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2013-02-23 03:33:05 AM

HBK: This About That: HBK: You're pretty heartless.

All I'm saying is that if deer had tail lights many of them would live longer. Why not Christmas lights on a LOL?

Again, you make no sense.  Are you retarded, or is it a form of tourette's or something? You keep laughing out loud before you finish your sentences.


It makes perfect sense to me
 
2013-02-23 03:51:51 AM

YouSirAreAMaroon: iheartscotch: Yeaaahh; threatening L.O.Ls ( little old ladies); probably some busy body neighbor threw the hedges.

/ mind they don't shoot you with an armidilla gun

// intentional misspelling; it's a reference to a movie

Which one was intended?


Maybe Bernie? I don't remember them misspelling Armadillo in the movie, though. Maybe they're talking about the pronunciation--with the east TX drawl "armadillo" would be pronounced like "armadilla". (I'm from Tyler: some people do sound like that.)
 
2013-02-23 04:29:07 AM

Bathysphere: If they are farking blinky lights that you can see through reasonable curtains, then take em down


GF thinks blinky lights are sexy.  Keep 'em on.  In fact, turn 'em on at noon.
 
2013-02-23 04:33:15 AM

The Snow Dog: with the east TX drawl "armadillo" would be pronounced like "armadilla". (I'm from Tyler: some people do sound like that.)




You farkin' texans never did learn how to talk. It's "armadiller"

/okie, but mama was a texican.
 
2013-02-23 04:46:50 AM

Dahnkster: I BET THE JEWS Q'S DID THIS!
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Nah, Q would have done the Enterprise D, not the original.  Kirk wasn't interesting enough for his attention.
 
2013-02-23 05:38:19 AM
Glad to know that some people are big enough asshats to have the time and energy to get all upset over some old lady's Christmas lights.
 
2013-02-23 05:51:40 AM
Methinks subby didn't watch the video.  The expletive at the end wasn't "bitsch".
 
2013-02-23 05:58:39 AM

crabsno termites: The Snow Dog: with the east TX drawl "armadillo" would be pronounced like "armadilla". (I'm from Tyler: some people do sound like that.)

You farkin' texans never did learn how to talk. It's "armadiller"

/okie, but mama was a texican.


There's about a half dozen pronunciations depending upon what part of the state you're in. I've definitely heard armadiller, armadilly, armadilla, armadillo, army-diller, army-dilla, and I heard an old timer call one a Sherman possum (after the Sherman tank, I think).
 
2013-02-23 06:00:57 AM

Ed Grubermann: shiat like this is why people are starting to hate Christmas. Can we restrict Teh Season!!! to one month? Please?


This has nothing to do with why people are starting to hate Christmas.
 
2013-02-23 07:14:36 AM

TwowheelinTim: Yuri Futanari: I hope her neighbors put all their Christmas lights back up.

I LOVE this idea!


Seconded.
 
2013-02-23 07:17:28 AM
Fark you, they're festivus lights
 
2013-02-23 07:20:13 AM
Got to wonder just how bright the lights are, she says she turns them down around 9:00. Now a bunch of bright lights that stay lit all night, well it's enough to make Clark Griswold take notice!

i849.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-23 07:28:56 AM
I consider anyone who complains about their neighbors to be an a-hole.

...Well, maybe not. I'm just bitter about the moron who lives below me. He complains because I make pounding noises for a half hour each afternoon (3PM every day) when I work out.

No, I'm not joining a gym, dipshiat. It's three in the afternoon!
 
2013-02-23 07:41:46 AM
It seems like I learned that "consistency and conformity are the hobgoblin of small minds" in high school.  So, I often like it when someone bucks the trend of being exactly like everybody else.  I can admit that I really do like to see one or two people leave their lights up much longer than everybody else, even if it is all year.

With the exception of HOAs, the day it becomes illegal to practice being a nonconformist is the day the next Revolution begins.

/busybodies need to be told to mind their own business
 
2013-02-23 08:21:21 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Having your lights up all year is kinda white trashy, but it's not my house so I don't care what my neighbours do.

Threatening little old ladies in anonymous notes is douchebaggery of the highest order. Doing so over Xmas lights!? Time for anger management classes.



I'm betting this is past the white trashy stage.  That neighborhood is now in the Ghetto Slum stage.
And also:
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2013-02-23 08:32:45 AM

gadian: I'd leave 'em up longer just to piss the neighbor off.  YOU don't tell me when to take my lights off of my house.  Unless we live in some Nazi HOA, then I'll bend over and let you fark me in the ass while I take them down to suit your sensibilities.


Whoa. We got a bad-ass here.
 
2013-02-23 08:45:25 AM
They left a word out of that least sentence. It should be "Police are still ACCIDENTALLY investigation."
 
2013-02-23 08:49:49 AM

Happy Hours: Dahnkster: I BET THE JEWS Q'S DID THIS!
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There's no way I'm believing that's real, but it is awesome.

HBK: This About That: Someone who cars that much that a LOL in the neighborhood likes her Christmas lights too much is a bit deranged if you ask me. When that somewhat deranged tells a LOL "don't make me tell you again", it's time to involve the police. So fingerprint the idiotic note and go have a talk with the sender. Then send them a bill for the cost. Call it the "asshat tax".

Your post makes little sense.  Half of your sentences aren't even sentences. Why do you keep laughing out loud at this poor, elderly woman's tragedy? You're pretty heartless.

