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(Yahoo)   Three smokin' hot sisters in PA convicted of corruption, this story has more irony than a Greek tragedy   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 94
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2013-02-23 05:14:30 AM
I'm thinking 'Bad to the Bone'..
 
2013-02-23 07:33:53 AM
How there hasn't been at least one political cartoon of these three throwing staffers into a boiling cauldron I have no idea.
 
2013-02-23 08:51:40 AM
You can never trust anyone who is loudly devoutly religious. The ones that are quietly devoutly religious, you can trust, but you don't know that they are.
 
2013-02-23 08:55:17 AM
I would bone those old ladies, pretty sure they still have alot of money put up somewhere.
/Golddigging male whore with no standards
 
2013-02-23 09:12:47 AM
FTFA:

During the investigation, which centered on the sisters' emails, prosecutors stumbled onto messages Sen. Orie and Melvin sent to the "angel lady," a Philadelphia psychic who read her client's written questions aloud before claiming to receive a whispered answer from an angel.

The senator and justice sought assurances from the $85-an-hour medium that Zappala's investigation wouldn't result in criminal charges.

It never ceases to amaze me how poeple that farking guilable and flat out retarded can get into positions of power time and time again.
 
2013-02-23 09:41:40 AM
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2013-02-23 10:03:34 AM
 
2013-02-23 10:21:02 AM

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Uncanny resemblance.
 
2013-02-23 10:58:51 AM

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I think the one on the left is trying to do the "I'm evil" face.
 
2013-02-23 11:02:34 AM
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2013-02-23 11:10:29 AM
If Republicans truly believed in Christ and actually followed His teachings stuff like this wouldn't happen!
 
2013-02-23 11:11:24 AM
So is this a sponsored link, or did subby really just steal the first line of the article and think s/he was cool?
 
2013-02-23 11:11:51 AM
I thought the whole smokin' hot thing was reserved for British tabloids. Have we finally achieved equal representation on this side of the pond?
 
2013-02-23 11:12:14 AM
     Would someone please post a picture of Peggy Hill...Thank you.
 
2013-02-23 11:13:38 AM
By smoking hot, you mean that their faces look like they have been smoking cigarettes for 40 years.
 
2013-02-23 11:13:44 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: If Republicans truly believed in Christ and actually followed His teachings stuff like this wouldn't happen!


If they truly believed in Christ, they wouldn't be Republicans.
 
2013-02-23 11:14:15 AM

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Weren't they in Macbeth?
 
2013-02-23 11:15:08 AM
This sounds like about 5 episodes of Law and Order I've seen.
 
2013-02-23 11:15:16 AM
"It's all pretty unbelievable," said John Burkoff, a university of Pittsburgh law professor who has closely followed the cases. "Whatever you thought about the Orie sisters, whether you liked or didn't like them, you have to look at all of this as tragic."

It's not farking tragic at all. They brought this entirely upon themselves.
 
2013-02-23 11:15:43 AM
FTFA:  "Whatever you thought about the Orie sisters, whether you liked or didn't like them, you have to look at all of this as tragic."

No, not tragic at all.Rooting out this corrupt breed seems to me to be quite the opposite of tragic.
 
2013-02-23 11:17:07 AM
Chicks like that are why there are so many closet Republican gays....
 
2013-02-23 11:17:10 AM
FTA:
"this is tragic".

UUmm, no, no. Well deserved, hardly tragic unless you are a GOP sycophant.
When corrupt sociopathic hypocrants get outed, please don't call it tragic.
 
2013-02-23 11:17:29 AM
A family of corrupt lawyers? They could start their own church...
 
2013-02-23 11:17:47 AM
Political?

The allegations grew uglier, when Melvin - after it was known Sen. Orie was being investigated but before the justice was charged - called for an audit of two child care centers that paid kickbacks to two judges in northeastern Pennsylvania's Luzerne County who sent troubled youths to the facilities. The facilities were co-owned by Gregory Zappala, the prosecutor's brother, who was never charged in the scheme and has repeatedly denied wrongdoing.
 
2013-02-23 11:20:02 AM
Or, as it's known in Pennsylvania, Thursday.
 
