HBK: This About That: HBK: You're pretty heartless.All I'm saying is that if deer had tail lights many of them would live longer. Why not Christmas lights on a LOL?Again, you make no sense. Are you retarded, or is it a form of tourette's or something? You keep laughing out loud before you finish your sentences.
YouSirAreAMaroon: iheartscotch: Yeaaahh; threatening L.O.Ls ( little old ladies); probably some busy body neighbor threw the hedges./ mind they don't shoot you with an armidilla gun// intentional misspelling; it's a reference to a movieWhich one was intended?
Bathysphere: If they are farking blinky lights that you can see through reasonable curtains, then take em down
The Snow Dog: with the east TX drawl "armadillo" would be pronounced like "armadilla". (I'm from Tyler: some people do sound like that.)
Dahnkster: I BET THE JEWS Q'S DID THIS![www.therealstevegray.com image 501x317]
crabsno termites: The Snow Dog: with the east TX drawl "armadillo" would be pronounced like "armadilla". (I'm from Tyler: some people do sound like that.)You farkin' texans never did learn how to talk. It's "armadiller"/okie, but mama was a texican.
Ed Grubermann: shiat like this is why people are starting to hate Christmas. Can we restrict Teh Season!!! to one month? Please?
TwowheelinTim: Yuri Futanari: I hope her neighbors put all their Christmas lights back up.I LOVE this idea!
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Having your lights up all year is kinda white trashy, but it's not my house so I don't care what my neighbours do.Threatening little old ladies in anonymous notes is douchebaggery of the highest order. Doing so over Xmas lights!? Time for anger management classes.
gadian: I'd leave 'em up longer just to piss the neighbor off. YOU don't tell me when to take my lights off of my house. Unless we live in some Nazi HOA, then I'll bend over and let you fark me in the ass while I take them down to suit your sensibilities.
Happy Hours: Dahnkster: I BET THE JEWS Q'S DID THIS![www.therealstevegray.com image 501x317]There's no way I'm believing that's real, but it is awesome.HBK: This About That: Someone who cars that much that a LOL in the neighborhood likes her Christmas lights too much is a bit deranged if you ask me. When that somewhat deranged tells a LOL "don't make me tell you again", it's time to involve the police. So fingerprint the idiotic note and go have a talk with the sender. Then send them a bill for the cost. Call it the "asshat tax".Your post makes little sense. Half of your sentences aren't even sentences. Why do you keep laughing out loud at this poor, elderly woman's tragedy? You're pretty heartless.Not sure if serious. I guess this is one advantage to being somewhat of an old fart and having enough critical thinking skills to imagine that LOL might stand for something other than laughing out loud. I consider 84 old and she is a lady. Maybe she's even little. lol
oldfarthenry: Maybe these are Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Valentine/Lent/Passover/Easter lights as well?
just_another_asshole/jaa: Got to wonder just how bright the lights are, she says she turns them down around 9:00. Now a bunch of bright lights that stay lit all night, well it's enough to make Clark Griswold take notice![i849.photobucket.com image 300x200]
danno_to_infinity: Once it starts being light in the morning when I get up, probably around DLST (in just over 2 weeks), I'll shut them off until next november.
danno_to_infinity: just_another_asshole/jaa: Got to wonder just how bright the lights are, she says she turns them down around 9:00. Now a bunch of bright lights that stay lit all night, well it's enough to make Clark Griswold take notice![i849.photobucket.com image 300x200]FTFA - she turns them off at 7 PM. In a few weeks, it won't even be dark then anymore. I say "Go Granny Go". I love my pagan lights. I always get so damn depressed when we 'have' to shut them off at little christmas (jan 6). This year, I decided to do something about it.On the second floor, I have two window lights on each end of the house. They provide enough illumination (orange lamps, my favorite) that they give the impression of warmth and act as a night light too, for those late night bathroom runs. This is the first year that I've kept them on since Black Friday and it has made an immense difference in my disposition. Once it starts being light in the morning when I get up, probably around DLST (in just over 2 weeks), I'll shut them off until next november.If I could afford to switch to all hi-quality LED lights (it would be thousands of dollars), I'd do it in a heart beat, and keep the whole house display on until the First Day Of Spring. fark what anybody else says about it.
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