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(The New Yorker)   Ted Cruz (R-ed scare) has in his hand a list of 12 people that were known to the Harvard Law faculty as being members of the Communist Party   ( newyorker.com) divider line
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2013-02-23 06:52:40 AM  
9 votes:

ghare: Mentat: I'm not accusing him of anything, but don't you think the American people would like to know if a sitting US Senator was anonymously accepting campaign funds from a foreign government via superPACS?  Again, I'm not accusing Senator Cruz of anything, but the fact that he hasn't proven that this hasn't happened is telling.

I heard it was Russia. Can you confirm this?


I can confirm that you heard it was Russia.
2013-02-23 07:59:30 AM  
8 votes:
I would be considerably more offended if someone accused me of being a Republican.
2013-02-23 06:30:34 AM  
6 votes:
I'm not accusing him of anything, but don't you think the American people would like to know if a sitting US Senator was anonymously accepting campaign funds from a foreign government via superPACS?  Again, I'm not accusing Senator Cruz of anything, but the fact that he hasn't proven that this hasn't happened is telling.
2013-02-23 07:07:21 AM  
5 votes:
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"I would approve of this action, if first Mr. Cruz would confirm that he, himself, is not a commie in secret!  Throwing us off his trail!  We're onto you,  Mr. Cruz-chev."

For farks sake, we're really going to do this again?  Relive one of the worst, unAmerican things ever to happen in our country since slavery was abolished?
2013-02-23 07:52:54 AM  
4 votes:

Mrtraveler01: randomjsa: I've often wondered why being a Nazi is understandably a bad thing in the modern era while being a Communist is somehow enlightened or trendy.

Both are repugnant, evil, murdering ideologies responsible for death and misery around the world. The only difference between them is that at least the Nazi no longer control a government. The same cannot be said of communism, and people continue to suffer as a result.

Yes, I am saying it, being a communist or a member of a communist party makes you just as much of a repugnant, evil, reprehensible little farker as anyone who signs up for the modern Nazi party.

You may commence with the "But... but... Nazism actually advocates evil things where um... communism doesn't! Just ignore the 100 million people murdered under communism and counting, it just hasn't been done "right" yet"

How many people need to be murdered by this sick idea before you say to yourself "You know what? This sounds good on paper but always produces horrific genocidal results."

How many people on Fark are actually communists?

It's like Libertarianism, it sounds really nice in theory (everyone on equal footing, etc.), but in actual practice, it doesn't actually work.


I'm a Communist. I think we should abolish private property. I think we should tax everyone 100% of their income. I think every industry should be completely controlled by the government. I think we should force beautiful people to have plastic surgery to make them less attractive, and we should force ugly people to have surgery to be more attractive.
2013-02-23 07:45:31 AM  
4 votes:
How many people need to be murdered by this sick idea before you say to yourself "You know what? This sounds good on paper but always produces horrific genocidal results."

Kinda like Christianity neh?
2013-02-23 04:26:37 PM  
3 votes:
Why is the GOP RED?
2013-02-23 02:46:15 PM  
3 votes:

elchip: vygramul: LectertheChef: Do you make sure to mention that the Allies had little to no interest in stopping the Holocaust when WW2 is brought up?

Depends on the ally.  I don't give Stalin credit for being a good guy for ending the Holocaust.  I don't even give the US any credit for ending Japanese occupation of China.  The Rape of Nanking didn't motivate us to do something good and end Japanese barbarity.

I give Hitler credit for killing Hitler.


Well, yeah.  Say what you want about him, but the guy did kill Hitler.
2013-02-23 11:48:26 AM  
3 votes:

vygramul: hubiestubert: And Sarah Palin married a fella with ties to a secessionist movement.

The Communist Party nor the TEA Party are illegal. Perhaps folks should instead focus on what they actually do. Sort of like declaring all Muslims to be suspect, or all Catholics, or all Mormons or all Scientologists...

Just a thought.

He was a member of the Alaska Independence Party for seven years.  He didn't have ties, he was a secessionist.  Palin apparently never joined.  But she had more than ties to it, she tied the knot with a secessionist.



In Sarah's defense, she was already knocked up, so it's not like she had many marital options. I'm sure she was just glad her prayers were answered and Trunk or Torg or whatever the fark his name is didn't come out with a hint of brown Rice.
2013-02-23 11:44:17 AM  
3 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: There, there. Here's your binky. And maybe if you're a good boy today, maybe we can go to Chuck E. Cheese!


