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(USA Today)   Adolf Hitler running for office in India   (usatoday.com) divider line 89
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2013-02-22 08:02:12 PM  
Subby. His middle name is "Lu".

That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Did you read the article?
 
2013-02-22 08:10:04 PM  
I know just the ancient Hindu symbol he can use for his campaign


www.1000manifestos.com
 
2013-02-22 08:11:12 PM  
"I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin
 
2013-02-22 08:16:17 PM  
Inbeforesomeonesays "we already elected him as president twice."
 
2013-02-22 08:24:55 PM  
Anyone know what "Sieg Heil!" is in Sanskrit?
 
2013-02-22 08:26:32 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: That isn't the same Hitler from Germany


Well thank god somebody cleared that up.
 
2013-02-22 08:31:16 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h874BPSnbWc

Can our government be honest?  Be decent and open?  Jhimmy Carter Sagma says YES!
 
2013-02-22 08:43:43 PM  

jake_lex: "I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin


That's the only thing that is different between him and THAT Adolph Hitler? How about "I'm not a racist, genocidal maniac?" or can he not make that claim?
 
2013-02-22 08:43:51 PM  

cman: Anyone know what "Sieg Heil!" is in Sanskrit?


हिल विच्तोर्य
 
2013-02-22 08:45:00 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Subby. His middle name is "Lu".

That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Did you read the article?


I'm not seeing where subby made that claim.

/not subby
//my name is Osama bin Fred Laden
 
2013-02-22 08:50:00 PM  
For the life of me can never understand the fascination some British has with Adolf Hitler.  I came across a cheap paperback book once about a murder mystery set in 1944 England.  The writer started right off the bat placing the story in an alternate universe where England surrendered to Germany two years prior.  The author made it sound like a grand idea that saved a lot of British lives.  I can't tell you how the book went because I couldn't finish the chapter, just absolute rubbish.  And now this story.

/I hope most British were glad to see the Nazi's loose.
//They lost many for the effort, atleast appreciate it
///No hard feelings for a guy's unfortunate name, after all the Hitler family is still around
 
2013-02-22 08:52:40 PM  

lack of warmth: For the life of me can never understand the fascination some British has with Adolf Hitler.  I came across a cheap paperback book once about a murder mystery set in 1944 England.  The writer started right off the bat placing the story in an alternate universe where England surrendered to Germany two years prior.


"SSGB," most likely.  A good book by a good author, if you'd finish it.  And Len Deighton knows just a tad bit about British history and World War II.
 
2013-02-22 09:01:14 PM  
Campaign song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

"Jew know you want to vote me"

He should probably sell his gas station, too.

/I'll quit now, before I putsch my luck
 
2013-02-22 09:01:30 PM  
The major political parties did nazi this candidate coming
 
2013-02-22 09:08:59 PM  
I don't see any problem with this.
- Helen Tito Keller
 
2013-02-22 09:19:08 PM  
The article neglects to mention that he's also a Republican.
 
2013-02-22 09:39:47 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 10:06:40 PM  
You know who ELSE ran for public office???
 
2013-02-22 10:08:50 PM  
*rtfa*

Lol.

India is gonna do its best to try and out-weird Japan, aren't they?
 
2013-02-22 10:18:50 PM  
Well....what's his stand on abortion?
 
2013-02-22 10:49:38 PM  

xanadian: You know who ELSE ran for public office???


FTA Frankenstein apparently.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-02-22 10:49:45 PM  
At least the trains will run on time!
 
2013-02-22 10:50:57 PM  
I told the immigration staff I possibly didn't have a role in my naming," he said.

Imagining this being said in the polite British tones of an Indian politician is the second-funniest thing about it.
 
2013-02-22 10:51:06 PM  
Chains we can believe in!  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Two chickens in every garage!
 
2013-02-22 10:52:57 PM  

The Downfall: jake_lex: "I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

That's the only thing that is different between him and THAT Adolph Hitler? How about "I'm not a racist, genocidal maniac?" or can he not make that claim?


delphi.org
Bender: Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Prof. Farnsworth: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
 
2013-02-22 10:55:24 PM  
tenpoundsofcheese:
That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

l-userpic.livejournal.com
 
2013-02-22 10:57:11 PM  
I just like the helpful little highlights the journalist added to the side, for our mocking purposes.  It's like a shiatty little SOL test for a middle schooler.