Not sure if serious. I guess this is one advantage to being somewhat of an old fart and having enough critical thinking skills to imagine that LOL might stand for something other than laughing out loud. I consider 84 old and she is a lady. Maybe she's even little. lol


Yeah that thing is real. It's a float in the Peoria Festival of Lights parade. They bring it out every Christmas.
 
2013-02-23 08:54:05 AM
Maybe these are Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Valentine/Lent/Passover/Easter lights as well?
 
2013-02-23 08:59:02 AM
I'd write the guy back a letter and say, "About those red lights in the window......."
 
2013-02-23 09:13:21 AM

oldfarthenry: Maybe these are Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Valentine/Lent/Passover/Easter lights as well?


Last year, one of my neighbor's took down the last of his outside Christmas decorations on Easter, so . . . maybe?
 
2013-02-23 09:58:04 AM
I still have lights up.  I regard them more as winter lights than holiday lights.  Living in Minnesota, it's cold and dark when I come home from work and they make me happy.  They'll probably be coming down this weekend.
 
2013-02-23 10:12:50 AM
Police have not named suspect, but said they are still investigation.

"What. Nothing came up on spell-check."
 
2013-02-23 10:58:45 AM

just_another_asshole/jaa: Got to wonder just how bright the lights are, she says she turns them down around 9:00. Now a bunch of bright lights that stay lit all night, well it's enough to make Clark Griswold take notice!

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FTFA - she turns them off at 7 PM.  In a few weeks, it won't even be dark then anymore.  I say "Go Granny Go".  I love my pagan lights.  I always get so damn depressed when we 'have' to shut them off at little christmas (jan 6).  This year, I decided to do something about it.

On the second floor, I have two window lights on each end of the house.  They provide enough illumination (orange lamps, my favorite) that they give the impression of warmth and act as a night light too, for those late night bathroom runs.  This is the first year that I've kept them on since Black Friday and it has made an immense difference in my disposition.  Once it starts being light in the morning when I get up, probably around DLST (in just over 2 weeks), I'll shut them off until next november.

If I could afford to switch to all hi-quality LED lights (it would be thousands of dollars), I'd do it in a heart beat, and keep the whole house display on until the First Day Of Spring.  fark what anybody else says about it.
 
2013-02-23 11:13:24 AM
Here's my plan:

Get Bernie Tiede out of Jail, let him stay with this little old lady (provided she isn't rich and she's a sweetie who won't drive him nuts by being a biatch)  and next time someone has an issue with the lights, she can remind the jackass of what her new bodyguard (Bernie) used to be in Jail for, LOL!

/"Bernie" (and Jack Black) was robbed by the Academy Awards!
//aside from the height issue, Jack black was VERY convincing as Bernie Tiede
 
2013-02-23 11:28:39 AM
I'm sure the letter-writer had no idea the lights belonged to a little old lady. If they'd known that, they probably wouldn't have written it.

/I bet they feel sheepish now
 
2013-02-23 11:35:08 AM
Whenever I see someone with their lights/decorations up and still on in February, makes me think of what a dirty shiatbox the inside of the house has to be.

It's definitely a W-T thing, but hey someone's gotta play that part.
 
2013-02-23 01:03:39 PM

danno_to_infinity: Once it starts being light in the morning when I get up, probably around DLST (in just over 2 weeks), I'll shut them off until next november.


You're going to lose your morning hours when the time changes (more evening hours).  Spring forward / Fall back thing.
 
2013-02-23 03:24:43 PM
She's 84 so he daughter is like 50?-60? Is she retarded? Seriously, she's keeping them up because her daughter liked Christmas this year? WTF?
Something tells me she knows she is about to die. She feels this will happen when she takes the lights down. Old people get weird like that.
 
2013-02-23 03:43:07 PM

danno_to_infinity: just_another_asshole/jaa: Got to wonder just how bright the lights are, she says she turns them down around 9:00. Now a bunch of bright lights that stay lit all night, well it's enough to make Clark Griswold take notice!

[i849.photobucket.com image 300x200]

FTFA - she turns them off at 7 PM.  In a few weeks, it won't even be dark then anymore.  I say "Go Granny Go".  I love my pagan lights.  I always get so damn depressed when we 'have' to shut them off at little christmas (jan 6).  This year, I decided to do something about it.

On the second floor, I have two window lights on each end of the house.  They provide enough illumination (orange lamps, my favorite) that they give the impression of warmth and act as a night light too, for those late night bathroom runs.  This is the first year that I've kept them on since Black Friday and it has made an immense difference in my disposition.  Once it starts being light in the morning when I get up, probably around DLST (in just over 2 weeks), I'll shut them off until next november.

If I could afford to switch to all hi-quality LED lights (it would be thousands of dollars), I'd do it in a heart beat, and keep the whole house display on until the First Day Of Spring.  fark what anybody else says about it.


I keep a string of lights up inside all year, so when it's party time they are ready to go, just plug them in!
 
2013-02-23 05:38:42 PM
As someone  who got a "reminder" from HOA to take the christmas lights down - I am getting a kick out of this thread. (In my defense I was just too lazy).
 
2013-02-23 11:36:57 PM
I have orange Halloween lights and a string of wicker light-up balls on my balcony. The kids like them when we eat out there. If anyone complained I would have a hard time not laughing in their face. Don't you have any real problems to work on? Get a hobbie.
 
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