Not to besmirch your parenting, but all that oil based cheese might be contributing to his behavioural issues.
2013-02-23 09:37:11 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-23 09:07:50 AM  
3 votes:

swankywanky: shotglasss: Meanwhile, Obama's cronies are raising the gas price to $4 a gallon to benefit Obammy and his oil cronies and we're not worried about that? Why aren't we worried about the gas prices?

It's a real shame that the liberal media doesn't treat Obammy like they did Bush.

3/10

You missed one use of Obammy


I give it a 2/10. Not enough "cronies", and he left out "lamestream" from "liberal media". He did get an extra point for replacing the usual "Fartbongo" with "Obammy". I can't wait to see more fresh, thought provoking material in his future trolling efforts!
2013-02-23 08:01:58 AM  
3 votes:
Everything Marx told us about communism was false.  Everything he told us about capitalism was true.
2013-02-23 06:49:06 AM  
3 votes:

Mentat: I'm not accusing him of anything, but don't you think the American people would like to know if a sitting US Senator was anonymously accepting campaign funds from a foreign government via superPACS?  Again, I'm not accusing Senator Cruz of anything, but the fact that he hasn't proven that this hasn't happened is telling.


I heard it was Russia. Can you confirm this?
2013-02-23 08:27:57 PM  
2 votes:

Aar1012: Blue_Blazer: ghare: Mentat: I'm not accusing him of anything, but don't you think the American people would like to know if a sitting US Senator was anonymously accepting campaign funds from a foreign government via superPACS?  Again, I'm not accusing Senator Cruz of anything, but the fact that he hasn't proven that this hasn't happened is telling.

I heard it was Russia. Can you confirm this?

I can confirm that you heard it was Russia.

Why won't the senator come out against the dangers of taking money from Russia? Doesn't he know the dangers of comradeship with the former Soviet Union? Why won't he dismiss help that he could have gotten from the former Soviet government?


You're coming awfully close to accusing Senator Cruz of accepting anonymous money from Russia via Karl Rove's superPAC.
2013-02-23 01:39:28 PM  
2 votes:

vygramul: LectertheChef: Do you make sure to mention that the Allies had little to no interest in stopping the Holocaust when WW2 is brought up?

Depends on the ally.  I don't give Stalin credit for being a good guy for ending the Holocaust.  I don't even give the US any credit for ending Japanese occupation of China.  The Rape of Nanking didn't motivate us to do something good and end Japanese barbarity.


I give Hitler credit for killing Hitler.
2013-02-23 01:34:48 PM  
2 votes:

thamike: shotglasss: Hope you and your family get raped by 5 black guys. You remember that satire, right?

Why only five black guys?  You prejudiced against tens?


Woah woah there partner... You know as well as I do that counting on two hands is a bit out of shotglasss's wheelhouse.
2013-02-23 01:32:59 PM  
2 votes:

shotglasss: Hope you and your family get raped by 5 black guys. You remember that satire, right?


Why only five black guys?  You prejudiced against tens?
2013-02-23 01:21:35 PM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Mrtraveler01: /that's sarcasm btw
//How much do you want to bet he didn't even know Ted Cruz was a Cuban-Canadian-American

And better; his father was a communist who fought *for* Castro.


Has  jjorsett's head explode yet?

Let's emphasize this:

Ted Cruz's dad was a communist sympathizer!!!
2013-02-23 01:13:09 PM  
2 votes:

jjorsett: Lotta anti-TC rhetoric coming from the libs and their media allies recently, which isn't surprising. Ted Cruz = Hispanic, therefore he must be kneecapped before he harms the narrative that the GOP hates immigrants and minorities. Marco Rubio is another target. If Bobby Jindal ever looks likely to run for president, he'll get the same treatment.


Ted Cruz is about as Hispanic as a Taco Bell lunch special.
2013-02-23 11:25:24 AM  
2 votes:

DrPainMD: Yeah, our economy is so healthy thanks to the greatest number of regulations of any country in the history of the human race.


The 19th century ain't coming back, Mr. Frick. Go cry in your fracking water.
2013-02-23 11:09:50 AM  
2 votes:
High end universities; Maybe it's time you actually START discriminating against conservatives.  Even if they attend your school, they'll turn on you and try to destroy the educational system anyways.
2013-02-23 10:34:24 AM  
2 votes:

Mrbogey: Mrbogey: Damn homonyms and fast typing.

