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(Daily Mail)   Decadence is having SEVEN kitchens in your house. Well that, and having an Olympic-sized swimming pool, 11 bathrooms, nine bedrooms and a movie theater   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-02-23 12:30:05 PM
5 votes:
Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.
2013-02-23 10:45:15 AM
5 votes:
1) Breakfast
2) Second breakfast
3) Elevesies
4) Lunch
5) Tea
6) Supper
7) Dinner

Wait, where am I supposed to cook my midnight snack?!
2013-02-23 12:39:54 PM
4 votes:
Sharp eaves. Would not habitate.
2013-02-23 12:34:27 PM
4 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I liked the exteriors, but inside was all just fark ugly.


The interior is done in Modern Mob Wife.
2013-02-23 01:59:03 PM
3 votes:

FizixJunkee: Tom_Slick: FizixJunkee: To threadjack a bit here: Where's a good, but not too expensive place to live in the Atlanta area? We're hoping to find a place for under $400,000 in a great school district and a [relatively] easy commute to Georgia Tech.

Unfortunately for a great school district you have to go OTP,  look at homes in Peachtree City I think the commute to downtown is easier from the southwest suburbs than from the northern burbs.

We've heard some not-too-good things about the general Southwest area of Atlanta.

What about Decatur?


Just cut the bullshiat and ask him where there's the least black people.
2013-02-23 12:38:32 PM
3 votes:
If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.
2013-02-23 12:34:01 PM
3 votes:

had98c: Seven kitchens? But I don't have seven wives.


Ever been to St. Ives?
2013-02-23 11:15:54 AM
3 votes:
Huh... 7 kitchens and no taste
2013-02-23 01:36:45 PM
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

The caption to this reads "It offers not one but two gyms, a basketball court, and a health and wellness center with massage chairs"

I guess a bar counts as a "health and wellness center". At least to Farkers it does.
2013-02-23 12:53:20 PM
2 votes:

Vectron: "Honey, did you see where I left the car keys?"


sent from my iPhone
2013-02-23 12:51:51 PM
2 votes:
Delay:  But, seriously never before has such obscene wealth been concentrated in the hands of so few as in today's Russia the US.

Please diagram this sentence.
2013-02-23 12:43:17 PM
2 votes:

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


I read this in Vasili's voice.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-23 12:40:36 PM
2 votes:

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.
2013-02-23 12:30:57 PM
2 votes:
How long did it take to 3D print that?
2013-02-23 11:25:44 AM
2 votes:
Gah. Those pictures gave me a headache.
2013-02-23 02:48:43 PM
1 votes:

AlwaysRightBoy: I have friends who own a McMansion that has 8 bedrooms, six baths, two kitchens (and with a basement that is bigger than my whole house and two kids).


Bigger than your house and your two children combined?  That basement must be enormous!
2013-02-23 02:35:40 PM
1 votes:

JungleBoogie: What would warrant that house increasing in price nearly 1000% percent? Make the mortgage loan, sell it to the government, pocket a tidy fee, and you don't have to care why. But... if you're curious about what's going under the hood, why the economy is in the shape it's in, it would be an interesting investigation.


Maybe they spent the difference in crown molding and gold leaf?
2013-02-23 02:20:19 PM
1 votes:
But who would want to live in Atlanta?
2013-02-23 01:39:20 PM
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com

Nice joint, dude.
2013-02-23 01:25:34 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
I can't help but think that giant bees are going to descend from the ceiling.
2013-02-23 01:13:46 PM
1 votes:

Glendale: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]

Someone went cheap on the tiny-ass screen for a "theater" room, among other things wrong with that picture. It doesn't seem to be designed as a functional theater room for the purpose of enjoying movies.


Who builds a theater room without one of those popcorn machines that they'll never use? It's like the designer didn't even see an episode of Cribs.
2013-02-23 12:50:22 PM
1 votes:

LDM90: Something about small penises amirite?!


No. This isn't a anti-gun thread.
2013-02-23 12:49:01 PM
1 votes:

YouPeopleAreCrazy: traylor: She will divorce you, and you will not be rich anymore.

If you have $XX million, and your ex takes 1/2 in the divorce...you're still rich.


Pre-nups, and don't live in a community property state.
2013-02-23 12:48:20 PM
1 votes:
Gauche, ostentatious, gauche, tacky, gauche, and... well, the words "white trash" do come to mind.
2013-02-23 12:46:52 PM
1 votes:
Ugly exterior.
Ugly interior.
In Atlanta.

Three strikes.
2013-02-23 12:44:58 PM
1 votes:
"Honey, did you see where I left the car keys?"
2013-02-23 12:42:33 PM
1 votes:

Delay: Our company deals with some folks who have made their money in the US "financial services" industry. The homes make the European palaces look shoddy. Also, how many yachts does one family actually need?


I'm not sharing with Caitlin!
2013-02-23 12:41:47 PM
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: If I ever win the lotto I am going to buy a house like that. Myself, the wife and kids will each have a room.  The remaining 6 bedrooms will be occupied by18 year old girls; one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, on asian chick, one latina and one negress.  They will all love anal and facials.  Each will be replaced upon turning 19.  The wife will go along with this since I will be rich.


You need more money than the lottery for that.

My suggestion: start a religion or be a dictator.
2013-02-23 12:34:39 PM
1 votes:
My wife would still complain that she doesnt have enough cabinet space.
2013-02-23 12:28:08 PM
1 votes:
Apparently, he's only worth $50 million dollars.  So basically that house is every penny that man has in the world.
2013-02-23 11:38:42 AM
1 votes:
Oh look!!
A house that someone spent a bunch of money to build!!!
Now, This Is Exciting!!!
2013-02-23 10:59:53 AM
1 votes:
I don't think I could cut back that much.
2013-02-23 10:51:02 AM
1 votes:
Opulence. I has it.

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2013-02-23 10:45:29 AM
1 votes:
That house was a whole lot of nouveau riche hot mess.
 
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