Sybarite: I only take pictures of food after I'm done with it.
vudukungfu: This was in today's local paper.pork belly in a mushroom broth, beluga lentils, flax seed and served with a poached eggs.Nothing I can fap to.
NewWorldDan: Fine if you're about to eat something magnificient, but I was at Dairy Queen the other night and some girls in the next booth had to instagram their cheeseburger and fries before they would start eating. Did I mention this was at Dairy Queen?
Clock Spider Jerusalem: Last time I was in Tim Horton's there was a man farking a bagel. What a creep. He could have had a perfectly nice lemon jelly.
Raug the Dwarf: Nothing I can fap to.Then you're not trying hard enough.
xxcorydxx: this is because 'Murrica is a bunch of fat slobs, and the average american culinary creation is better to look at than the average american fat body.yuck.
vudukungfu: Raug the Dwarf: Nothing I can fap to.Then you're not trying hard enough.Dude, it's uncooked bacon with a poached egg for $ 45.Oh, I'll have the uncooked breakfast, smothered in pretension and do over charge me for it, good sir.Fark that.I didn't spend 30 years cooking in class joints to throw away my money now that the foodies are in power.I'll wait for NASCAR to come back into vogue for the masses and watch the prices go down.
dv-ous: Old news.
gerbilpox: WASHINGTON - In a world of smartphones and tablets, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. Nevermind VELVEETA TITS and MUSTARD COCKS websites -- NIGELLA LAWSON THREEWAY over pictures of pork F*CKBUTTER."Gosh, look at our page hit count! I guess people are really into well-written food stories. Who would have guessed?""But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"
gerbilpox: "But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"
MaxxLarge: "...voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon."Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.
Magorn: Carnal and Carnivore have the same Latin root for a reason ya know.
MaxxLarge: Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.
bboy: MaxxLarge: Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.Came here for this, left satisfied.
Raug the Dwarf: The food industry could really do without all the pretentious assholes masquerading as gourmet experts.
ringersol: Rapmaster2000: "You look like a douchebag at a nice restaurant with your cameraphone out."Also douche-y? Hating on people for liking things you don't like.Truly, the Internet makes douchebags of us all.
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