Homophones.. fark it.. getting coffee.


All the Community Coffee in the world isn't going to help your point make any sense.
2013-02-23 10:16:42 AM  
2 votes:
randomjsa: I've often wondered why being a Nazi is understandably a bad thing in the modern era while being a Communist Capitalistis somehow enlightened or trendy.

Both are repugnant, evil, murdering ideologies responsible for death and misery around the world. The only difference between them is that at least the Nazi no longer control a government. The same cannot be said of communism, and people continue to suffer as a result.

Yes, I am saying it, being a   Communist Capitalist
  or a member of a   Communist Capitalist party makes you just as much of a repugnant, evil, reprehensible little farker as anyone who signs up for the modern Nazi party.

You may commence with the "But... but... Nazism actually advocates evil things where um...   Communist Capitalism
 doesn't! Just ignore the 100 million people murdered under   Communist Capitalism and counting, it just hasn't been done "right" yet"

How many people need to be murdered by this sick idea before you say to yourself "You know what? This sounds good on paper but always produces horrific genocidal results."


FTFY

/yes, he's a troll, but I'm bored this morning
2013-02-23 09:43:18 AM  
2 votes:

IrateShadow: so?  Last I checked, the Berlin wall fell over 20 years ago.


Republican timeliness strikes again.  Maybe next they can complain about how jazz is corrupting our youth.
2013-02-23 08:34:37 AM  
2 votes:
Now that I think about it, I've never seen Marx and Cruz in the same room together.
2013-02-23 07:42:54 AM  
2 votes:
Yes, because if there is a single 21st century threat to the United States, it's the Soviet Union.

/lrn2history, dipshiat
2013-02-23 07:40:21 AM  
2 votes:
images.wisconsinhistory.org
Back in the day, trolling meant something.
2013-02-23 06:55:31 AM  
2 votes:
Ha! I love a good Borowitz satire piece.

*RTFA*

...oh for fark's sake.
2013-02-23 12:00:29 AM  
2 votes:
stesrs and queers and I don't see no antlers
2013-02-24 03:05:10 AM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: Satanic_Hamster: Mrtraveler01: /that's sarcasm btw
//How much do you want to bet he didn't even know Ted Cruz was a Cuban-Canadian-American

And better; his father was a communist who fought *for* Castro.

I also like how he glosses over that part and just says his father 'fled Cuba to escape oppression.' Yeah, in 1957, while he was working to bring Castro to power. Rubio does the same thing, talks about the struggle of his parents fleeing the oppressive regime... and forgets to mention that it was in 1956, three years before Castro took over. But it makes Rafael "Ted" Cruz sound like he comes from a long line of freedom fighters. Instead of the Canadian-born son of an oil industry businessman who actively participated in bringing in a Communist dictatorship.


So you're saying Ted Cruz knows about all the communists in the US Government, and at Harvard, because he's seen them at the meetings?
2013-02-23 10:59:49 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: Aar1012: Blue_Blazer: ghare: Mentat: I'm not accusing him of anything, but don't you think the American people would like to know if a sitting US Senator was anonymously accepting campaign funds from a foreign government via superPACS?  Again, I'm not accusing Senator Cruz of anything, but the fact that he hasn't proven that this hasn't happened is telling.

I heard it was Russia. Can you confirm this?

I can confirm that you heard it was Russia.

Why won't the senator come out against the dangers of taking money from Russia? Doesn't he know the dangers of comradeship with the former Soviet Union? Why won't he dismiss help that he could have gotten from the former Soviet government?

You're coming awfully close to accusing Senator Cruz of accepting anonymous money from Russia via Karl Rove's superPAC.


So, I now have four independent sources who accuse Sen. Cruz of taking Commie money from Russia which had been laundered through a SuperPAC, and now I have confirmation that another independent source thinks Karl Rove may have been involved.

Should I call up Ben Shapiro over at Breibart and see if he'll run with this?
2013-02-23 05:19:48 PM  
1 vote:

Mercutio74: hobberwickey: Say what you want about the tenets of Tea Partyism, at least it's an ethos.

Are you sure you didn't mean pathos?


