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(The Sun)   Rihanna and Kate Moss strip naked to... okay Farkettes, now that the guys are gone Operation Velvet Taco is a GO. Team 8 be in position at 1900 hours   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-02-23 07:12:34 AM
Guys gone where?  Sorry, you'll need better bait than that.
 
2013-02-23 07:40:47 AM
Naked?

www.mandypatinkin.net
 
2013-02-23 07:49:26 AM

Irving Maimway: Naked?

[www.mandypatinkin.net image 330x282]


img.thesun.co.uk
img.thesun.co.uk

Looks kind of naked to me.... not at the same time of course, but naked none the less. Unless you count wearing each other as clothes.
 
2013-02-23 07:53:33 AM
Wait a minute..... who the hell's hand is covering Rhianna's breast in the picture where she's the one who is naked?

Look at the angle of her arm, there's no way it could be her own hand unless she has Reed Richard's stretching powers. And both of Kate Moss's hands are accounted for. Does this mysterious third hand have something to do with Operation Velvet Taco?
 
2013-02-23 07:56:36 AM

Ghastly: Wait a minute..... who the hell's hand is covering Rhianna's breast in the picture where she's the one who is naked?

Look at the angle of her arm, there's no way it could be her own hand unless she has Reed Richard's stretching powers. And both of Kate Moss's hands are accounted for. Does this mysterious third hand have something to do with Operation Velvet Taco?


(looks for a while)  Okay, that's the blonde girl's leg going down..
 
2013-02-23 08:01:55 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-23 08:03:28 AM

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x519]


That's Kate's leg...
 
2013-02-23 08:03:34 AM

Alphax: Ghastly: Wait a minute..... who the hell's hand is covering Rhianna's breast in the picture where she's the one who is naked?

Look at the angle of her arm, there's no way it could be her own hand unless she has Reed Richard's stretching powers. And both of Kate Moss's hands are accounted for. Does this mysterious third hand have something to do with Operation Velvet Taco?

(looks for a while)  Okay, that's the blonde girl's leg going down..


HA!!!! Good eye. Bricks were shat.
 
2013-02-23 08:27:15 AM
Oh, come on.  Everybody knows that Fark is comprised solely of American Men.
 
2013-02-23 08:29:53 AM
WHAR NAKED?!?
WHAR?
 
2013-02-23 08:45:32 AM
oi49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-23 08:46:54 AM

Alphax: Guys gone where?  Sorry, you'll need better bait than that.


Agreed.
 
2013-02-23 08:53:16 AM

Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x519]


pressxordie.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-23 09:00:39 AM
Mmmmmm, velvet tacos...
 
2013-02-23 09:14:58 AM
Kate Moss has that eye thing going on, I find it incredibly sexy. Perfection flawed is delicious. One of the actresses in Sex & the City has the eye too. Drives me crazy.
 
2013-02-23 09:20:45 AM
Rhianna is apparently Reed Richard's love child with Misty Knight.
Serves Invisible Girl right for all that floosying she did with Namor.
 
2013-02-23 09:26:18 AM
 
2013-02-23 09:29:02 AM
I'd hit Rhianna...
 
2013-02-23 09:29:33 AM
so lesbians aren't invited to you little  Operation Velvet Taco subby? why do you hate lesbians?

no one hates lesbians
 
2013-02-23 09:39:37 AM
I could do without Kate Moss getting in the way.
 
2013-02-23 09:42:35 AM
150% better:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-23 10:05:59 AM
Kate Moss naked.  Gee, never seen that before.
 
2013-02-23 10:56:27 AM
A presumably STD infested drug addict who's been naked a jillian times before and a weird looking giant forehead chick with lame tattoos and a kewpie doll face who is back with her abuser... If you want to get the straight guys to click you're going to have to try a hell of a lot harder than that.

Shiat, it's almost like you DON'T want us to click.
 
2013-02-23 11:02:44 AM
The bad girl beauties took it in turns.....


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-23 11:05:28 AM

Ghastly: Wait a minute..... who the hell's hand is covering Rhianna's breast in the picture where she's the one who is naked?

Look at the angle of her arm, there's no way it could be her own hand unless she has Reed Richard's stretching powers. And both of Kate Moss's hands are accounted for. Does this mysterious third hand have something to do with Operation Velvet Taco?


This. I thought it was me seeing things.
 
2013-02-23 11:06:25 AM

Slaxl: Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x519]

That's Kate's leg...


I had to stare for a good three or four minutes to figure out what the hell was going on there.  Kate's knee makes it look like her shoulder.
 
2013-02-23 11:06:31 AM

Alphax: Guys gone where?  Sorry, you'll need better bait than that.


This; the boob thread from yesterday was WAY better than those two toothpicks.
 
2013-02-23 12:00:19 PM

FriarReb98: Slaxl: Ghastly: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x519]

That's Kate's leg...

