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(Buzzfeed)   Fifteen photographs from a child survivalist training session, an encounter that pairs 9 year-old kids with AK-47s   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 27
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8924 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Feb 2013 at 5:31 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-23 07:15:42 AM  
3 votes:

jat26006: Nothing tactical that I could see.  Even remotely.  ESp dude on cellphone.


He was discussing tactics.  He was tactically ordering a dozen pizzas so his "squad" could have lunch.  And he strategically made sure that one had no olives.  His "commander" hates olives.  And he probably "covertly" put it on his buddy's credit card.
2013-02-23 05:35:31 AM  
3 votes:
AK-47's, glocks.  they're all the same if u ask me
2013-02-22 11:49:38 PM  
3 votes:
Should I be surprised at the number of fat people in those pictures?
2013-02-23 09:09:20 AM  
2 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

This one is just begging to be 'shopped.
2013-02-23 08:48:34 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

I think they need to watch out for tail end charlie...
2013-02-23 07:14:39 AM  
2 votes:

Mark Ratner: max_pooper: Should I be surprised at the number of fat people in those pictures?

The camera adds 10 lbs.


How many cameras do they have?

/wocka wocka wocka!
2013-02-23 06:52:46 AM  
2 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Be sure to cover your face when hunting so the deer's relatives can't pick you out of a lineup.
2013-02-23 06:08:25 AM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/can't wait till the rest of Fark wakes up...
//prediction: at least 500 but not more than 1000
2013-02-23 03:10:09 AM  
2 votes:

borg: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 850x565]This kid is terrified of his father


as well he should be. a crappy tapco SKS and a 38 for a sidearm? obviously his father knows nothing about guns! personally i carry a Beretta 92A1, a glock 19, and a glock 26 in my bugout kit- one in the pocket, two on the vest. 2 extra mags for each. my MBR is a Colt LE6920 with 400rds of tracer-LAP-Ball-Ball-Ball rotation in pmags. thats how a real american defends his woods! and by george, if i have to snipe me a critter, my mosin is up to the task. while heavy and unportable, for an encampment it makes a fine deer gun. not to mention that my YHM 7.62 Phantom works well on all the above rifles!
2013-02-23 12:45:28 AM  
2 votes:

max_pooper: Should I be surprised at the number of fat people in those pictures?


Pretty much this. I guess part of their survival plan involves storing up calories for hibernation?
2013-02-23 08:23:37 PM  
1 votes:
The pig lives oni.imgur.com
2013-02-23 06:43:14 PM  
1 votes:

Slam1263: Genevieve Marie: Phoenix_M: If 3 million Cambodians had 3 million rifles and 6 millions Jews had 6 million rifles how many would hav

You really think fragmented and untrained civilians would have been able to successfully fight the military? Especially the German military?

Because I think that's just silly. In fact, I'm fairly sure that killing a soldier or two would probably have turned into torture and the most painful death imaginable pretty quickly.


Actually, it is amazing what fewer than 1000 firearms can do against a modern army.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Ghetto_Uprising">http://en.wikip edia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Ghetto_Uprising


It's funny, because the first paragraph of the wiki points out that the resistance was poorly trained and poorly armed and were crushed pretty quickly.
2013-02-23 01:53:52 PM  
1 votes:
GI Joe LARPers
2013-02-23 09:36:48 AM  
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Notabunny: serial_crusher: max_pooper: Should I be surprised at the number of fat people in those pictures?

Pretty much this. I guess part of their survival plan involves storing up calories for hibernation?

Survival in Florida does not require being able to do a situp, or a pushup, or a chinup, or being able to see your toes.

It is an ancient martial art...taught to the people of Florida by the gods themselves.  It is...the Way of the Manatee.


i had plans to write a book once, where everyone got too fat in Florida, and no one was able to pick up chicks, so they all went gay
and called each other Manatees

i called it the Manatee Project
2013-02-23 09:34:06 AM  
1 votes:
An "enemy" could easily track these guys by their trail of Cheetos.
2013-02-23 07:58:48 AM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: [ethanskar.com image 799x666]


i18.photobucket.com
2013-02-23 07:51:35 AM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: Is that why they don't teach kids about Patrick Henry in school?


BraveNewCheneyWorld: Somehow, I just don't see teaching your kids that death is preferable to slavery as remotely immoral.


I see a difference in teaching kids about it, and actually advocating and wearing branded gear saying that they are willing to die for it.  As a kid, I was taught about slavery, and the ultimate causes of the Civil War, and decided myself that yeah, it would have been a cause worth fighting and dying for.  These guys are putting a deadly toy in their hand and telling them "People out there want to take this penis extension from you. You need to be willing to die to stop them."

I can see the difference, myself.
2013-02-23 07:46:24 AM  
1 votes:

Shadowknight: BraveNewCheneyWorld: violentsalvation: But putting little kids in t-shirts that say they're willing to fight and die for their 2nd amendment rights is pretty sick.

Would you say the same if they replaced the 2nd amendment with the 1st, or the 13th?

YES.  They are farking kids.  They don't know what closely held beliefs they have yet, and a parent or authority figure saying you should die for them is farking sick.


Somehow, I just don't see teaching your kids that death is preferable to slavery as remotely immoral.
2013-02-23 07:33:34 AM  
1 votes:
These people who are going to defend against government tyranny with AK-47s . . . they do know that the American government has nuclear weapons, right?
2013-02-23 07:17:57 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderboy: Mark Ratner: max_pooper: Should I be surprised at the number of fat people in those pictures?

The camera adds 10 lbs.

How many cameras do they have?

/wocka wocka wocka!


they only have one, but it's a 10-D camera...
2013-02-23 07:10:45 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 850x565]

Be sure to cover your face when hunting so the deer's relatives can't pick you out of a lineup.


I like the fact that they're being followed by a janitor, apparently.
2013-02-23 06:53:15 AM  
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: FlameDuck: Best kind of societies are the ones where kids play soldier with live ammo![www.eyeseeonline.com image 650x444]

that is HORRIFIC! look at all that wasted brass. Doesn't anyone reload over there?


Of course not, kids got a tie, so he must be doing alright.
2013-02-23 06:06:55 AM  
1 votes:
Looks more like douchebag training.
2013-02-23 05:46:38 AM  
1 votes:
Apparently jerk-off material for at least one farker in this thread.
2013-02-23 05:40:30 AM  
1 votes:
They also need to work on their spacing and movement.  One grenade would take out their entire "squad".
2013-02-23 01:27:49 AM  
1 votes:
[tooold.jpg]
2013-02-23 12:13:17 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, I think I feel safer having the US Armed Forces protecting us instead of these assclowns
 
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