You're obviously not a golfer.
2013-02-23 01:59:36 PM  
1 vote:

Raharu: thamike: Raharu: thamike: Raharu: thamike: shotglasss: Hope you and your family get raped by 5 black guys. You remember that satire, right?

Why only five black guys?  You prejudiced against tens?

Woah woah there partner... You know as well as I do that counting on two hands is a bit out of shotglasss's wheelhouse.

Especially with webbed fingers.

I always pictured them more as flippers.

He's probably a total badass at Pong.

They had to rid of the ping pong balls, he kept swallowing them.


Give him a break.  Nobody ever explained to him that those young ladies didn't need to actually ingest the ping pong balls to do that trick.
2013-02-23 01:58:00 PM  
1 vote:

thamike: Raharu: thamike: Raharu: thamike: shotglasss: Hope you and your family get raped by 5 black guys. You remember that satire, right?

Why only five black guys?  You prejudiced against tens?

Woah woah there partner... You know as well as I do that counting on two hands is a bit out of shotglasss's wheelhouse.

Especially with webbed fingers.

I always pictured them more as flippers.

He's probably a total badass at Pong.




They had to rid of the ping pong balls, he kept swallowing them.
2013-02-23 01:51:33 PM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: Let's emphasize this:

Ted Cruz's dad was a communist sympathizer!!!


Incorrect.  His father did not sympathize with communists.  He openly took up arms to violently overthrow a democratically elected government in order to install Castro as a communist dictator.    That's a big more then having sympathy for them.

elchip: Also, a little bird told me that "Latino" is the preferred nomenclature.


Eh.  All them Mexicans are the same, anyways.
2013-02-23 01:51:02 PM  
1 vote:

Raharu: thamike: Raharu: thamike: shotglasss: Hope you and your family get raped by 5 black guys. You remember that satire, right?

Why only five black guys?  You prejudiced against tens?

Woah woah there partner... You know as well as I do that counting on two hands is a bit out of shotglasss's wheelhouse.

Especially with webbed fingers.

I always pictured them more as flippers.


He's probably a total badass at Pong.
2013-02-23 01:47:51 PM  
1 vote:
Cruz is just the new flavor of the month. The GOP seems intent on unveiling  new nut-jobs on a semi-regular basis while the party circles the drain.
2013-02-23 01:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
Can't we just build them a little 1950s theme park somewhere?
2013-02-23 12:14:33 PM  
1 vote:

Mrbogey: Dansker: Can you give an example of such genocides that no one wants to stop?

First, let me clarify, by "no one" I refer to states. There has been talk but little action. Yes, people want to stop Darfur


The largest international peace keeping force ever (UN and African Union troops) was deployed to Darfur more than five years ago. It's pretty much been over since 2010.
2013-02-23 11:26:31 AM  
1 vote:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: DrPainMD: Yeah, our economy is so healthy thanks to the greatest number of regulations of any country in the history of the human race.

The 19th century ain't coming back, Mr. Frick. Go cry in your fracking water.


But didn't you hear him? The greatest number! In the history of the human race!
2013-02-23 11:24:45 AM  
1 vote:

vygramul:
To be fair, every political system says you need a revolution.  To be a democracy, you have to first revolt against whatever dictatorship you currently have.


I live in a country that transitioned from absolute monarchy to parliamentarism and Liberal Democracy through gradual reforms without revolt so I'm really getting a kick.
2013-02-23 11:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
Let sleeping dogs lie. I say, NO! And you know what sleeping dogs I'm referring to, don't you? No? Well, let me refresh your memory. Russians! That's right, Russians, ruskies, communists, COMM-U-NISTS! Oh now you remember? Well, do you also remember how a few years ago all we ever talked about was how the Russians were gonna take over the world, and how every household would be run by communists and their filthy communism.

Oh yeah, we feared the Russians back in them days, and for good reason too, but now all I ever hear is, "Poor little Russia, they've got no money!", "Poor little Russia, they've gone broke!" Poor little Russia THIS, and poor little Russia THAT! Don't you get it? Am I the only one who gets it? It's a trick. Communism never dies, communism is a cancer, a cancer sleeping, awaiting the moment to devour our freedom, to devour democracy.

Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this guy's just some right wing paranoid reactionary who had a horrible upbringing and whose father beat him every day with a Bible well maybe that's true but it never did me any harm!

All I'm saying is, a few years ago, people used to listen to me.
I fit in.
Well listen to me now. The Russians, they're gonna try to take over the world again, don't you forget that for one second friend or else go find yourself lining up for toilet paper in some godless world!

