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(10 News)   White Rabbit in hot water again after cussing at precious snowflakes. Never mind that the rotten crotch-fruit were pulling on his costume and acting like jerks, someone smells a lawsuit   (10news.com) divider line 24
    More: Asinine, White Rabbit, Disneyland, olfaction, hold hands, fruits, Disneyland character, laws  
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7171 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2013 at 7:31 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-23 08:02:47 AM  
5 votes:
Moments later, someone is heard yelling, "Hey you, get off of her."

www.blastr.com
2013-02-23 07:35:04 AM  
5 votes:
This is why I reserve the right to beat other people's children.
2013-02-23 07:54:32 AM  
4 votes:
If the white rabbit had been armed, this never would have happened.
2013-02-23 10:41:11 AM  
3 votes:

dstrick44: WhippingBoy: Bit'O'Gristle: dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney

/If your kids can't behave in public like decent mannered human beings, don't take them out in public.
//thanks, the world.

Careful there. Don't piss off dstrick44 unless you want a serious serious problem on your hands.

If you want to see a serious serious problem grab 1 of my children by his neck.


Well duh, first I'd knock your internet tough-guy ass out, THEN I'd beat your child...  Now STFU with your little man syndrome.
2013-02-23 08:57:26 AM  
3 votes:

dstrick44: WhippingBoy: Bit'O'Gristle: dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney

/If your kids can't behave in public like decent mannered human beings, don't take them out in public.
//thanks, the world.

Careful there. Don't piss off dstrick44 unless you want a serious serious problem on your hands.

If you want to see a serious serious problem grab 1 of my children by his neck.


OH SH*T...It's an internet bad ass. We better behave.
2013-02-23 08:55:16 AM  
3 votes:

JerkStore: My wife was a character at some amusement park when she was a teenager. She says the kids were usually fine, it was the grown men who would cozy up to her for photos and grab her tits that were creepy as hell. Apparently it wasn't just once in a while, either, but several times a day when some grown man would think it would be OK to grab her. Of course, I'm just wondering what the men got out of grabbing George Jetson's D-cups, but whatever.


To be honest, if I saw George Jetson with D-cups, I'd consider grabbing them just to figure out WTF was going on...
2013-02-23 07:47:59 AM  
3 votes:
They should pass on the lawyer and just call Glenn Close, she knows what to do with a rabbit.
2013-02-23 01:18:18 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, and to think of my children going down there, and spending 3 days in the DLand hotel, them being invited to attend a cast member birthday party, getting free swag, being led to the front of long lines, from others because they knew them by name after a few hours.

Oh wait, I had decent children.

/honestly not my fault
//i tried real hard to raise them as douche bags
///blames their mother
2013-02-23 12:05:04 PM  
2 votes:

dstrick44: WhippingBoy: Bit'O'Gristle: dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney

/If your kids can't behave in public like decent mannered human beings, don't take them out in public.
//thanks, the world.

Careful there. Don't piss off dstrick44 unless you want a serious serious problem on your hands.

If you want to see a serious serious problem grab 1 of my children by his neck.


If you allow your children to misbehave that badly in public, I will ignore them and go for YOUR farking neck.
2013-02-23 09:01:59 AM  
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: dstrick44: WhippingBoy: Bit'O'Gristle: dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney

/If your kids can't behave in public like decent mannered human beings, don't take them out in public.
//thanks, the world.

Careful there. Don't piss off dstrick44 unless you want a serious serious problem on your hands.

If you want to see a serious serious problem grab 1 of my children by his neck.

OH SH*T...It's an internet bad ass. We better behave.


You do NOT want to grab one of his children by their necks. Trust me on this one.
2013-02-23 08:42:30 AM  
2 votes:
Several years ago I was drafted to march in my home towns bicentennial parade.  I was a 12 foot tall puritan with just a tiny patch of sheer material to see through. I was assigned a handler who was easily distracted.  Some youths though it would be fun to use their super soakers.  Given my limited vision the steam of water hit the eyeball, I didn't even see it to blink.  The other parade goers wondered why a puritan minister was swearing like a sailor.
2013-02-23 08:40:55 AM  
2 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney

/If your kids can't behave in public like decent mannered human beings, don't take them out in public.
//thanks, the world.


Careful there. Don't piss off dstrick44 unless you want a serious serious problem on your hands.
2013-02-23 08:40:06 AM  
2 votes:
My wife was a character at some amusement park when she was a teenager. She says the kids were usually fine, it was the grown men who would cozy up to her for photos and grab her tits that were creepy as hell. Apparently it wasn't just once in a while, either, but several times a day when some grown man would think it would be OK to grab her. Of course, I'm just wondering what the men got out of grabbing George Jetson's D-cups, but whatever.
2013-02-23 07:39:16 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Diseny said: "This seems to be a blatant attempt by a lawyer to generate publicity for a case that has no merit. If anything, all this video shows is a family of misbehaving guests deliberately provoking a character for their own malicious amusement."

I like where this is going! I wonder if they will pull the race card for the white rabbit being so white?
2013-02-23 07:36:00 AM  
2 votes:
Jefferson Aeroplane or Monty Python? Hmmmm
2013-02-23 01:05:07 PM  
1 votes:

publikenemy: If you're job is being a white rabbit at Disneyland, you should expect to get your big white fluffy tail pulled. It's like a lure for children. Albeit not a 14 yr old, but still.

That being said, if I caught that rabbit all over my daughter like that, that camera would've been dropped straight away and rabbit stew for all


If my teen had done that to the rabbit I would have helped the rabbit hold the little bi%$h down, you sir are part of the problem......
2013-02-23 11:01:29 AM  
1 votes:

jimmyjackfunk: compared to most other children I see when we are out and about, my kids are actually closer to angels.


I bet you wrote that with a straight face, didn't you?
2013-02-23 09:53:08 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-02-23 08:52:53 AM  
1 votes:

dstrick44: WhippingBoy: Bit'O'Gristle: dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney

/If your kids can't behave in public like decent mannered human beings, don't take them out in public.
//thanks, the world.

Careful there. Don't piss off dstrick44 unless you want a serious serious problem on your hands.

If you want to see a serious serious problem grab 1 of my children by his neck.


I totally farkin' will man!!! Just you watch me!!!
2013-02-23 08:51:28 AM  
1 votes:

dstrick44: Instead of complaining about all the rotten kids maybe this douchebag should not be working at Disney World around children. Anybody who grabbed my kid by the neck would have a serious serious problem.
They were at Disney. The kids are supposed to be able to act like kids.
If you can't deal with children then don't take a job wearing a bunny suit at Disney


I almost bit, but then I realized there's no way on Earth somebody with kids could possibly be that dumb.
0/10
2013-02-23 08:32:15 AM  
1 votes:
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the tail on the ol' White Rabbit
And you don't mess around with Jim
2013-02-23 08:32:15 AM  
1 votes:
The family's lawyer said:

"It's classic evidence. They aren't supervised and they think they can get away with treating their guests very poorly. It's clear as day these cast members ... aren't too concerned about behaving badly in public," said Gilleon.

His wording is so fun here.  All the defense attorney has to do is swap the two highlighted words.
2013-02-23 07:47:37 AM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Jefferson Aeroplane or Monty Python? Hmmmm


Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.
2013-02-23 07:42:49 AM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: "Here johnny, we'll take you to Disney world and not do anything to control you. We want you to be as much of a little bastard as possible and if anyone reacts, we'll sue them! It'll be perfect!"


How is this different than any other day for these little bastards?
 
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