I had to stare for a good three or four minutes to figure out what the hell was going on there.  Kate's knee makes it look like her shoulder.


But there's still something weird going on there. Unless Kate broke her shin during the shoot and they just said "fark it, we'll do it live!"
 
2013-02-23 12:13:20 PM
How many great rock bands played The Velvet Taco way back when?
 
2013-02-23 12:36:18 PM

Rwa2play: Alphax: Guys gone where?  Sorry, you'll need better bait than that.

This; the boob thread from yesterday was WAY better than those two toothpicks.


^These. I don't get all the drooling over Rihanna. I've seen better-looking tatted-up gang biatches.
 
2013-02-23 12:49:12 PM
YUK!

My ex looked like Kate Moss, That's why she's my ex...
 
2013-02-23 12:53:55 PM

Nuclear Monk: I'd hit Rhianna...


already been done:

cdn.lipstiq.com

/First time i've seen that photo.  I want to stick a shiv in Mr. Brown's kidney now.
 
2013-02-23 01:01:46 PM
img.izismile.com
 
2013-02-23 01:08:27 PM
Did they even need to actually be there for that shoot?  There's so much Photoshop  in these 'photo shoots' they might as well just skip the actual 'shoot' and go straight to the shop.
 
2013-02-23 02:00:38 PM
"We left 500,000 pairs of new "cute" (as verified by our gay members) shoes around the objective. Operation Velvet Taco will fail."
 
2013-02-23 02:34:39 PM
...not very impressed by these SFW "nude" shoots.
 
2013-02-23 02:40:30 PM
OMG, it's soo edgeh!!
They're like, "fark you, societeh, we do what we whant!!"
 
2013-02-23 02:50:28 PM
Wow that was underwelming. You could see sexier states of undress at any nightclub.
 
2013-02-23 04:07:03 PM
That is a whole mess of drugs, daddy issues, and STDs in one photoshoot.
 
2013-02-23 05:51:49 PM

Christian Bale: 150% better:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x438]


FREEDOM!

Still one of the hottest videos of all time. OF ALL TIME.
 
2013-02-23 06:12:15 PM
My god Rhianna is not an attractive woman. Unless you have a thing for the downy look. Her forehead is disproportionately large, and without all the Photoshop, lights, and makeup she looks like a ghetto scrubber. Gross.
 
2013-02-23 06:31:10 PM
I've got hotter pictures of more naked, better looking women as spam in my email.
 
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2013-02-23 09:58:15 PM
"We left 500,000 pairs of new "cute" (as verified by our gay members) shoes around the objective. Operation Velvet Taco will fail."

hahahahahhaa
 
2013-02-24 01:57:15 AM
Must have worked. It's well past 1900 hours here and nothing has happened.
 
2013-02-24 02:19:10 AM

nmemkha: "We left 500,000 pairs of new "cute" (as verified by our gay members) shoes around the objective. Operation Velvet Taco will fail."


WIN!
 
2013-02-24 03:11:06 PM
Im not sure Kate really wants to get that close to herp's, I mean Rihanna's mouth.
 
2013-02-25 09:38:48 AM
Put me in the DO NOT WANT group.

Rihanna does nothing for me, and it ain't like I'm some kind of devil with the ladies.  She just does not make good decisions, or she's listening to people who are giving her bad advice.

- All the stupid "look at me I'm sexy" shiat she does only makes her look desperate and cheap, and it's only gonna get worse as her 15 minutes run out.

- No substance to her music, just one generic dance track after another...all of them completely forgettable.

- Then add in the crap with her thug, sadistic "boyfriend" and the cake has been iced.

DO. NOT. WANT.
 
2013-02-25 12:57:47 PM

ristst: Put me in the DO NOT WANT group.

Rihanna does nothing for me, and it ain't like I'm some kind of devil with the ladies.  She just does not make good decisions, or she's listening to people who are giving her bad advice.

- All the stupid "look at me I'm sexy" shiat she does only makes her look desperate and cheap, and it's only gonna get worse as her 15 minutes run out.

- No substance to her music, just one generic dance track after another...all of them completely forgettable.

- Then add in the crap with her thug, sadistic "boyfriend" and the cake has been iced.

DO. NOT. WANT.


She's beautiful and she makes bad decisions. That means she might actually date a Farker. Yes, I know she has a five-head, but look at that face and her skin. You'd turn that down?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-25 01:13:28 PM

PacManDreaming: You'd turn that down?


It's not that I think she's physically unattractive, but she's taken the phrase "attention whore" and run it off a cliff.  And as I said, getting back with the thug who beat her within an inch of her life doesn't make her seem any more attractive...or smart for that matter.

So my answer is YES, I'd turn it down.

\not that she's give me the time of day, but I wouldn't be asking
 
2013-02-25 01:33:50 PM

ristst: sadistic


ristst: beat her within an inch of her life


Come on, there's enough to hate without making the stuff up
 
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