oakleym82: CSB?I was raised Catholic, I was an altar boy, and I was really into my Catholicism. I also worked at my church a few nights per week while in HS stuffing bulletins, answering phones, and doing other secretarial stuff. I lost the faith my senior year*, and only occasionally feel the tinge of Catholic guilt.Our pastor was gay, into gay porn, and into trading gay porn. It all came out when the diocese held some sort of internal investigation. Visting priests would come around and swap gay porn. I don't know what else they did.Anyway the whole point of this is that when all this came out, I guess what was discovered (or at least speculated), was that the church actively recruited gay men into the clergy, because the celibacy that came with the cloth would prevent them from the abomination of homosexual acts. I suppose this is all speculation but it makes sense to me. The gay porn priest at my parish was in the Marine Core during Vietnam, and came back utterly confused./CSB/no, he never touched me. nice enough guy, but kind of an asshole to the "teen workers" when we didn't do some menial secretarial shiat right.//once I was alter-serving for confirmation and the Bishop told me I had the calling. Scary.*I lost the faith completely and instantaneously. It was the Sunday morning after the Saturday night that I lost my virginity. I was sitting on the alter looking out into the congregation during the Homily as the (above) priest was going on about the abhorrence of abortion, euthanasia, the death penalty, and... contraception. Having just committed the ultimate sin the night before, I was feeling pretty shiatty until I looked out into the congregation to observe everyone nodding in agreement with him and noticed each family had one, or maybe two children. Never stopped having sex since. Sex is awesome.
Slaves2Darkness: So, the Pope is Gay.
shortymac: You're can't tell people to not have sex AND not masturbate and have them come out normal.
Nabb1: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Pope Benedict pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
SpdrJay: I always thought that relationship between Palpatine and Vader seemed a little sketch.
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