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(Jalopnik)   If you've ever wanted to drive a faux-snakeskin Escalade with pink accents once owned by Snooki, you're in luck   (jalopnik.com) divider line 18
    More: Unlikely, Cadillac Escalade, pink, Snooki, leopard print, Jersey Shore  
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4291 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Feb 2013 at 1:33 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-23 09:36:15 AM
5 votes:
Snake skin and pink accents? So it looks like her vagina, only with less seating?
2013-02-23 02:07:06 AM
3 votes:

Fista-Phobia: what a piece of junk


So is the Escalade.
2013-02-23 12:44:11 AM
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-23 07:50:35 AM
2 votes:
Look, it's personally autographed by Snooki.  That alone makes it worth at least 65,000 ... cc's of penicillin.
2013-02-23 05:00:29 AM
2 votes:
*scans headline*

gifrific.com
2013-02-23 01:41:57 AM
2 votes:
Is the herpes extra?
2013-02-23 07:37:09 AM
1 votes:

hamfast gamgee: WTF is a "Snooki"?



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/smush smush
2013-02-23 06:58:18 AM
1 votes:
The caddy emblem and laurels in pink, makes the tail-gate look like it has a herpes sore
2013-02-23 05:39:16 AM
1 votes:

Summoner101: Fire is the only way to be sure.


Many things in life can be fixed with gasoline and a match
2013-02-23 05:00:53 AM
1 votes:
you hand trash money, this is what happens. i curse that TV show and all who were on it, the dooshbags.
2013-02-23 04:48:39 AM
1 votes:
Car dealers like to use the term "previously owned," but I assert this vehicle is  used.
2013-02-23 04:44:56 AM
1 votes:
It looks like it smells of Skank, fake tan oil and throw up.

/Betcha if you put a black light to the interior it would be visible from the space station.
2013-02-23 03:20:56 AM
1 votes:
The thing that makes an Escalade so stright-up trippin' cool and classy is the super-sized Cadillac symbol on the back. You really wanna get that sh*t lookin' tight? Put a Tapout sticker right above the Caddy symbol.
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2013-02-23 02:23:31 AM
1 votes:

Summoner101: fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.

Fire is the only way to be sure.


If you don't have a  Sulaccohandy, that is.
2013-02-23 02:01:27 AM
1 votes:

Summoner101: fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.

Fire is the only way to be sure.


Yep. This is one of those times when I wish I was filthy rich. I'd buy it and hire the Top Gear hosts to give it the same treatment that they gave to that Toyota Hilux,

Fark didn't like my link, but I assure you it is not unfetchable. http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/killing-a-toyota
I wonder how far they could go before it was declared dead.

Snooki doesn't strike me as very responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been in a few accidents and missed a few oil changes.
2013-02-23 01:43:48 AM
1 votes:
When you really, really want to convince the neighbors that you're  a ho.
2013-02-23 01:41:37 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.


Fire is the only way to be sure.
2013-02-23 01:37:11 AM
1 votes:
If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.
 
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