cats are better: don't want your phone searched, don't get arrested.
MrHappyRotter: Jae0o0: Maybe i should stop drinking before posting tooAnd if you refrain from masturbating for a few moments, you can also type with two hands.
skinink: Not only is my phone password protected, but so is the SIM. But that's just me, I can't understand why you wouldn't want to password protect something that holds so much info.
Mega Steve: Welcome to Obama's America
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