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(WTOP)   "In a world of smartphones and tablets, food porn has become the more wholesome version of its seedier namesake. Nevermind illicit videos and not-safe-for-work websites -- voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon"   (wtop.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-22 03:49:33 PM  
5 votes:
I only take pictures of food after I'm done with it.
2013-02-22 04:59:15 PM  
4 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
/giggity
2013-02-22 05:45:12 PM  
2 votes:

libranoelrose: Sushi is food art


Sushi is a wasabe delivery device.  Its utility is determined by the fact that it can hold an exactly perfect amount of freakishly tasty yet excruciatingly painful oriental horseradish paste.  Just enough to make you gasp, wheeze, and cry like a orphan sent to bed without dinner, but not enough to make you pass out on the floor.  Sushi is merely the substrate, the Utah and Dover beaches from which the volatile aromatic chemicals launch their assault upon your fearfully quivering nasal passages and sinus cavities.  A cracker would work as well, but there's tradition involved in every form of ritual self-torture, and sushi is no different.
2013-02-22 04:49:07 PM  
2 votes:
FTA:

""I am a huge foodie sometimes I think I should be a critic. I love to cook and I love to share what I enjoy eating," writes Dawn Brower. "

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FARK YOU! Taking pictures of food does not mean you have a good palatte. I farking hate people who think because they don't cook 99% of their meals out of a box, they are practically chefs.

Allrecipes.com is a great example of the cesspool of scum that fking bored housewives who watch food network have become.

"I loved this simple cheeseburger recipe, it was wonderful! Unfortunately, I didn't have ground beef, so I used chicken.  I didn't want it in a full size breast so I cut the chicken into strips.  I didn't have any lettuce so I sauteed some onions and green peppers.  Also, I was out of buns, so I substituted that with tortillas.  It was great, I'll make it again!"
- Sandra in Kansas City: Level: Expert cook
2013-02-22 04:07:04 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: I only take pictures of food after I'm done with it.


Use the fanciest Instagram filters. Retro shiat.
2013-02-22 02:47:39 PM  
2 votes:
You look like a douchebag at a nice restaurant with your cameraphone out.  Your instagram photos are washed out and blurry.  People on facebook think you're a braggart.

I had to tell you what your friends won't.
2013-02-22 05:22:07 PM  
1 votes:

highendmighty: [www.thisismarilyn.com image 326x600]

Cheesecake pics, however, are always welcome and NEVER go out of style.


More appropriate for this thread:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 04:53:05 PM  
1 votes:
I ask: Can there be such a thing as "Porn Overload"?  Something like a photoshop contest with your favorite actress nude, with a tasty cannabis nugget for a necklace, sitting in a '63 Stingray or '69 Targa, doing sexy things with chocolate covered strawberries and bananas!  Can I haz please!
2013-02-22 04:44:32 PM  
1 votes:

ringersol: Rapmaster2000: "You look like a douchebag at a nice restaurant with your cameraphone out."

Also douche-y? Hating on people for liking things you don't like.

Truly, the Internet makes douchebags of us all.


No, that's not douchey at all.  People who like NASCAR, Kim Kardashian, or Applebee's need to be ridiculed.  Also, hated, hating, and hater are terms only used by douchebags.
2013-02-22 04:25:05 PM  
1 votes:

gerbilpox: "But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"


People want simple, one-pot meals they can share with their loved ones.
2013-02-22 04:22:38 PM  
1 votes:

gerbilpox: WASHINGTON - In a world of smartphones and tablets, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. Nevermind VELVEETA TITS and MUSTARD COCKS websites -- NIGELLA LAWSON THREEWAY over pictures of pork F*CKBUTTER.

"Gosh, look at our page hit count! I guess people are really into well-written food stories. Who would have guessed?"

"But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"


I should write for them.
2013-02-22 04:19:36 PM  
1 votes:
WASHINGTON - In a world of smartphones and tablets, food PORN has become the more wholesome version of its seedier namesake. Nevermind ILLICIT VIDEOS and NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK websites -- VOYEURS now DROOL over pictures of pork belly and bacon.

"Gosh, look at our page hit count! I guess people are really into well-written food stories. Who would have guessed?"

"But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"
2013-02-22 04:07:57 PM  
1 votes:
www.cybersalt.org
I ate that pig BEFORE it was even BACON
2013-02-22 04:07:51 PM  
1 votes:
Last time I was in Tim Horton's there was a man farking a bagel. What a creep. He could have had a perfectly nice lemon jelly.
2013-02-22 03:15:35 PM  
1 votes:
No one, and I really do mean NO ONE want to see another farking blurry, underexposed sepia filtered piece of shiat snapshot of your farking eggs, you pretentious douchenozzles.  Didn't your Nannies, because I am assuming your mother was too busy at the Club, tell you not to play with your food?  Just eat it!

/I need to calm down, have some dip.
 
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