There's one more thing I'd like to say. Killer bees! Forgot about them, didn't ya? Well that's just what they want us to do! That's right, the Russian communists, the killer bees, they're like this!

So when people say to me let sleeping dogs lie, I say to them, friend, sleeping dogs...they eventually wake up...and chew out the throat of democracy! Don't you think I don't know what you're up to, Russia. Don't think that I'm unaware of the fact that Kevin McDonald or should I say, Ivan Chovsky, is one of you!  Crazy like a fanatic fox I mean! Down reds! One man one vote! ....
2013-02-23 10:50:31 AM  
1 vote:

Mrbogey: //commies never admit their commies because the term is poison


Almost as poison as "Republican"
2013-02-23 10:42:40 AM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: I've often wondered why being a Nazi is understandably a bad thing in the modern era while being a Communist is somehow enlightened or trendy.

Both are repugnant, evil, murdering ideologies responsible for death and misery around the world. The only difference between them is that at least the Nazi no longer control a government. The same cannot be said of communism, and people continue to suffer as a result.

Yes, I am saying it, being a communist or a member of a communist party makes you just as much of a repugnant, evil, reprehensible little farker as anyone who signs up for the modern Nazi party.

You may commence with the "But... but... Nazism actually advocates evil things where um... communism doesn't! Just ignore the 100 million people murdered under communism and counting, it just hasn't been done "right" yet"

How many people need to be murdered by this sick idea before you say to yourself "You know what? This sounds good on paper but always produces horrific genocidal results."


It's too bad we don't have the numbers on the amount of suffering caused by capitalism, and before that, feudalism. Entire peoples were effectively wiped out in the name of profit over the course just a couple hundred years.

Also, the worst genocide of the 20th century in terms of percentage of population, was stopped by Communists, who we were at war with for over a decade. Yes, it was Vietnam who put a stop to the Khmer Rouge. Not some Western Democracy, not some Capitalist, free-market entity, but Vietnam, a Communist country.

Oh, and all those free-market capitalists that are supposed to be so great, really seem to love communist China, who among their long list of atrocities, backed the Khmer Rouge. But that's ok, because profit=freedom, right?
2013-02-23 10:39:35 AM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: I've often wondered why being a Nazi is understandably a bad thing in the modern era while being a Communist is somehow enlightened or trendy.

Both are repugnant, evil, murdering ideologies responsible for death and misery around the world. The only difference between them is that at least the Nazi no longer control a government. The same cannot be said of communism, and people continue to suffer as a result.

Yes, I am saying it, being a communist or a member of a communist party makes you just as much of a repugnant, evil, reprehensible little farker as anyone who signs up for the modern Nazi party.

You may commence with the "But... but... Nazism actually advocates evil things where um... communism doesn't! Just ignore the 100 million people murdered under communism and counting, it just hasn't been done "right" yet"

How many people need to be murdered by this sick idea before you say to yourself "You know what? This sounds good on paper but always produces horrific genocidal results."




Here's the thing random, and I know it's hard for you to accept.

This is America, not supply side Jesus-stan. We don't have witch hunts anymore, we grew up and moved past that as a nation. McCarthyism is seen by most sane adults has something to be reviled, unlike you. You can be a communist and not be a bogeyman. You can be a communist and not be arrested, as strange as that idea is to you. We have freedom here, freedom of speech, freedom of political affiliation. I know I know, you're about to go on about how you have that freedom too and shouldn't be denounced for using it. That's true, and were not, but we as Americans must accept the responsibility that comes with our freedoms, and one of those is accepting criticism of our ideas if they are very very dumb.

Like yours.
2013-02-23 10:33:18 AM  
1 vote:

Mrbogey: thamike: Wandering meaninglessness aside, that comment was full of idiocy.

Damn homonyms and fast typing.

Comment was still accurate. You take the standard policies of communism and you'll find many more people will support them as long as they're not labeled as such.


Am I a communist in your eyes because I think that having the Free Market unregulated is self-destructive in the long term and that checks and regulations are needed to ensure a healthy economy?

Wanting regulation in a capitalist economy != Communism
2013-02-23 10:32:14 AM  
1 vote:

Mrbogey: Damn homonyms and fast typing.


