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(Some Guy) Video Young Atlanta boy's bar mitzvah save-the-date video goes viral. I can't tell if the kid needs a high-five or a knuckle sandwich   (bcove.me ) divider line
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2013-02-22 05:44:34 PM  
pretty cute.
 
2013-02-22 05:50:30 PM  
Is spelled "sammich", retardmitter.
 
2013-02-22 06:13:15 PM  
30 seconds in and I'll go with knuckle.
 
2013-02-22 06:20:58 PM  
www.abc.net.au
 
2013-02-22 07:04:43 PM  
Knuckle for the parents who no doubt sanctioned, paid for and promoted this thing.
 
2013-02-22 07:11:47 PM  
 
2013-02-22 08:02:35 PM  
I didn't even know Carl Grimes was Jewish.
 
2013-02-22 08:28:14 PM  

desertmouse: Knuckle for the parents who no doubt sanctioned, paid for and promoted this thing.


Meh, Jews have been spending millions on Bar Mitzvahs for years.  They probably put that whole video together for less than 2 grand.

When I turned 13 I asked my dad for a birthday present and he said "I already farked you into your mother, what more do you want?"
 
2013-02-22 08:32:07 PM  
That was pretty funny.

/challah!
//oy!oy!oy!
 
2013-02-22 08:37:34 PM  
I wish it was like a jungle some times it makes me wonder when I am going to get some pubes down under.  Ah huh-ah-huh-huh.
 
2013-02-22 08:47:24 PM  
ahahaha.  Can't stand to watch the whole thing, but I'll give the kid a high-five for the phrase 'straight kosher munchin'
 
2013-02-22 08:55:08 PM  
Knuckle sandwich
 
2013-02-22 08:56:54 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: ahahaha.  Can't stand to watch the whole thing, but I'll give the kid a high-five for the phrase 'straight kosher munchin'


That's what you call dating JAPS at the University of Florida.
 
2013-02-22 09:05:19 PM  
I should hate this but the "Oy Oy O-Oy" just kills me.
 
2013-02-22 09:06:45 PM  
oy oy.... oy, oy oy. oy.

/oy
 
2013-02-22 09:15:10 PM  
just go away
 
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2013-02-22 09:27:59 PM  
beccasheppard.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-22 09:51:50 PM  
Someone should post this to World Star Hip-Hop.
 
2013-02-22 10:10:19 PM  

zedster: Lets leave the Jewish rapping to Abdominal


... Holy fark.
 
2013-02-22 10:35:58 PM  

zedster: Lets leave the Jewish rapping to Abdominal


What happens to rappers hands? It's as if the moment they start, their fingers curl up except for the pinky and thumb. I'm not sure if I should be cheering them, or checking to see if they're having a stroke.
 
2013-02-22 10:46:12 PM  
Once he got to the diet coke, I'd say knuckle sandwich.
 
2013-02-22 11:14:16 PM  
gigantic knuckle sammich. but not for the kid... yeah he deserves one too, but more for the parents that spoiled the kid rotten & gave him the means to do such a thing. further knuckle sammiches go to the mayor of Atlanta, the TNT basketball guys, etc. for actually agreeing to be in this abomination.
 
2013-02-22 11:18:10 PM  
Best video of Jews rapping ever Link
 
2013-02-22 11:29:36 PM  
obnoxious just comes naturally.
 
2013-02-22 11:45:21 PM  
Gonna keep my opinion to myself on this one. Last thing I need is to get on the wrong side of the ruthless Atlanta Jews.
 
2013-02-23 12:11:10 AM  
i hope someone gives him boggle
 
2013-02-23 12:21:35 AM  
I thought he was darling.

/Grandma
 
2013-02-23 12:56:29 AM  
4 seconds....
 
2013-02-23 01:47:49 AM  
Who wrote that?  That's more than a handful of verses in perfect meter (to this amateur ear that's not going back to rewatch it).  Amateur rhyme spinners don't pull that off.  If he did, kudos.  If the family paid area rappers to do it......god I'd love to see that Craigslist ad.
 
2013-02-23 08:50:51 AM  

zedster: Lets leave the Jewish rapping to Abdominal


Yes yes yes
 
2013-02-23 09:53:35 AM  
shmuck
 
2013-02-23 10:15:56 AM  
Some admire this, others hate it, while still others say you cant judge Jews.

