ZAZ: It's not fair. I keep hoping for exotic spiders in my fruit and I never get any.
MrHappyRotter: medius: blakeosage: medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?aww, you noticed/it's a new recipeDid you get it from here?[static.lulu.com image 403x320]no, i got yer semen recipe right 'ere! ay!...but the ones in that book are probably better/thank you. come againI once knew a guy. Let's just say, I could get gallons of the stuff fresh from the tap.
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