Homophones.. fark it.. getting coffee.
2013-02-23 10:30:13 AM  
1 vote:

shotglasss: Meanwhile, Obama's cronies are raising the gas price to $4 a gallon to benefit Obammy and his oil cronies and we're not worried about that? Why aren't we worried about the gas prices?

It's a real shame that the liberal media doesn't treat Obammy like they did bush.


lololololol. This is what shotglasss really believes, of course this is from the man, and I use that term loosely, that during BENGHAZI tried to seriously bring up the ancient Vince foster conspiracy theory, and the same guy who thinks that killing a doctor who has Performed an abortion makes you a real American hero.  Let me sum up with this...

How we know the presidency works, vs how shotglasss thinks it works.


img13.imageshack.us
2013-02-23 10:06:17 AM  
1 vote:

Urbn: vygramul: Serious Black: I'm a Communist. I think we should abolish private property. I think we should tax everyone 100% of their income. I think every industry should be completely controlled by the government. I think we should force beautiful people to have plastic surgery to make them less attractive, and we should force ugly people to have surgery to be more attractive.

It's important to note that Marx never advocated equality.  Even the line, "to each according to his need," suggests different amounts to different people.

So he'd just want the ugly people to get the plastic surgery then?  ;)


Close.  The beautiful people who didn't enthusiastically ugly themselves up some to be no more beautiful than those who got the surgery would have to be killed.
2013-02-23 10:02:07 AM  
1 vote:

eraser8: /great movie, by the way


I can think of 57 better movies than that one.
2013-02-23 09:58:33 AM  
1 vote:

spawn73: JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS: this is one of the things I will never really be able to understand.What is so bad about someone self identifying as Communist? (or conservative, liberal, socialist, etc.)at the very base of it, communism is an idea. A political point of view. People have ideas I disagree with all the time, yet I dont find them dangerous because of their ideas. They think one way, i think another, and that's that. Attacking people for being communist, and trying to strike up a scare about it, is hilariously ironic when you use "Democracy" to do what you accuse them of and attack. Now, lets not confuse ideas with ACTION. If someone has communist ideas, lets say, and tries to blow up congress, well that's dangerous, but that's not what were talking about.

Communists usually believe in the abolishment of the current political system through a revolution.

Personally I don't have a problem with people having stupid political and economic beliefs, but I do find it problematic if they truly wish and believe that they will occur through non-democratic means.


To be fair, every political system says you need a revolution.  To be a democracy, you have to first revolt against whatever dictatorship you currently have.
2013-02-23 09:49:49 AM  
1 vote:
Let's say I'm an aspiring future politician. I make all the right moves. I get into Harvard Law. My career is looking pretty good. Hey, I know what I'll do. I'll join the Communist Party. Not just be a communist, but actually join the party. Yeah, that'll look good in campaign commercials. Well, that's the plan. I'm going to make all the right moves and join the Communist Party. Makes sense to me. There is no way this could harm the career in politics I've spent most of my life cultivating.
2013-02-23 09:44:30 AM  
1 vote:

vygramul: Serious Black: I'm a Communist. I think we should abolish private property. I think we should tax everyone 100% of their income. I think every industry should be completely controlled by the government. I think we should force beautiful people to have plastic surgery to make them less attractive, and we should force ugly people to have surgery to be more attractive.

It's important to note that Marx never advocated equality.  Even the line, "to each according to his need," suggests different amounts to different people.


So he'd just want the ugly people to get the plastic surgery then?  ;)
2013-02-23 09:42:44 AM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: shotglasss: Meanwhile, Obama's cronies are raising the gas price to $4 a gallon to benefit Obammy and his oil cronies and we're not worried about that? Why aren't we worried about the gas prices?

Obama has oil cronies too?


Don't you know how much fuel it takes to run his gas guzzling time machine?  He had to make friends so that he could continue to monkey with the continuum.
2013-02-23 09:03:36 AM  
1 vote:
Have we seen Ted Cruz's long-form birth certificate?  I think he's a commie-Muslin-islamosocialist sleeper-cell.  I have a list of those kind of people and Ted Cruz is on it.
2013-02-23 08:38:44 AM  
1 vote:
Another GOP scholar who does not understand the difference between political and economic systems, but compensates with paranoia and delusions of grandeur.
2013-02-23 08:32:42 AM  
1 vote:

shotglasss: Meanwhile, Obama's cronies are raising the gas price to $4 a gallon to benefit Obammy and his oil cronies and we're not worried about that? Why aren't we worried about the gas prices?