Yahoo news:

Daniel Blumen ... a lovable remake of 2002's popular "Welcome to Atlanta" music video by Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris. ... Daniel is shown hanging with Mayor Kasim Reed, "talking much smack with Shaq and Barkley," DJing with Frank Ski, and even Ne-Yo makes an appearance. ... Daniel's (or D Mazel Tov's) ... Liz Price, Daniel's mother ... Price said Daniel familiarized himself with the song (the clean version) and began writing the lyrics with a little help from the family's Bar Mitzvah DJ, DJ Keith. Most of the footage around town was shot all in one day and all the production was handled by Gabi Chennisi, Brenden Duncombe-Smith, and DJ Keith.

When asked how the family managed to pull together the impressive cast of celebrities they got for the video, Price said that it "all happened through friends of friends."


JTA (the Jewish Telegraphic Agency):

The video, which features cameos from several local celebrities, earned Blumen plenty of criticism for mocking his ceremonial passage to adulthood and squandering money on silliness.
 
2013-02-23 12:20:15 PM  
After 5 seconds

punch him

hard
 
2013-02-23 02:31:08 PM  

HairBolus: The video, which features cameos from several local celebrities, earned Blumen plenty of criticism for mocking his ceremonial passage to adulthood and squandering money on silliness.


As a Jewish fella i say to the people who think this.....fark off. It was fun for the kid. He is still going to go through all the ritual on the big day.

Do they yell at someone who puts a sticker on their bat mitzvah invite?
 
2013-02-23 04:37:47 PM  

madcan34: After 5 seconds

punch him

hard


Twice!
 
2013-02-23 08:06:32 PM  

Theaetetus: zedster: Lets leave the Jewish rapping to Abdominal

... Holy fark.


not bad, but I'll take MC Paul Barman.
 
2013-02-23 08:51:49 PM  
WARNING: CSB AHEAD

I really wanted to hate this video, to even dislike it, but I couldn't. The reason:

In 1983, I was 12 years old, and very much into rap. It was part rebellious suburban tween angst, and mostly an intense fascination with an emerging, and at the time, novel, new music. It's something that every person of that age experiences on some level. That year, I also obtained my first Rush and Herbie Hancock albums(Signals and Maiden Voyage, respectfully- and yes, I thought "Rockit" would be on Maiden Voyage- best stupid mistake I ever made)(thanks, CRC!).The enjoyment from music that I experienced at that age was sublime;the perfect middle ground between innocence and experience. True, in-the-moment appreciation of the form; a nirvana-like state that allowed me to escape the bullshiat of that age.

ANYWAY-  V-103FM, in Atlanta, featured the "Fresh Party" slot from 8:00pm-2:00am(I think) on Friday and Saturday nights. The DJ was "Wanda" somebody, and the format was all over the place. Early, punk Beasties, Run-DMC, Grandmaster Flash, UTFO, Mantronix, Slick Rick(we heard profanities on the radio before we knew what they meant!), and forward. I taped every show.

DJ Wanda had a thing where you could send her a handwritten rap, and she would drop it over a canned beat. It seldom matched up or sounded good, but it was usually close enough for the format, and it was, after all, "fresh."

So, yeah, I sent in a rap, It was awful, and Wanda could only do so much. Think "Average HomeBoy" + "the 1983 version of the pudgy kid from "Icy Hot Stuntaz". and that's where we are. The only lyric I remember is something like "I may be white, but I sure can rap." Cringeworthy.

But whatever. I was proud to be part of something that was cool, and something that I had faith in. Plus, like the kid in the video, I was 12. Fark off.

I duped that tape a zillion times. And then I forgot about it. It's gone. As awful as it was, I wish I could hear it again; there was such a breathless moment of pride when I heard my name on V-103 as a kid.

At any rate, I salute you, Bar Mitzvah guy! Nice work, and stay proud of this thing. You were only 12 when you made it, and that takes brass.
 
2013-02-23 08:57:19 PM  
*respectively

Am dum
 
2013-02-24 12:06:07 AM  

firebush69: *respectively

Am dum


Respectfully, like anybody read that whole thing.
 
2013-02-25 01:08:27 PM  
Mazel Tov
 
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