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(Newsnet5)   "Please take your Farkin' Christmas lights down..... Don't make me tell you again. Thanks Biatch"   (newsnet5.com) divider line 7
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2013-02-23 01:04:46 AM  
5 votes:
I can't take my lights down until the rest of my jack-o-lantern rots away.
2013-02-23 01:54:52 AM  
4 votes:

think_balance: LordOfThePings: I'm glad the cops are still investigation.

That whole sentence is gold.

"Police have not named suspect, but said they are still investigation."


Halfway though that last word I retconned the whole article in a Jamaican accent.
2013-02-23 01:27:03 AM  
3 votes:
I hope her neighbors put all their Christmas lights back up.
2013-02-23 01:33:18 AM  
2 votes:
I'm glad the cops are still investigation.
2013-02-23 08:45:25 AM  
1 votes:
They left a word out of that least sentence. It should be "Police are still ACCIDENTALLY investigation."
2013-02-23 05:58:39 AM  
1 votes:

crabsno termites: The Snow Dog: with the east TX drawl "armadillo" would be pronounced like "armadilla". (I'm from Tyler: some people do sound like that.)

You farkin' texans never did learn how to talk. It's "armadiller"

/okie, but mama was a texican.


There's about a half dozen pronunciations depending upon what part of the state you're in. I've definitely heard armadiller, armadilly, armadilla, armadillo, army-diller, army-dilla, and I heard an old timer call one a Sherman possum (after the Sherman tank, I think).
2013-02-23 03:04:04 AM  
1 votes:

HBK: Again, you make no sense.


You take yourself very seriously, don't you?
 
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