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2013-02-22 07:07:44 PM  
3 votes:

Flappyhead: DubyaHater: "Cat Scratch Fever" sucked and his career catapulted into a brick wall. He hasn't been relevant since 1977 and there's a difference between your fame as a musician and your outlandish behavior towards Democrats. Why isn't this asshole dead yet?

Because hand raised deer aren't likely to charge you're pants shiatting ass when you're ten feet away with a bow.



That's what I don't get. How are people buying the tough guy image of a guy who does the hunting equivalent of shooting up a petting zoo?
2013-02-22 05:33:55 PM  
3 votes:
What would be great is if we could resurrect all his black musical heroes just so they could tell Ted his music sucks and to go to hell.
2013-02-22 05:16:24 PM  
3 votes:

Clock Spider Jerusalem: DId this guy use a lot of drugs or was it a head injury?


To his credit, he's strongly anti-drug, and claims to have only ever had 2 beers. Moral: Syphilis is a biatch.
2013-02-22 03:30:32 PM  
3 votes:
Noted black leader Ted Nugent launches "Black Power" tour, to empower black people

If he really does this, it will be the LOL fest of the year. Do it, Ted: do it!
2013-02-22 05:48:58 PM  
2 votes:

DubyaHater: "Cat Scratch Fever" sucked and his career catapulted into a brick wall. He hasn't been relevant since 1977 and there's a difference between your fame as a musician and your outlandish behavior towards Democrats. Why isn't this asshole dead yet?


Because hand raised deer aren't likely to charge you're pants shiatting ass when you're ten feet away with a bow.
2013-02-22 05:47:26 PM  
2 votes:
Damn, shoulda put Teddy on the deadpool list for this year. Though if Ted wants to donate some of his proceeds to improving music education in primarily black school districts, more power to him.

/[puts the Nuge on next year's deadpool candidate list]
2013-02-22 05:44:20 PM  
2 votes:
Do most black people even know who Ted Nugent is?
2013-02-22 05:04:03 PM  
2 votes:
Will this tour be stopping at the Watts district of L.A.? 10 to 1 he wouldn't make it out without the help of an ambulance crew.

/Come on Ted, nut up or shut up!
2013-02-22 04:05:50 PM  
2 votes:

Voiceofreason01: I....uh....wait.....huh? I don't get it.


Ted's intellect is too far beyond us. We have no more hope of understanding him than a cat understands a man doing calculus.
2013-02-23 12:23:48 AM  
1 votes:

Littledevil8701: Omnivorous: Isn't that asshole dead YET?

He promised that he would be if Obama won.  Now he's reneging.

You could say he's a renegger


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2013-02-22 11:22:43 PM  
1 votes:
Makes perfect sense.

When I hear the deep wailing pain and suffering of a poverty stricken black man singing an ancient slave labor farm song, I can't help but think Ted Nugent.

The sounds of a uplifting Southern Church all-black choir lifting their voices in thanks and praise to God on a sunny Sunday 'more speak to me of Ted Nugent.

Sometimes I pour over my old Blues albums. Those songs of the Delta, the tunes from Chicago, those wonderful basic rhythms and incredible old black men sharing their pain and suffering take me right to Ted Nugent.

I love the Soul music too. And when I'm blasting Soul, I'm picturing...Ted Nugent.

One of my most all-time beloved genres of music is Funk. The horns, the bass, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Bootsy Collins, and standing out front is Ted Nugent.

Being a white boy I don't know all that much Hip Hop and Rap. Tupac, Biggie, Fiddy Cent, Notorious, Naz, Ted Nugent.
2013-02-22 09:59:30 PM  
1 votes:

Montag19: I'm as left as one can get on the political line but I must admit I've loved going to Nugent's shows since I was in my late teens. I don't have any use for is political thoughts but I love to watch him play guitar. I've always been able to separate the person from the art though. After all Mel Gibson has always been my favorite actor.


