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(KSN Wichita)   Mother fined $5,000 for not having any tall counters, shelves, cupboards, or side pockets   (ksn.com) divider line 8
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2013-02-23 12:49:27 PM
3 votes:
Do yourself a favour lady and buy yourself a handgun then leave it around for your kid to play with instead, in the long run we'll all win.
2013-02-23 01:03:08 PM
2 votes:
With a fine like that how will she ever be able to afford  tall counters, shelves, cupboards, or side pockets ?
2013-02-23 02:48:33 PM
1 votes:
Can't 9-eleven just add her number to an 'ignore' list?
2013-02-23 01:35:32 PM
1 votes:
If you can't keep your phone out of the hands of your one year old, maybe you shouldn't have one. (one year old)
2013-02-23 01:25:26 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: She didn't learn to take her phone into the bathroom with her after the first time?


Mrs. Henry has banned me from taking phones into the bathroom after that "customized flatus-burst" ring tone I installed on hers.
(She could, of course, just lock-up her goddamn phone.)
2013-02-23 01:00:30 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Does she have 911 on speed dial or something?

Cell phones are designed to call 911. I assume that's a law; if not it's a standard feature. I've heard of phones that when "locked" will go into a special 911 mode where they ignore all key presses except 9, then ignore all key presses except for 1, then ignore all key presses except 1, then call the cops. Instead of having to press thousands of buttons at random to dial 911 you only have to press ~50 (depending on how many non-numeric buttons you have).

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Yep. Exactly. Although that was ten years ago.
2013-02-23 11:48:53 AM
1 votes:
She didn't learn to take her phone into the bathroom with her after the first time?
2013-02-23 11:32:46 AM
1 votes:
Hey, that's not fair, the kid did it (stomps foot) I shouldn't get in trouble for this (sigh) Whatever!

One year old's first words "Mom, shut up and go to your room."
 
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