It's a real shame that the liberal media doesn't treat Obammy like they did Bush.


3/10

You missed one use of Obammy
2013-02-23 08:31:11 AM  
1 vote:
I have obtained the list:

Anointed One, The
B. Hussein Obama
Bacrack Obama
Barack The Magic Negro
Barry Soetoro
Captain Teleprompter
Comrade Obama
Fartbongo
Nobama
Obama bin Laden
Obummer
Obozo the Clown
2013-02-23 08:29:41 AM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: 99.9% commie is much closer.


-1/10
2013-02-23 08:27:54 AM  
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Meanwhile, Obama's cronies are raising the gas price to $4 a gallon to benefit Obammy and his oil cronies and we're not worried about that? Why aren't we worried about the gas prices?

It's a real shame that the liberal media doesn't treat Obammy like they did Bush.
2013-02-23 08:25:37 AM  
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Can we just skip to the end this time? Where this man is unceremoniously drawn through the streets and dumped in the ocean?
2013-02-23 08:03:29 AM  
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Republicans are the new communists.
2013-02-23 07:56:06 AM  
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bmfderek: This asshole's twenty years late.  Communism's not even a thing any more.


That's just what they want you to think!

Communism being a red herring was a red herring

/Through the looking glass
//Go get 'em Tailgunner Ted!
2013-02-23 07:52:13 AM  
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TIL the problem with Communism isn't an ideological one, it's whats been done under its name.
2013-02-23 07:41:00 AM  
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cc_rider: The worst thing about Ted Cruz is that he does not actually seem to be lacking in intelligence or education. Instead, he has fashioned himself into the character of an overzealous demagogue, a guy who brazenly lies and dumbs it down for the mouth-breathers who elected him.

I seriously doubt he believes half the shiat that comes out of his own mouth, but the teatards are eating it up. Hopefully he'll get caught with a hooker or in a mens room stall, before he has a chance to start doing any McCarthy-stye inquisitions.


Came to say exactly this and found out it's already been said.
This guy is playing a part. If an idiot like Michele Bachmann can rake in millions doing this, a smart Harvard guy outa pull in double or triple that.
2013-02-23 07:40:45 AM  
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randomjsa: I've often wondered why being a Nazi is understandably a bad thing in the modern era while being a Communist is somehow enlightened or trendy.

Both are repugnant, evil, murdering ideologies responsible for death and misery around the world. The only difference between them is that at least the Nazi no longer control a government. The same cannot be said of communism, and people continue to suffer as a result.

Yes, I am saying it, being a communist or a member of a communist party makes you just as much of a repugnant, evil, reprehensible little farker as anyone who signs up for the modern Nazi party.

You may commence with the "But... but... Nazism actually advocates evil things where um... communism doesn't! Just ignore the 100 million people murdered under communism and counting, it just hasn't been done "right" yet"

How many people need to be murdered by this sick idea before you say to yourself "You know what? This sounds good on paper but always produces horrific genocidal results."


you're confusing Communism with Statism you dumb fark.
2013-02-23 07:30:10 AM  
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riverwalk barfly: I concur.   Seriously, these are my thoughts as well.  Who gives a flying f*ck? Even if it's true that Harvard is filled with communist professors - So?   HOw many Justices on the Supreme court are Harvard law grads?   What a threat those communists are to USA....   get a more modern chicken to f*ck.


This isn't a laughing matter. Communist Obama is going to destroy this country. We're in the midst of greatest crisis this nation has ever seen. We're going to find ourselves in the midst of chaos, confusion and civil war.
2013-02-23 07:24:34 AM  
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All the McCarthy pics have been posted, so here's one of Senator Iselin:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/great movie, by the way
2013-02-23 07:04:57 AM  
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I have in my possession a video that shows Senator Ted Cruz raping and murdering a girl in 1990. Why won't Senator Ted Cruz prove that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990? Does he really approve of raping and murdering girls in 1990?

/rape
//murder
///1990
////slashie abuse
2013-02-23 07:02:42 AM  
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/not this shiat again...
2013-02-23 06:59:41 AM  
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He's following the policy of 'use specific numbers, it makes the lie more believable'.
2013-02-23 12:14:28 AM  
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Ted cruz gay bars in Austin Texas? You decide.
 
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