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(Yahoo)   Hmmm. A tatted up failed NBA player who is refusing to leave his bullet-ridden foreclosed home. This should be good   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Robert Swift, NBA, Seattle SuperSonics, Four Loko, KOMO News, NBA GMs, Chevrolet El Camino  
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3281 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Feb 2013 at 7:45 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-23 07:52:47 AM
Damnit, I was actually close...
 
2013-02-23 08:01:10 AM
I assumed AI.

/cracker instead
 
2013-02-23 08:10:39 AM
I have a feeling this kid will off himself before too long.
 
2013-02-23 08:10:43 AM
Swift's abode is filled with empties, including Four Loko cans - a product that hasn't been on the market since late 2010, and can only be purchased on the bro black market.

The writer had to get a jab in there.
 
2013-02-23 08:13:12 AM
Of COURSE he has a BroDozer™ in his driveway.

Figures.


For those of you who don't know what a BroDozer™ might be...I'm specifically talking about the kind of asshole who drives a truck like THIS:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-23 08:33:33 AM
Wait, I must have read the wrong article. There was a picture of a white guy.
 
2013-02-23 08:57:24 AM
Four Loko is still available. It is still as shiatty tasting as ever too.
 
2013-02-23 09:12:29 AM
I wanna party with  you, cowboy!
 
2013-02-23 09:24:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-23 09:54:54 AM
Typical NBA thug.
 
2013-02-23 10:04:53 AM
well.. apparently I'm racist.  Read the headline, clicked the link, saw the picture, took me five minutes to figure out which link it connected too and why i was so confused. then i felt bad.
 
2013-02-23 10:08:01 AM
FTFA: Swift's abode is filled with empties, including Four Loko cans - a product that hasn't been on the market since late 2010, and can only be purchased on the bro black market.

Four Loko is still widely available, just without the caffeine. The writer can't even zing the man properly.
 
2013-02-23 10:59:49 AM

ongbok: Swift's abode is filled with empties, including Four Loko cans - a product that hasn't been on the market since late 2010, and can only be purchased on the bro black market.

The writer had to get a jab in there.


Apparently so did subby.
 
2013-02-23 11:53:08 AM
NBA peoples problems.
 
2013-02-23 12:14:19 PM
squatters rights baby, squatters rights.
 
2013-02-23 12:45:18 PM

thoughtless: [i.imgur.com image 630x530]


He's a ginger, he's got no soul.

/Am I doing this right?
 
2013-02-23 01:19:25 PM
four loko and coors light are not my favorites, but I'll defer to the expert. robert swift knows a thing or two about disappointing tallboys.
 
2013-02-23 02:13:26 PM

A Fark Handle: four loko and coors light are not my favorites, but I'll defer to the expert. robert swift knows a thing or two about disappointing tallboys.


Nicely done.

I'd never heard of this kid before today.
 
2013-02-23 02:37:59 PM
Bullet ridden? This is one of those times I wish I knew photoshop.
 
2013-02-23 03:20:58 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: Of COURSE he has a BroDozer™ in his driveway.

Figures.


For those of you who don't know what a BroDozer™ might be...I'm specifically talking about the kind of asshole who drives a truck like THIS:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x634]


Relevant:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14iLqis5sw
 
2013-02-23 03:28:00 PM

fenianfark: FTFA: Swift's abode is filled with empties, including Four Loko cans - a product that hasn't been on the market since late 2010, and can only be purchased on the bro black market.

Four Loko is still widely available, just without the caffeine. The writer can't even zing the man properly.


I think it's banned in the state of Washington. The ban dates to the period when it still contained caffeine, but I don't think it was ever lifted.
 
2013-02-23 03:30:28 PM
I'm pretty sure that's Chael Sonnen wearing a bad wig.

l.yimg.com
media.oregonlive.com
 
2013-02-23 04:11:55 PM

malaktaus: fenianfark: FTFA: Swift's abode is filled with empties, including Four Loko cans - a product that hasn't been on the market since late 2010, and can only be purchased on the bro black market.

Four Loko is still widely available, just without the caffeine. The writer can't even zing the man properly.

I think it's banned in the state of Washington. The ban dates to the period when it still contained caffeine, but I don't think it was ever lifted.


it's not banned.  it's just caffeine free.  still in every 7-11 around with the other piss drinks.
 
2013-02-23 04:19:29 PM
This conversation about Four Loko is nice and all, but it still doesn't explain the bullet holes.

...

Wait, maybe it does.
 
2013-02-24 02:16:49 AM
Id give him tree fiddy for the el camino if it runs.
 
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