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2013-02-23 12:11:37 AM

Amos Quito: fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?


Who's on first.


Hu
 
2013-02-23 12:15:19 AM
I got a bad feeling about this...
 
2013-02-23 12:16:22 AM

fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?


Marrying outside your extended family/caste is frowned upon, from what i understand.

/Cousin Marriages, keeping the wealth in the family
//Something about European royalty and birth defects
 
2013-02-23 12:21:23 AM

leonel: I got a bad feeling about this...


it's probably just gas.  You should cut back on your dairy intake.
 
2013-02-23 12:23:02 AM
Just imagine how different WWII would have turned out if Hitler's middle name was Lu.
 
2013-02-23 12:27:53 AM

Ghastly: Just imagine how different WWII would have turned out if Hitler's middle name was Lu.


I imagine he would have liked salty crackers a lot...

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2013-02-23 12:30:13 AM

Ghastly: Just imagine how different WWII would have turned out if Hitler's middle name was Lu.


Gay Hilter would have won the war.  A gay military leader would be acutely aware that you always protect your rear unless you're sure you can handle the invading forces.  Otherwise, you have to stick your neck out a bit and lick them where it counts.  And if all that fails, you can always poke around a bit -- you never know when you'll find a hole in their defenses.
 
2013-02-23 12:43:15 AM
actually there is a politician in india who compares himself to hitler. Says that what he believes is what is in Mein Kampf if you change every part that refers to the jews so that it refers to muslims.
 
2013-02-23 01:00:49 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Subby. His middle name is "Lu".

That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Did you read the article?


That's the first time you've ever made me laugh. Wrong account?
 
2013-02-23 01:02:43 AM
Wth is Adolph Oliver Panties>?
 
2013-02-23 01:10:22 AM
Quick, one of you enterprising Farkers go troll Stormfront or some other derpy white power website with this article and see how frothy you can get them

/would be good for the lulz I assume
 
2013-02-23 01:12:01 AM
Is France suing for peace?
 
2013-02-23 01:22:05 AM
That.was a great article
 
2013-02-23 01:29:34 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Amos Quito: fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?
Who's on first.

Hu


Watt?
 
2013-02-23 01:48:07 AM
And now it's springtime for Hitler and India
 
2013-02-23 01:56:09 AM

Badgers: fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?

Marrying outside your extended family/caste is frowned upon, from what i understand.

/Cousin Marriages, keeping the wealth in the family
//Something about European royalty and birth defects


Yep. If you've ever paid any attention, you've noticed that many well-known Indian-Americans in business, media, etc. seem to have the same surname (Gupta, for instance). This isn't coincidence, but they're not closely related, either. They're related by caste.
 
2013-02-23 02:16:00 AM

slackananda: drjekel_mrhyde: Amos Quito: fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?
Who's on first.

Hu

Watt?


Hu
 
2013-02-23 02:17:20 AM
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Not this Hitler then?

\Can't possibly be obscure.
 
2013-02-23 02:17:20 AM

bunner: You sure it is isn't that nice Mr. Hilter from the boarding house?


Only one way to be sure; ask for his position on North Minehead and Taunton.
 
2013-02-23 02:19:35 AM
Send a limousine anyway.
 
2013-02-23 02:26:25 AM

brap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h874BPSnbWc

Can our government be honest?  Be decent and open?  Jhimmy Carter Sagma says YES!


That is actually kinda catchy!
 
2013-02-23 02:36:06 AM
that's OK, Himmler also found work
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in Saigon
 
2013-02-23 05:13:42 AM

lack of warmth: /I hope most British were glad to see the Nazi's loose.


Pretty much everybody was glad about that, except for Oswald Mosley. (And possibly the Daily Mail, in secret at least; they had been openly pro-Nazi throughout most of the 30s, although of course when the war broke out they immediately denied everything.)
 
2013-02-23 05:50:17 AM
and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press

That works on so many levels.
 
2013-02-23 07:27:05 AM
That's nothing. Meet Napoleon Einstein.
 
2013-02-23 07:37:37 AM
i.huffpost.com

Everyone knows him now as Craig Fergson, but when I was a lad, he was better known as Bing Hitler.
 
2013-02-23 07:52:08 AM
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Oh my God!  It's Adolf Hitler
 
2013-02-23 07:52:09 AM
Makes sense since Hitler was a British agent.
 
2013-02-23 07:53:12 AM
That nice Mr. Histler...
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2013-02-23 08:01:41 AM

rnatalie: That nice Mr. Histler...
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That's Hilter.
 
2013-02-23 08:07:02 AM

Ghastly: Just imagine how different WWII would have turned out if Hitler's middle name was Lu.


"That's some fine police state work there, Lu."
 
2013-02-23 09:35:18 AM
More like "Osama Been Hidin'"!
 
2013-02-23 02:20:24 PM
I'm just dying to see if an oven maker with the name Adolph Hitler makes the news.
 
2013-02-23 02:23:43 PM
I wonder if the guy owns a 7-Eleven.  Probably has the biggest microwave in all of India.
 
2013-02-23 03:00:41 PM
If his father named him that in NJ, he would have been taken away from his family.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/adolf-hitler-campbell-custo dy -battle-nazi-names-new-jersey_n_1561046.html

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/But we all know NJ is stricter than the actual Hitler.
 
2013-02-23 06:24:33 PM

bunner: You sure it is isn't that nice Mr. Hilter from the boarding house?

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Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.
 
2013-02-23 09:14:54 PM

Steven_M_TX: bunner: You sure it is isn't that nice Mr. Hilter from the boarding house?

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Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.


Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the nose.
 
2013-02-23 09:29:53 PM

PsiChick: Names have many meanings. The name 'Ngaire', for example, is a female Maori traditional name meaning 'silver fern'. Names can also change over time; for example, the name 'Adolf Hitler', which once used to hold a unique and unknown meaning, now is commonly considered to mean 'Child of the Village Idiots'.


*Reality Engaged* Actually, we know what Adolf Hitler meant. 'Adolf' means 'Pack of Wolves.' 'Hitler' is a bastardization of 'Heidler,' which is a pet version of 'Heidrich' and means roughly 'Charismatic Leader.' *Reality Disengaged*

But, y'know, funny stuff, there.
 
2013-02-23 09:39:03 PM

Relic84: PsiChick: Names have many meanings. The name 'Ngaire', for example, is a female Maori traditional name meaning 'silver fern'. Names can also change over time; for example, the name 'Adolf Hitler', which once used to hold a unique and unknown meaning, now is commonly considered to mean 'Child of the Village Idiots'.

*Reality Engaged* Actually, we know what Adolf Hitler meant. 'Adolf' means 'Pack of Wolves.' 'Hitler' is a bastardization of 'Heidler,' which is a pet version of 'Heidrich' and means roughly 'Charismatic Leader.' *Reality Disengaged*

But, y'know, funny stuff, there.


Ooh, very nice. Yeah, I just got too lazy to look it up, but I have a fascination with names anyway, so...

/Gotta say, that's a hilarious name when you think about it. Powerful, with the wolf\leader symbols, but corrupted via the bastardization, and the wolf symbol is  very different from the symbol of a pack of wolves...power corrupted. Wonderfully appropriate.
 
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