2013-02-23 11:20:31 AM
"During the investigation, which centered on the sisters' emails, prosecutors stumbled onto messages Sen. Orie and Melvin sent to the "angel lady," a Philadelphia psychic who read her client's written questions aloud before claiming to receive a whispered answer from an angel. The senator and justice sought assurances from the $85-an-hour medium that Zappala's investigation wouldn't result in criminal charges."

$85 to get answers from an "angel"?  I wonder how much it costs to talk to the devil?
 
2013-02-23 11:22:16 AM
They must have been pretty when they were alive.
 
2013-02-23 11:22:52 AM

czei: $85 to get answers from an "angel"? I wonder how much it costs to talk to the devil?


Free for me, I just look into the mirror.
 
2013-02-23 11:25:05 AM

qorkfiend: "It's all pretty unbelievable," said John Burkoff, a university of Pittsburgh law professor who has closely followed the cases. "Whatever you thought about the Orie sisters, whether you liked or didn't like them, you have to look at all of this as tragic."

It's not farking tragic at all. They brought this entirely upon themselves.


Ummmmm.  One of the key points of tragedy, specifically Greek tragedy is that it's usually (unintentionally) self-inflicted.  So yeah, it's pretty much textbook tragedy.
 
2013-02-23 11:25:12 AM

czei: "During the investigation, which centered on the sisters' emails, prosecutors stumbled onto messages Sen. Orie and Melvin sent to the "angel lady," a Philadelphia psychic who read her client's written questions aloud before claiming to receive a whispered answer from an angel. The senator and justice sought assurances from the $85-an-hour medium that Zappala's investigation wouldn't result in criminal charges."

$85 to get answers from an "angel"?  I wonder how much it costs to talk to the devil?


oh that's always free.
 
2013-02-23 11:25:47 AM

lenfromak: Or, as it's known in Pennsylvania, Thursday.


yup.
 
2013-02-23 11:26:46 AM
They were last seen mumbling "double, double, toil and trouble".
 
2013-02-23 11:28:46 AM
Those biatches need seriously biatch-slapped.
 
2013-02-23 11:29:54 AM

lenfromak: Or, as it's known in Pennsylvania, Thursday.


Sadly, this.  The shiat these chicks were up to isn't even a drop in the bucket of the bullshiat that goes on with our politicians.
 
2013-02-23 11:36:01 AM
subby fail.  They weren't ugly enough for the smoking hot meme.
 
2013-02-23 11:36:24 AM
Y'know, I think a good healthy shiat would help their appearances quite a bit.
They look kinda backed up.
 
2013-02-23 11:38:39 AM
since they're catholic it's a surprise they are up to no good?
 
2013-02-23 11:52:49 AM
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One of theses sisters is our client

Can you guess which one?

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2013-02-23 11:56:08 AM
I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.
 
2013-02-23 11:57:39 AM
I would think back in there day they would be smoking hot.  I'd like to see pics from 20 years ago.
 
2013-02-23 11:59:21 AM
Me:
"Please be Republican, please be Republican, please be Republican...."
/scroll/scroll/scroll
"YES".
 
2013-02-23 12:02:25 PM

5monkeys: I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.


Old person here: I'll bet all three of them clean up real nice, and the one on the right is definitely hittable.
 
2013-02-23 12:07:44 PM
Deserves "obvious tag".  The one on the left looks like a crim.
 
2013-02-23 12:11:06 PM
Not even w/ your willie.

GOP women like this is why GOP men think what they do of women.
I would consider that rapey thingie could work for this three.

Plz imagine Hocus Pocus image here____
 
2013-02-23 12:12:03 PM
The theme here is "I can't believe intelligent women like these ladies could do such a thing".  I say they were probably cheating the whole time, from high school, all the way through college.  It's amazing how much a "good christian" can get away with.
 
2013-02-23 12:17:44 PM
They must be related to the Prune sisters.
 
2013-02-23 12:18:59 PM
l.yimg.comOriLY?

/Really? I'm the first on this?
 
2013-02-23 12:19:49 PM
www.freedomsphoenix.com

i knew it would be this lot.

the one on the right in the triptych posted above, this is her when she got convicted of the same types of crimes some years ago.  yeah, that was a fun thread.

(actual pictures of her post-conviction ad hoc press conference on the courthosue steps.)

She real mad.
 
2013-02-23 12:20:34 PM
Smoking Hot? Subbies standards kinda low
 
2013-02-23 12:23:38 PM

rickythepenguin: (actual pictures of her post-conviction ad hoc press conference on the courthosue steps.)


