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(Metro)   Hungry? You won't be after seeing the worst discoveries in food products over the last few years   (metro.co.uk) divider line 77
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-22 08:06:56 PM
It's not fair. I keep hoping for exotic spiders in my fruit and I never get any.
 
2013-02-22 08:08:18 PM
What, no jizz?
 
2013-02-22 08:38:39 PM
Why would you complain about getting a live frog in your packaged salad? That's proof the salad is very fresh (otherwise the frog would be dead) and you get a free pet (or snack if you like frog legs).
 
2013-02-22 08:51:08 PM
Sure, I'd be upset about some labeling horsemeat as beef then selling it to me. But as for eating horsemeat I wouldn't be bothered. It's just another animal.
 
2013-02-22 08:51:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?


aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe
 
2013-02-22 08:51:51 PM
2 mentions of the company Tesco on that list. Must remind myself to avoid that brand like the plague.
 
2013-02-22 08:52:38 PM
Great . . . now I've got the Soap theme song stuck in my head.

Thanks, Subby.
 
2013-02-22 08:53:48 PM

ZAZ: It's not fair. I keep hoping for exotic spiders in my fruit and I never get any.


Or mot any exotic creatures.  Hell, I don't even demand they be particularly exotic.  But they do need to be alive.  Frogs, lizards, snakes, spiders, millipedes, crickets and centipedes -- any of the above would make me happy.

Those motherfarking goddamn annoying little sonsofbiatches fruit flies don't count.
 
2013-02-22 08:56:34 PM
It's a lot easier to put your husband's friend's finger that he recently lost into your soup at Wendy's and then sue over it.
 
2013-02-22 08:58:20 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-22 08:59:00 PM
The worst thing I can remember seeing was a tin of sardines 1/2 filled with eggs.  I know caviar is a delicacy but that's not exactly something you should be sneaking into your product, with a consumer completely unaware and incapable of fathoming the possibility of those disgusting, mustard sauce slathered round globules of gelatin showing up once he or she pulls up on the tab and peers inside the can.
 
2013-02-22 09:01:59 PM
I found a worm in my drink once, but I was too drunk to care.
 
2013-02-22 09:05:42 PM
Had a friend discover a chunk of glass in his margarita one night. Luckily he noticed it wasn't ice before swallowing it or chomping down.
 
2013-02-22 09:08:27 PM
Back in the 60's my grandmother got some of that pickled herring in wine sauce that had a wad of gum in it.

They sent her a complimentary case but she was done with eating that stuff from then on after that.

No lawsuits.  No news stories.  We weren't anywhere near as litigious then as we are nowadays.
 
2013-02-22 09:08:54 PM
1.  Carry a dead mouse or cockroach with you on your trip to the restaurant.

2.  Order the best meal in the house.

3.  Eat at least half of it.

4.  Begin shrieking at the top of your lungs.

5.  Profit.
 
2013-02-22 09:12:39 PM
Ummm, tooth sausage.
 
2013-02-22 09:15:04 PM

sanriosucks: Ummm, tooth sausage.


The tooth is probably one of the least disgusting ingredients in that sausage.  Certainly less disgusting than pork anuses and ovaries.
 
2013-02-22 09:15:47 PM
Who eats french fries with a salad? Also, wouldn't a rotting bird corpse smell awful and alert whomever opened the bag that there is clearly something wrong before dumping it on a plate? So disgusting.
 
2013-02-22 09:15:57 PM

reported: Why would you complain about getting a live frog in your packaged salad? That's proof the salad is very fresh (otherwise the frog would be dead) and you get a free pet (or snack if you like frog legs).


So much this.

/Hi, little guy! I'ma name you Herman.
 
2013-02-22 09:19:10 PM
"Found" a mouse in a bottle of beer once:

21tattoo.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-22 09:19:14 PM
I thought these were going be more along the lines of "Red Dye #5 is made from crushed beetle testicles" and whatnot.

I can handle a random mouse being cooked into a loaf of bread.
 
2013-02-22 09:19:23 PM

ZAZ: It's not fair. I keep hoping for exotic spiders in my fruit and I never get any.


I always hesitate a little before reaching for fruit at the store. I am so afraid a huge ass hairy spider will jump out from a bunch of bananas and bite my hand off. Exotic spiders can go to hell.
 
2013-02-22 09:19:38 PM

medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe


Did you get it from here?

static.lulu.com
 
2013-02-22 09:23:01 PM

maxx2112: Great . . . now I've got the Soap theme song stuck in my head..


I can see I'm not needed here. Carry on.
 
2013-02-22 09:28:31 PM
www.intellectualbubblegum.com
 
2013-02-22 09:29:38 PM
Try to think of these things as an added protein source.
 
2013-02-22 09:29:52 PM
This obviously means we need far less regulation.
 
2013-02-22 09:30:21 PM
This is why I only eat good ol' meat.
 
2013-02-22 09:32:15 PM
That wasn't an animal toe.... that was pretty clearly the tip of a finger.
 
2013-02-22 09:32:40 PM

Fade2black: 2 mentions of the company Tesco on that list. Must remind myself to avoid that brand like the plague.


Three.  #7 links to another article about Tesco, but I have a feeling that one may be BS.

But yeah, that's almost a third of the stories.
 
2013-02-22 09:34:31 PM
No one told me they'd be fingering my food like that.
 
2013-02-22 09:34:57 PM
LordOfThePings:
www.intellectualbubblegum.com 

Eh. I hear the taste varies from person to person.
 
2013-02-22 09:35:02 PM

b0rg9: We weren't anywhere near as litigious then as we are nowadays.


that sounds like libel

expect a letter from my attorney
 
2013-02-22 09:36:28 PM

blakeosage: medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe

Did you get it from here?

