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(Independent)   University seeks healthy folk aged 25-40 who've never used drugs, to snort coke   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, King's College London, clinical research  
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4893 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2013 at 11:42 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-23 03:57:55 PM  
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2013-02-23 11:51:12 AM  
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Why would anyone volunteer for this? If by 25-40 you haven't used drugs what would motivate you to think taking an addictive substance for research would be a good idea? I am 33 and haven't used drugs, and no amount of financial compensation would make me think this was a good idea.
2013-02-23 11:50:40 AM  
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StreetlightInTheGhetto: I'd wager it would depend on the financial compensation. Although honestly, if you're 36 and last smoked pot in college, you could just, you know, lie.

I think less likely to get healthy and willing folk who haven't used drugs is getting all of that plus "no medical history".  Good effing luck there!

I'm a 25-40 male who has never used drugs and has no medical history. There's no way I'd touch this with a 10 ft pole. So yeah, good luck.
2013-02-23 11:47:39 AM  
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Will there be female reasearch assistant's bottoms to snort the aforementioned cocaine off of?
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