Moar:

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2013-02-23 12:26:33 PM
Scott Walker is getting nervous
 
2013-02-23 12:29:08 PM

festoon: Princess Ryans Knickers: If Republicans truly believed in Christ and actually followed His teachings stuff like this wouldn't happen!

If they truly believed in Christ, they wouldn't be Republicans in politics.

Fixed
 
2013-02-23 12:33:08 PM
Hot sisters?

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2013-02-23 12:34:00 PM
Look like total biatchs from birth.
 
2013-02-23 12:35:18 PM

99.998er: Hot sisters?


bagged it (three inputs)
banged her
blew me
 
2013-02-23 12:35:21 PM

baronvonzipper: festoon: Princess Ryans Knickers: If Republicans truly believed in Christ and actually followed His teachings stuff like this wouldn't happen!

If they truly believed in Christ, they wouldn't be Republicans in politics.
Fixed


This. Well, they wouldn't be Repubs or Dems, that's for sure.
 
2013-02-23 12:36:29 PM
What is wrong with me? I should know better. This is Fark afterall. Why do I click? WHY!?!?
 
2013-02-23 12:43:25 PM

MFAWG: 5monkeys: I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.

Old person here: I'll bet all three of them clean up real nice, and the one on the right is definitely hittable.


Maybe clean up nice. Maybe hittable. But smoking hot? No.
 
2013-02-23 12:45:29 PM

rickythepenguin: 99.998er: Hot sisters?

bagged it (three inputs)
banged her
blew me


Big deal! I had a foursome with the Lennon sisters. Would have been a fivesome, but Kathy called in sick.  (Circa 2009)
 
2013-02-23 12:46:15 PM
To be fair for these uggos, to make it so far in politics they must have mastered knob-gobbling pretty good. So there's that.
 
2013-02-23 12:56:49 PM

5monkeys: I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.


True, but I still click on the links. Once in a blue moon, we get a bone thrown our way...
 
2013-02-23 01:04:26 PM

sammyk: FTFA:

During the investigation, which centered on the sisters' emails, prosecutors stumbled onto messages Sen. Orie and Melvin sent to the "angel lady," a Philadelphia psychic who read her client's written questions aloud before claiming to receive a whispered answer from an angel.

The senator and justice sought assurances from the $85-an-hour medium that Zappala's investigation wouldn't result in criminal charges.

It never ceases to amaze me how poeple that farking guilable and flat out retarded can get into positions of power time and time again.


Christians that take their faith to heart do not engage in such shenanigans. In several verses the Bible warns against taking up with necromancers, spiritists, mediums and fortune tellers. These ladies lost their way long ago.

I can understand their being religious people in their youth. For many families their belief in a faith goes back multiple generations. Their parents probably promised to raise their children within the Church when they took their wedding vows. Children of church goers have religion pounded into their heads real early on. Brain washing of this magnitude is not easily overcome.
 
2013-02-23 01:05:47 PM
It's a good start. Let's throw more politicians in jail.
 
2013-02-23 01:06:27 PM
Smokin' hot? They look like the Brides of Chucky.
 
2013-02-23 01:09:05 PM
Their parents asked for this, honestly, naming them Joan, Jane, and Janine. Goddam boomers.

Oh, I skimmed over the part where their parents were John and Jean. I bet everyone thought it was the most precious family in the world when they were little girls. I'd snap too.
 
2013-02-23 01:17:43 PM

foxyshadis: Their parents asked for this, honestly, naming them Joan, Jane, and Janine. Goddam boomers.

Oh, I skimmed over the part where their parents were John and Jean. I bet everyone thought it was the most precious family in the world when they were little girls. I'd snap too.


Definite cute overdose.
 
2013-02-23 01:31:11 PM
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A reference to Greek literature in the headline, and not one Medusa reference yet? You're slipping FARK

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2013-02-23 01:35:59 PM

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: (actual pictures of her post-conviction ad hoc press conference on the courthosue steps.)

Moar:


She looks like she likes to rip mens balls off at the root.
 
2013-02-23 02:10:58 PM

baronvonzipper: festoon: Princess Ryans Knickers: If Republicans truly believed in Christ and actually followed His teachings stuff like this wouldn't happen!

