMALS FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT I'M GONNA EAT THREE DURR"  every time the subject comes up. Some meat eaters are FAR more judgemental and unaccepting of others choices than most vegetarians or vegans are.


This.  I've lived in a number of hippie-tastic places (Ithaca, Boulder, Seattle) and I've met damn near NO militant vegans.
 
2013-02-23 06:16:12 PM

Dafatone: This. I've lived in a number of hippie-tastic places (Ithaca, Boulder, Seattle) and I've met damn near NO militant vegans.


Come to small-town Indiana. The vegans are a lot less secure and therefore a lot more mouthy.
 
2013-02-23 06:19:38 PM
Morrissey was and forever will be a twat.
 
2013-02-23 06:36:13 PM
Last time I saw him was 1992. I wasn't really impressed.
 
2013-02-23 06:38:03 PM
I don't know much about Morrissey's music, but everyone I know who likes The Smiths is kind of romantically awkward.

This guy seems like a power-douche, so I'm not sure why really sensitive people would flock to him and his music.
 
2013-02-23 06:48:43 PM
El Freak:

Maybe, but their numbers are damn near insignificant. I've met FAR more people that spaz the hell out about vegans than actual vegans.

Same here. I hardly ever meet any vegans. And 80% of the vegetarians are from India who seemed to look down on Western food for not containing spices as well as containing meat. "Yes, you are eating beef...but ground up with cheese, mayo, bacon, kechup on a bun? No ginger, no cumin, no garlic, no coriander?" It seemed that if you were going to eat beef you'd better bloody be cubed steak in Madras sauce on jasmine rice rather than something as foul as a cheeseburger.
 
2013-02-23 06:49:28 PM
That was easy.
 
2013-02-23 07:07:38 PM
It would be worth the ticket price just to be able to pelt him with hotdogs.
 
2013-02-23 07:18:31 PM

John Buck 41: I'd love to eat a roast beef sandwich in front of this twat. Not at one of his shows, 'cos that would mean paying to see him. I just mean bumping into him in public.


Pretty sure eating a "roast beef sandwich" is one of that man's worst nightmares.
 
2013-02-23 07:25:28 PM

FunkOut: John Buck 41: I'd love to eat a roast beef sandwich in front of this twat. Not at one of his shows, 'cos that would mean paying to see him. I just mean bumping into him in public.

Pretty sure eating a "roast beef sandwich" is one of that man's worst nightmares.


Exactly.
 
2013-02-23 08:37:13 PM
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2013-02-23 08:55:30 PM
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2013-02-23 09:52:02 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-23 10:51:37 PM
Saborlas, CigaretteSmokingMan: Please stop using photobucket/tinypic links on Fark, as they won't display in either Opera or Chrome...

Rehost them here instead
 
2013-02-23 11:11:52 PM
I have no problem if you don't eat animals, I just don't want to hear about it. Not eating meat doesn't make you any better than anyone else, it actually doesn't make that much sense from a health standpoint, so keep it to yourself.
 
2013-02-23 11:24:11 PM

Badgers: Saborlas, CigaretteSmokingMan: Please stop using photobucket/tinypic links on Fark, as they won't display in either Opera or Chrome...

Rehost them here instead


Or, instead of expecting the universe to revolve around you, you could get a real browser.
 
2013-02-23 11:27:00 PM

cptjeff: Badgers: Saborlas, CigaretteSmokingMan: Please stop using photobucket/tinypic links on Fark, as they won't display in either Opera or Chrome...

Rehost them here instead

Or, instead of expecting the universe to revolve around you, you could get a real browser.


Or, you could blow me. Firefox is a bloated piece of junk.

Photobucket/Tinypic no longer comply with internet standards and should be abandoned as an image host.
 
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