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14093 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Feb 2013 at 4:59 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-22 06:09:29 PM
6 votes:
i274.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 05:08:50 PM
6 votes:
content8.flixster.com
2013-02-22 04:05:50 PM
6 votes:

Voiceofreason01: I....uh....wait.....huh? I don't get it.


Ted's intellect is too far beyond us. We have no more hope of understanding him than a cat understands a man doing calculus.
2013-02-22 05:16:24 PM
5 votes:

Clock Spider Jerusalem: DId this guy use a lot of drugs or was it a head injury?


To his credit, he's strongly anti-drug, and claims to have only ever had 2 beers. Moral: Syphilis is a biatch.
2013-02-22 11:22:43 PM
3 votes:
Makes perfect sense.

When I hear the deep wailing pain and suffering of a poverty stricken black man singing an ancient slave labor farm song, I can't help but think Ted Nugent.

The sounds of a uplifting Southern Church all-black choir lifting their voices in thanks and praise to God on a sunny Sunday 'more speak to me of Ted Nugent.

Sometimes I pour over my old Blues albums. Those songs of the Delta, the tunes from Chicago, those wonderful basic rhythms and incredible old black men sharing their pain and suffering take me right to Ted Nugent.

I love the Soul music too. And when I'm blasting Soul, I'm picturing...Ted Nugent.

One of my most all-time beloved genres of music is Funk. The horns, the bass, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Bootsy Collins, and standing out front is Ted Nugent.

Being a white boy I don't know all that much Hip Hop and Rap. Tupac, Biggie, Fiddy Cent, Notorious, Naz, Ted Nugent.
2013-02-22 08:45:54 PM
3 votes:
I was wondering... has anyone seen Ted Nugent and Max Hardcore at the same time?
2013-02-22 07:53:04 PM
3 votes:
i3.photobucket.com

/Nuge is an asshole who deserves nothing less than to be mauled by a bear.
//Ooh! Fish tacos!
2013-02-22 07:24:25 PM
3 votes:
You libtards are just terrified of a strong conservative musical genius like Ted Nugent.
2013-02-22 05:30:55 PM
2 votes:
Some people only troll the internet.

Ted trolls real life.
2013-02-22 05:29:44 PM
2 votes:

ThrnPhl: Here's the same story on Rolling Stone.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-23 01:48:55 AM
1 votes:

STRYPERSWINE: what R&B ended up becoming


"..Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of R&B.."
2013-02-23 12:23:48 AM
1 votes:

Littledevil8701: Omnivorous: Isn't that asshole dead YET?

He promised that he would be if Obama won.  Now he's reneging.

You could say he's a renegger


i11.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 09:59:30 PM
1 votes:

Montag19: I'm as left as one can get on the political line but I must admit I've loved going to Nugent's shows since I was in my late teens. I don't have any use for is political thoughts but I love to watch him play guitar. I've always been able to separate the person from the art though. After all Mel Gibson has always been my favorite actor.


The Searchers was a fantastic film, and he was great in it. His character was an asshole with few if any redeeming qualities, so he didn't even really have to act.
2013-02-22 09:23:54 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: /Ooh! Fish tacos!


Damn, fish tacos would be good right now. I think I have all the ingredients, too. Wait! No tortillas, and I'm too drunk and stoned to go get some-fark. Now I have to look up tortilla recipes, and it'll probably be a disaster.

fark you. This is all your fault.
2013-02-22 08:36:02 PM
1 votes:

Omnivorous: Isn't that asshole dead YET?

He promised that he would be if Obama won.  Now he's reneging.


You could say he's a renegger
2013-02-22 07:20:43 PM
1 votes:
"Apartheid isn't that cut and dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man ... They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands ...These are different people. You give 'em toothpaste, they farking eat it."

Nugent interviewed in the Detroit Free Press Magazine,1990

Stay classy Ted.
2013-02-22 07:14:42 PM
1 votes:
Even the WMD commenters aren't buying Nugent's insane rants anymore.
2013-02-22 07:09:34 PM
1 votes:
Oh, Theodore! Just what am I going to do with you, child?
2013-02-22 06:57:55 PM
1 votes:
OK, which Farker wrote this? Fess up, I know it was one of you. Only a Farker could write this:

This, rather than helping to strengthen black America in the way that Ted Nugent does, whenever he plays the powerfully black music of Ted Nugent.

Claim your rightful place in snark heaven!
2013-02-22 06:08:19 PM
1 votes:
In Dave Chappelle's racial draft, I think the white folks would gladly trade him to the black folks for a couple of buckets of Kentucky fried chicken.
2013-02-22 06:01:23 PM
1 votes:
Dear Ted,

How are you? I am fine. Please GDIAF ASAP. Also, as a has been rocker, your political opinions are best kept to yourself...as they are awful. As are you. Stop talking.

Love,
Smgth
2013-02-22 05:52:34 PM
1 votes:
I just hope his first concert  of this tour is in the Bronx, North Philly, or Camden and therefore his last concert.
2013-02-22 05:48:58 PM
1 votes:

DubyaHater: "Cat Scratch Fever" sucked and his career catapulted into a brick wall. He hasn't been relevant since 1977 and there's a difference between your fame as a musician and your outlandish behavior towards Democrats. Why isn't this asshole dead yet?


Because hand raised deer aren't likely to charge you're pants shiatting ass when you're ten feet away with a bow.
2013-02-22 05:46:37 PM
1 votes:

Dr.Zom: Do most black people even know who Ted Nugent is?


FTFY.
2013-02-22 05:40:15 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Well if he's so black, maybe he will finally feel comfortable enough to go to Libertarian wonderland in Somalia.


Bonus for him--he already knows what to do when there are no toilets handy.
2013-02-22 05:33:55 PM
1 votes:
What would be great is if we could resurrect all his black musical heroes just so they could tell Ted his music sucks and to go to hell.
2013-02-22 05:30:42 PM
1 votes:
So will it end up like this scene in Die Hard 3 with Willis in the ghetto without Samuel L Jackson coming to save the day?

/wouldn't let me post the picture
2013-02-22 05:26:46 PM
1 votes:
Satire is supposed to be funny.
2013-02-22 05:25:35 PM
1 votes:

astro716: Clock Spider Jerusalem: DId this guy use a lot of drugs or was it a head injury?

To his credit, he's strongly anti-drug, and claims to have only ever had 2 beers. Moral: Syphilis is a biatch.


I don't see that as a credit.  I'm pro-drug.
2013-02-22 05:17:30 PM
1 votes:
"Cat Scratch Fever" sucked and his career catapulted into a brick wall. He hasn't been relevant since 1977 and there's a difference between your fame as a musician and your outlandish behavior towards Democrats. Why isn't this asshole dead yet?
2013-02-22 05:07:19 PM
1 votes:
Wait. Are we sure the Onion A.V. Club isn't also satire?
2013-02-22 05:06:39 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 05:02:50 PM
1 votes:
Well if he's so black, maybe he will finally feel comfortable enough to go to  Libertarian wonderland in Somalia.
2013-02-22 05:01:33 PM
1 votes:
I think Ted's deer meat was a little too gamey.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-22 04:38:55 PM
1 votes:
Well, the Persians united the Greeks.  Maybe he can do the same for Blacks.
2013-02-22 03:32:57 PM
1 votes:
Isn't that asshole dead YET?

/c'mon, pantsloader... your time is running out
 
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