The Searchers was a fantastic film, and he was great in it. His character was an asshole with few if any redeeming qualities, so he didn't even really have to act.
2013-02-22 08:34:40 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: stoli n coke: Flappyhead: DubyaHater: "Cat Scratch Fever" sucked and his career catapulted into a brick wall. He hasn't been relevant since 1977 and there's a difference between your fame as a musician and your outlandish behavior towards Democrats. Why isn't this asshole dead yet?

Because hand raised deer aren't likely to charge you're pants shiatting ass when you're ten feet away with a bow.


That's what I don't get. How are people buying the tough guy image of a guy who does the hunting equivalent of shooting up a petting zoo?


Chickenhawks are notorious for idolizing their own kind.  See Limbaugh, Rush for more on this.


Ted Nugent is just the modern day, less cool incarnation of John Wayne. They're both racist, right wing, draft dodging pussies who try to project a tough guy public image.
2013-02-22 08:29:27 PM  
1 votes:
I was feeding a jukebox once and had James Brown playing. A nice looking, kinda biker woman came up to me and smiled and asked "why are you playing that ni(bong!) music?" Ted Nugent reminds me of that time.
2013-02-22 07:14:42 PM  
1 votes:
Even the WMD commenters aren't buying Nugent's insane rants anymore.
2013-02-22 06:01:23 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Ted,

How are you? I am fine. Please GDIAF ASAP. Also, as a has been rocker, your political opinions are best kept to yourself...as they are awful. As are you. Stop talking.

Love,
Smgth
2013-02-22 05:52:34 PM  
1 votes:
I just hope his first concert  of this tour is in the Bronx, North Philly, or Camden and therefore his last concert.
2013-02-22 05:46:37 PM  
1 votes:

Dr.Zom: Do most black people even know who Ted Nugent is?


FTFY.
2013-02-22 05:43:33 PM  
1 votes:

riverwalk barfly: H31N0US: I love sober white men. Sooo funny.

Ted has never had a drug or a drink in his life. As a kid, the way he got high was spinning in circles on the lawn until he fell to the ground from dizziness, this according to him.  I'm not sure that is a healthy alternative to drugs or alcohol.


It's true. John Drake, original lead singer for the Amboy Dukes confirmed it to me personally that Ted never did drugs back when they were in the band together. He was a pussyhound, but didn't get stoned. Ever.
2013-02-22 05:30:55 PM  
1 votes:
Some people only troll the internet.

Ted trolls real life.
2013-02-22 05:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
Satire is supposed to be funny.
2013-02-22 05:25:35 PM  
1 votes:

astro716: Clock Spider Jerusalem: DId this guy use a lot of drugs or was it a head injury?

To his credit, he's strongly anti-drug, and claims to have only ever had 2 beers. Moral: Syphilis is a biatch.


I don't see that as a credit.  I'm pro-drug.
2013-02-22 05:23:46 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-22 05:17:30 PM  
1 votes:
"Cat Scratch Fever" sucked and his career catapulted into a brick wall. He hasn't been relevant since 1977 and there's a difference between your fame as a musician and your outlandish behavior towards Democrats. Why isn't this asshole dead yet?
2013-02-22 05:09:51 PM  
1 votes:

Skyrmion: Wait. Are we sure the Onion A.V. Club isn't also satire?


Only if WND is as well, as they link to his actual article on there.  Although, that would make a lot of people feel better if everyone on WND came out as just being satirical.
2013-02-22 05:08:50 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-02-22 05:07:19 PM  
1 votes:
Wait. Are we sure the Onion A.V. Club isn't also satire?
2013-02-22 05:02:50 PM  
1 votes:
Well if he's so black, maybe he will finally feel comfortable enough to go to  Libertarian wonderland in Somalia.
2013-02-22 05:01:33 PM  
1 votes:
I think Ted's deer meat was a little too gamey.
2013-02-22 03:32:57 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't that asshole dead YET?

/c'mon, pantsloader... your time is running out
 
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