[static.lulu.com image 403x320]


no, i got yer semen recipe right 'ere! ay!

...but the ones in that book are probably better

/thank you. come again
 
2013-02-22 09:41:57 PM

medius: blakeosage: medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe

Did you get it from here?

[static.lulu.com image 403x320]

no, i got yer semen recipe right 'ere! ay!

...but the ones in that book are probably better

/thank you. come again


I once knew a guy.  Let's just say, I could get gallons of the stuff fresh from the tap.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-22 09:45:54 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?


Sure, people find it they just don't mind.
 
2013-02-22 09:48:53 PM

medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe


But that's my binge food.

/prolly not obscure 'round here...
 
2013-02-22 09:49:16 PM
Nothing new...legally in the US products like peanut butter can contain parts of rat dropping, insect parts and rodent hair. All just trace amounts...but perfectly fine.

http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/06/29/how_many_insect_parts_an d_ rodent_hairs_are_allowed_in_your_food.htm

MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS

Insect filth:
Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

Rodent filth: Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples
PEANUT BUTTER
Insect filth:
Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams
Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams
 
2013-02-22 09:49:55 PM

Prey4reign: 1.  Carry a dead mouse or cockroach with you on your trip to the restaurant.

2.  Order the best meal in the house.

3.  Eat at least half of it.

4.  Begin shrieking at the top of your lungs.

5.  Profit.


I saw that plot in Victor/Victoria.

kendawilliams.files.wordpress.com

Damn she was hot in that movie.
 
2013-02-22 10:07:06 PM
Challenge accepted.
 
2013-02-22 10:18:53 PM

MrHappyRotter: medius: blakeosage: medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe

Did you get it from here?

[static.lulu.com image 403x320]

no, i got yer semen recipe right 'ere! ay!

...but the ones in that book are probably better

/thank you. come again

I once knew a guy.  Let's just say, I could get gallons of the stuff fresh from the tap.


Go on...
 
2013-02-22 10:20:22 PM
Grandma used to say "you eat a pound of dirt before you die". Damn right I never ate her cooking.
 
2013-02-22 10:24:26 PM
WHY?! Why did click this link?!? WHY DID I READ THE THREAD?!?!!!!

/I'm clearly an idiot.
//Carry on you gross Farkers.
 
2013-02-22 10:47:00 PM

MrHappyRotter: sanriosucks: Ummm, tooth sausage.

The tooth is probably one of the least disgusting ingredients in that sausage.  Certainly less disgusting than pork anuses and ovaries.


Everything from the rooter to the tooter!
 
2013-02-22 11:23:14 PM

DeerNuts: MrHappyRotter: medius: blakeosage: medius: FirstNationalBastard: What, no jizz?

aww, you  noticed

/it's a new recipe

Did you get it from here?

[static.lulu.com image 403x320]

no, i got yer semen recipe right 'ere! ay!

...but the ones in that book are probably better

/thank you. come again

I once knew a guy.  Let's just say, I could get gallons of the stuff fresh from the tap.

Go on...


I was going to go with that, or maybe "pics or GTFO" or maybe "Gallons"? You could live off that.
 
2013-02-22 11:34:21 PM
Horse meat is #1 and is worse than a live frog? Seriously? Are they retarded? Horse meat is eaten around the world.
 
2013-02-22 11:42:23 PM
I got a spider in my food but it was from a food truck so I don't think it counts.
 
2013-02-23 12:01:13 AM

Bastard Toadflax: reported: Why would you complain about getting a live frog in your packaged salad? That's proof the salad is very fresh (otherwise the frog would be dead) and you get a free pet (or snack if you like frog legs).

So much this.

/Hi, little guy! I'ma name you Herman.


On the other hand frog pee.

And salmonella. But mostly the pee thing.

/And turds.
//Fresh salad, yes, but rather unclean.
 
2013-02-23 12:04:08 AM

b0rg9: Back in the 60's my grandmother got some of that pickled herring in wine sauce that had a wad of gum in it.

They sent her a complimentary case but she was done with eating that stuff from then on after that.

No lawsuits.  No news stories.  We weren't anywhere near as litigious then as we are nowadays.


Yes, your grandmother lived in such an enlightened time.
 
2013-02-23 12:04:45 AM
I've found a few weird things in foodstuffs over the years, the three ones that stick out in my mind are

1) A half of a grasshopper in my salad.  Yeah, I know, I may have eaten the other half.  Got it from the cafeteria at the place I used to work.  Eh, no real biggie, didn't make a big deal of it.  Just reported it to the kitchen, the chef kept the grasshopper.
2) I found a live beetle in my Dunkin Donuts Iced coffee.  It went into my mouth via the straw.  At first I assumed it was a coffee bean.  Until I spit it out and it crawled around in my hand.  Again, no big deal, I just showed it to the dudes behind the counter.
3) I once found a Rolaid(s) in may bag of Swedish fish.  Probably cross contamination from both being made at the same faccotry.  I did write  letter to the company, and send them the offending product.  They sent me a really nice box of candy.  No harm no foul.

I think though, the worst food experience I had was in college.

I was in the cafeteria, and had my hands full of stuff, I needed to grab a spoon,  so I went to the utensil island thingy, put some stuff down, grabbed a plastic spoon out of the holder, and to save space in my hands, I popped it into my mouth and set about collecting my other stuff from the table.  Within 2 seconds I knew something was wrong, and before I took the spoon out of my mouth, I know what it was.  It was a booger.  A dried booger, of unknown origin, on the spoon.


That one will haunt me.
 
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