If they truly believed in Christ, they wouldn't be Republicans in politics.
Fixed


Not nearly. Politics is what free humans use to organize governance of themselves. Are you implying that Christians aren't humans? Or just that they aren't free?

Anyway, per Matt 25:35-45, Christians should be feeding the hungry, providing drink to the thirsty, welcoming strangers, clothing the naked, comforting the sick, visiting those in prison - generally helping people in need. This is anathema to the standard GOP party platform, but it does fit well with the objectives of the Democrats.
 
2013-02-23 02:11:28 PM
You children don't appreciate anything.

/moar, pls
 
2013-02-23 02:24:21 PM
Oh yeah, the stench of crazy coming off of these three has been pretty strong. The question isn't that they were found guilty, but why it took so long before these morons were charged.
 
2013-02-23 02:27:38 PM
well, at least the 90 year old parents had other kids to be proud of.

good job on rearing those witches.
 
2013-02-23 02:30:46 PM
Oh my farking CHRIST. ENOUGH with the "smoking hot" parody BULLshiat.
 
2013-02-23 02:32:38 PM
Embodying the Tammy Faye Bakker trilogy of good looks, sane religious philosophy, and an ethical disposition.
 
2013-02-23 02:53:32 PM

5monkeys: I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.


or 90?
 
2013-02-23 02:54:57 PM
"Thrice hath the hedgepig whined"?  For my hedgepig, not even once.


This corruption in high places stuff would stop if only we elected more wimmin into office.
 
2013-02-23 02:58:02 PM
i grew up with a crush on the Lennon Sisters,
Andrews Sisters, not so much, tho nice racks
 
2013-02-23 03:13:40 PM
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2013-02-23 03:18:03 PM

Alphax: I'm thinking 'Bad to for

 the Bone'..

/FTFY
 
2013-02-23 03:18:49 PM
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Another sister perhaps!
 
2013-02-23 03:32:13 PM

5monkeys: I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.


Well it wont be very many years and they will die(possibly)  and since they put such heavy claims into being Christian they should be going to hell where they will be smoking and hot!
 
2013-02-23 03:32:15 PM
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2013-02-23 03:44:43 PM
I'd canvas them.
 
2013-02-23 03:49:25 PM

KickerOfElvis: Me:
"Please be Republican, please be Republican, please be Republican...."
/scroll/scroll/scroll
"YES".


Broktun: Political?

The allegations grew uglier, when Melvin - after it was known Sen. Orie was being investigated but before the justice was charged - called for an audit of two child care centers that paid kickbacks to two judges in northeastern Pennsylvania's Luzerne County who sent troubled youths to the facilities. The facilities were co-owned by Gregory Zappala, the prosecutor's brother, who was never charged in the scheme and has repeatedly denied wrongdoing.


So these three who used a government staff for campaigning are going to jail, while the prosecutor's brother / scumbag who paid two judges to lock up kids in his detention centers for profit is still walking free. NICE.
 
2013-02-23 04:12:30 PM
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Your argument is invalid!!!
 
2013-02-23 04:23:15 PM

bikerbob59: I would think back in there day they would be smoking hot.  I'd like to see pics from 20 years ago.


I think their day was July 29, 1974.
 
2013-02-23 04:32:46 PM

just_another_asshole/jaa: 5monkeys: I no longer believe the smoking hot line in fark. This is one in a long string of subbys' lies. These women are hideous, just like the smoking hot teachers and smoking hot plastic surgery girls. Subby you are a liar. Or blind.

Well it wont be very many years and they will die(possibly)  and since they put such heavy claims into being Christian they should be going to hell where they will be smoking and hot!


When you put it that way...
 
2013-02-23 04:39:07 PM
These biatches have NOTHING on this family:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Edwards">http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Edwin_Edwards

/his wife is TOTALLY hitable!
 
2013-02-23 05:51:39 PM
www.bbc.co.uk

MacBeth, anyone?
 
2013-02-23 05:59:27 PM
can someone help me out with the part that's ironic?
 
2013-02-23 07:09:47 PM

I eat mop: can someone help me out with the part that's ironic?


It's dramatic irony, not the hipster kind.
 
2013-02-23 07:44:54 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: If Republicans truly believed in Christ and actually followed His teachings stuff like this wouldn't happen!


They are Catholic. Christ is but a minor character to them.
 
2013-02-23 09:54:49 PM
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2013-02-24 01:24:19 AM
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