Adolf Lu Hitler is a 54-year-old father of three
Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' is on display in Indian bookstores
Using well-known names is not uncommon in the state
 
2013-02-22 10:58:39 PM  
I'm watching Iron Sky right now so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-02-22 11:04:22 PM  
Hitler's in the charts again.
 
2013-02-22 11:04:29 PM  
Names have many meanings. The name 'Ngaire', for example, is a female Maori traditional name meaning 'silver fern'. Names can also change over time; for example, the name 'Adolf Hitler', which once used to hold a unique and unknown meaning, now is commonly considered to mean 'Child of the Village Idiots'.
 
2013-02-22 11:05:26 PM  
i.imgur.com


No! Bad Hitler!
 
2013-02-22 11:10:02 PM  

costermonger: tenpoundsofcheese: That isn't the same Hitler from Germany

Well thank god somebody cleared that up.


Dammit so it's not
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 11:17:10 PM  

lack of warmth: /I hope most British were glad to see the Nazi's loose.




I'm pretty sure most of the British were kinda unhappy to see the Nazis uncontained and would have preferred to see them kept locked up in Germany.
 
2013-02-22 11:19:23 PM  

jake_lex: "I am aware at one point of time Adolf Hitler was the most hated person on Earth for the genocide of the Jews. But my father added 'Lu' in between, naming me Adolf Lu Hitler, and that's why I am different," Hitler told The Associated Press from the small village of Mansingre, 125 miles west of Gauhati, the capital of the nearby state of Assam.

Well, all right then.

/changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin


I'm voting for Jesus H. Christ.
 
2013-02-22 11:21:54 PM  
FTA  "India played little role in World War II"

Reality
"Later on during the Second World War the Indian Army would become the largest all-volunteer force in history, rising to over 2.5 million men in size.
"About 87,000 Indian soldiers lost their lives during this conflict. Indian soldiers won 30 Victoria Crosses.."

I don't expect much from that shat newspaper but this statement is total horseshat and disrespectful.
 
2013-02-22 11:23:45 PM  
jake_lex: /changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

Jesus Farking Christ
 
2013-02-22 11:23:54 PM  
You sure it is isn't that nice Mr. Hilter from the boarding house?

i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-22 11:23:56 PM  
But what about Adolph shiatler?

/Just posting this to see what the filters do to it and to praise Lenny Bruce.
 
2013-02-22 11:25:27 PM  

xanadian: You know who ELSE ran for public office???


You know who ELSE was named Adolf Hitler???
 
2013-02-22 11:27:24 PM  

lordargent: jake_lex: /changes his name to Joseph Mary Stalin

Jesus Farking Christ


Hot mexican on judean action?
 
2013-02-22 11:30:06 PM  
He's ready to go!

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-02-22 11:31:49 PM  

Cream of Meat: FTA  "India played little role in World War II"

Reality
"Later on during the Second World War the Indian Army would become the largest all-volunteer force in history, rising to over 2.5 million men in size.
"About 87,000 Indian soldiers lost their lives during this conflict. Indian soldiers won 30 Victoria Crosses.."

I don't expect much from that shat newspaper but this statement is total horseshat and disrespectful.


Came here to indignantly scream this. Complete and total article fail. Indain soldiers helped the British fight the Afrika Korps, plus they had that whole "try-to-not-get-taken-over-by-Japan" thing.
 
2013-02-22 11:33:38 PM  
Indian, even. PIMF dammit.
 
2013-02-22 11:34:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 11:44:37 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

I must tell my birds!
 
2013-02-22 11:52:08 PM  
Wasn't there a kid born in Afghanistan and his folks named him Dick Cheney?
 
2013-02-22 11:56:52 PM  
Hither 2013

A final solution for a new generation.
 
2013-02-22 11:57:47 PM  
So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?
 
2013-02-22 11:59:50 PM  

fusillade762: So people in India don't pass along their surnames to their children? How do they keep track of who's related to who?



Who's on first.
 
2013-02-23 12:00:37 AM  
HotWingAgenda:   It's like a shiatty little SOL test for a middle schooler.

Didn't Obama promise to get rid of the stupid parts of NCLB? (Of course, that's most of the Act...)
 
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