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(Jalopnik)   If you've ever wanted to drive a faux-snakeskin Escalade with pink accents once owned by Snooki, you're in luck   (jalopnik.com) divider line 41
    More: Unlikely, Cadillac Escalade, pink, Snooki, leopard print, Jersey Shore  
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2013-02-23 12:44:11 AM  
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2013-02-23 01:37:11 AM  
If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.
 
2013-02-23 01:41:37 AM  

fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.


Fire is the only way to be sure.
 
2013-02-23 01:41:57 AM  
Is the herpes extra?
 
2013-02-23 01:43:48 AM  
When you really, really want to convince the neighbors that you're  a ho.
 
2013-02-23 01:45:32 AM  
Finally! I've been buying meth supplies at Walmart like a white trash plebe!
 
2013-02-23 01:45:47 AM  
I'd sooner buy one of those Hurricane Katrina cars than her POS.
 
2013-02-23 02:01:27 AM  

Summoner101: fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.

Fire is the only way to be sure.


Yep. This is one of those times when I wish I was filthy rich. I'd buy it and hire the Top Gear hosts to give it the same treatment that they gave to that Toyota Hilux,

Fark didn't like my link, but I assure you it is not unfetchable. http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/killing-a-toyota
I wonder how far they could go before it was declared dead.

Snooki doesn't strike me as very responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been in a few accidents and missed a few oil changes.
 
2013-02-23 02:01:41 AM  
what a piece of junk
 
2013-02-23 02:07:06 AM  

Fista-Phobia: what a piece of junk


So is the Escalade.
 
2013-02-23 02:11:32 AM  
There isn't even a way to use this rolling disgrace ironically.
 
2013-02-23 02:23:31 AM  

Summoner101: fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.

Fire is the only way to be sure.


If you don't have a  Sulaccohandy, that is.
 
2013-02-23 02:43:10 AM  

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Summoner101: fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.

Fire is the only way to be sure.

If you don't have a  Sulaccohandy, that is.


A nuke is a kind of fire...
 
2013-02-23 03:02:07 AM  
Snooky fart residue on the upholstery. I am a little turned on.
 
2013-02-23 03:20:56 AM  
The thing that makes an Escalade so stright-up trippin' cool and classy is the super-sized Cadillac symbol on the back. You really wanna get that sh*t lookin' tight? Put a Tapout sticker right above the Caddy symbol.
www.thebraiser.com
 
2013-02-23 04:44:56 AM  
It looks like it smells of Skank, fake tan oil and throw up.

/Betcha if you put a black light to the interior it would be visible from the space station.
 
2013-02-23 04:48:39 AM  
Car dealers like to use the term "previously owned," but I assert this vehicle is  used.
 
2013-02-23 05:00:29 AM  
*scans headline*

gifrific.com
 
2013-02-23 05:00:53 AM  
you hand trash money, this is what happens. i curse that TV show and all who were on it, the dooshbags.
 
2013-02-23 05:39:16 AM  

Summoner101: Fire is the only way to be sure.


Many things in life can be fixed with gasoline and a match
 
2013-02-23 06:58:18 AM  
The caddy emblem and laurels in pink, makes the tail-gate look like it has a herpes sore
 
2013-02-23 07:10:27 AM  

Happy Hours: Summoner101: fusillade762: If you buy it, make sure to really clean those seats. I mean really clean them.

I'd rip out the upholstery entirely, just to be on the safe side.

Fire is the only way to be sure.

Yep. This is one of those times when I wish I was filthy rich. I'd buy it and hire the Top Gear hosts to give it the same treatment that they gave to that Toyota Hilux,

Fark didn't like my link, but I assure you it is not unfetchable. http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/killing-a-toyota
I wonder how far they could go before it was declared dead.

Snooki doesn't strike me as very responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been in a few accidents and missed a few oil changes.


Only a few accidents? She cannot even see over the wheel!
 
2013-02-23 07:13:53 AM  
WTF is a "Snooki"?
 
2013-02-23 07:35:57 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: There isn't even a way to use this rolling disgrace ironically.


You could have Perez Hilton drive it in a gay pride parade?
 
2013-02-23 07:37:09 AM  

hamfast gamgee: WTF is a "Snooki"?



images2.wikia.nocookie.net
/smush smush
 
2013-02-23 07:50:35 AM  
Look, it's personally autographed by Snooki.  That alone makes it worth at least 65,000 ... cc's of penicillin.
 
2013-02-23 08:06:18 AM  

Happy Hours: Snooki doesn't strike me as very responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been in a few accidents and missed a few oil changes.


Does her crotchfruit count as one of those accidents?
 
2013-02-23 08:41:29 AM  
The CDC could buy it for testing purposes.  Imagine all the diseases contained in one vehicle
 
2013-02-23 09:12:21 AM  
Ah, it's an Escalade EXT. It's like a Chevy Avalanche with a leather fetish.

Out of the YukHoeBurbaLade set, the Escalade is by far the gaudiest and has the stigma of being driven by wannabe rappers and the nouveau riche. The Escalade EXT doubly so.
 
2013-02-23 09:36:15 AM  
Snake skin and pink accents? So it looks like her vagina, only with less seating?
 
2013-02-23 10:25:48 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: The thing that makes an Escalade so stright-up trippin' cool and classy is the super-sized Cadillac symbol on the back. You really wanna get that sh*t lookin' tight? Put a Tapout sticker right above the Caddy symbol.


This comment just made my day.

Thank, good sir.
 
2013-02-23 10:26:35 AM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-02-23 10:41:24 AM  
Rode hard and put away wet.......
 
2013-02-23 11:13:51 AM  
Money can buy a lot of things.

But it can't buy style or class.
 
2013-02-23 11:56:09 AM  
faux-snakeskin

Thank god for x-snake
 
2013-02-23 12:06:02 PM  
It probably smells like cat-piss and tuna in there
 
2013-02-23 12:07:09 PM  
Does it come with a lifetime supply of Febreze?

/ Still do not want.
 
2013-02-23 01:22:56 PM  

Magic_Button: The caddy emblem and laurels in pink, makes the tail-gate look like it has a herpes sore


or hemorrhoids
 
2013-02-23 01:24:28 PM  

Magic_Button: The caddy emblem and laurels in pink, makes the tail-gate look like it has a herpes sore


Pretty sure that actually is a herpes sore.
 
2013-02-23 08:57:55 PM  
This is what happens when stupid people are given way too much money.  They blow it on ridiculous crap.

/Just look at how many retired pro athletes are broke within 5 years of retiring.
//Sports Illustrated estimated in 2009 that 78 percent of NFL players are bankrupt or facing serious financial stress within two years of ending their playing careers and that 60 percent of NBA players are broke within five years of retiring from the game.
 
2013-02-23 09:57:08 PM  
   Jon Voight's car is a much better deal..
 
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