The My Little Pony Killer: She didn't learn to take her phone into the bathroom with her after the first time?
ZAZ: Does she have 911 on speed dial or something?Cell phones are designed to call 911. I assume that's a law; if not it's a standard feature. I've heard of phones that when "locked" will go into a special 911 mode where they ignore all key presses except 9, then ignore all key presses except for 1, then ignore all key presses except 1, then call the cops. Instead of having to press thousands of buttons at random to dial 911 you only have to press ~50 (depending on how many non-numeric buttons you have).
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