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(WTOP)   "In a world of smartphones and tablets, food porn has become the more wholesome version of its seedier namesake. Nevermind illicit videos and not-safe-for-work websites -- voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon"   (wtop.com) divider line 92
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2013-02-22 02:47:39 PM  
You look like a douchebag at a nice restaurant with your cameraphone out.  Your instagram photos are washed out and blurry.  People on facebook think you're a braggart.

I had to tell you what your friends won't.
 
2013-02-22 03:09:11 PM  
And you're retarded for doing it.
 
2013-02-22 03:15:35 PM  
No one, and I really do mean NO ONE want to see another farking blurry, underexposed sepia filtered piece of shiat snapshot of your farking eggs, you pretentious douchenozzles.  Didn't your Nannies, because I am assuming your mother was too busy at the Club, tell you not to play with your food?  Just eat it!

/I need to calm down, have some dip.
 
2013-02-22 03:49:18 PM  
"...voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon."

www.droidforums.net


Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.
 
2013-02-22 03:49:33 PM  
I only take pictures of food after I'm done with it.
 
2013-02-22 04:05:14 PM  
That's great and all, but you know what I prefer? EATING the damn food instead of looking at it.

What the Hell is wrong with people?
 
2013-02-22 04:07:04 PM  

Sybarite: I only take pictures of food after I'm done with it.


Use the fanciest Instagram filters. Retro shiat.
 
2013-02-22 04:07:09 PM  
Doc, why is my dick orange?
 
2013-02-22 04:07:51 PM  
Last time I was in Tim Horton's there was a man farking a bagel. What a creep. He could have had a perfectly nice lemon jelly.
 
2013-02-22 04:07:57 PM  
www.cybersalt.org
I ate that pig BEFORE it was even BACON
 
2013-02-22 04:08:24 PM  
 This was in today's local paper.

pork belly in a mushroom broth, beluga lentils, flax seed and served with a poached eggs.

Nothing I can fap to.
 
2013-02-22 04:09:39 PM  
Fine if you're about to eat something magnificient, but I was at Dairy Queen the other night and some girls in the next booth had to instagram their cheeseburger and fries before they would start eating.  Did I mention this was at Dairy Queen?
 
2013-02-22 04:10:08 PM  

vudukungfu: This was in today's local paper.

pork belly in a mushroom broth, beluga lentils, flax seed and served with a poached eggs.

Nothing I can fap to.


Then you're not trying hard enough.
 
2013-02-22 04:10:54 PM  

NewWorldDan: Fine if you're about to eat something magnificient, but I was at Dairy Queen the other night and some girls in the next booth had to instagram their cheeseburger and fries before they would start eating.  Did I mention this was at Dairy Queen?


Your profile says MN. This could the reason.
 
2013-02-22 04:12:44 PM  
Foodgawker.com would like a word.
 
GBB
2013-02-22 04:12:55 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Last time I was in Tim Horton's there was a man farking a bagel. What a creep. He could have had a perfectly nice lemon jelly.



It probably WAS a nice lemon jelly.
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-22 04:13:57 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Nothing I can fap to.

Then you're not trying hard enough.


Dude, it's uncooked bacon with a poached egg for $ 45.
Oh, I'll have the uncooked breakfast, smothered in pretension and do over charge me for it, good sir.

Fark that.
I didn't spend 30 years cooking in class joints to throw away my money now that the foodies are in power.
I'll wait for NASCAR to come back into vogue for the masses and watch the prices go down.
 
2013-02-22 04:14:44 PM  
Sushi is food art
 
2013-02-22 04:15:45 PM  
this is because 'Murrica is a bunch of fat slobs, and the average american culinary creation is better to look at than the average american fat body.

yuck.
 
2013-02-22 04:16:02 PM  
Food porn?
Wtf?
 
2013-02-22 04:16:59 PM  

xxcorydxx: this is because 'Murrica is a bunch of fat slobs, and the average american culinary creation is better to look at than the average american fat body.

yuck.


You said american twice.
 
2013-02-22 04:17:47 PM  
images.wikia.com
APPROVES!!!
 
2013-02-22 04:17:47 PM  
Old news.
 
2013-02-22 04:17:48 PM  

vudukungfu: Raug the Dwarf: Nothing I can fap to.

Then you're not trying hard enough.

Dude, it's uncooked bacon with a poached egg for $ 45.
Oh, I'll have the uncooked breakfast, smothered in pretension and do over charge me for it, good sir.

Fark that.
I didn't spend 30 years cooking in class joints to throw away my money now that the foodies are in power.
I'll wait for NASCAR to come back into vogue for the masses and watch the prices go down.


I'll give you that.  The food industry could really do without all the pretentious assholes masquerading as gourmet experts.
 
2013-02-22 04:17:56 PM  
"Foodies" = self-important yuppie larvae with waaaay too much money and time on their hands.

Just eat the stuff and get on with life.
 
2013-02-22 04:18:44 PM  

dv-ous: Old news.


Dang it, me. Preview first:

www.wsdg.com
 
2013-02-22 04:19:36 PM  
WASHINGTON - In a world of smartphones and tablets, food PORN has become the more wholesome version of its seedier namesake. Nevermind ILLICIT VIDEOS and NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK websites -- VOYEURS now DROOL over pictures of pork belly and bacon.

"Gosh, look at our page hit count! I guess people are really into well-written food stories. Who would have guessed?"

"But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"
 
2013-02-22 04:21:37 PM  
Well, the Romans had their vomitoriums, so I guess this is the technological answer.
 
2013-02-22 04:22:38 PM  

gerbilpox: WASHINGTON - In a world of smartphones and tablets, COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS. Nevermind VELVEETA TITS and MUSTARD COCKS websites -- NIGELLA LAWSON THREEWAY over pictures of pork F*CKBUTTER.

"Gosh, look at our page hit count! I guess people are really into well-written food stories. Who would have guessed?"

"But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"


I should write for them.
 
2013-02-22 04:22:52 PM  
The first times I mentioned "car porn" when asked what I was looking at (the Samba website)  I received puzzled looks, then I mentioned it was like "Food Porn" for women, you know the TV shows like Chopped, Hells Kitchen and the host of others!  Car threads on Fark usually turn into 1 part car porn, and two parts flame-on, with just a dash of Troll!
 
2013-02-22 04:25:05 PM  

gerbilpox: "But what's with the searches for 'one cup'?"


People want simple, one-pot meals they can share with their loved ones.
 
2013-02-22 04:25:06 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32qhbqKPsa4  JC Webster accuses Food Network of being "food porn."
 
2013-02-22 04:27:30 PM  
Carnal and Carnivore have the same Latin root for a reason ya know.
 
2013-02-22 04:27:46 PM  

MaxxLarge: "...voyeurs now drool over pictures of pork belly and bacon."



Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.


Not necesarily
 
2013-02-22 04:29:06 PM  
Rapmaster2000: "You look like a douchebag at a nice restaurant with your cameraphone out."

Also douche-y? Hating on people for liking things you don't like.

Truly, the Internet makes douchebags of us all.
 
2013-02-22 04:29:11 PM  

Magorn: Carnal and Carnivore have the same Latin root for a reason ya know.


Flesh. It means flesh. Not "fark this potroast".
 
2013-02-22 04:29:29 PM  

MaxxLarge: Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.


Came here for this, left satisfied.
 
2013-02-22 04:31:24 PM  
Food as a fetish is the mark of an unfulfilled life. They have realized that being a consumer, of food no less, is the extent of their contribution to the world and they've decided to make their stand there.  No one with a satisfying professional or personal life is busting their zipper at the notion of getting to eat a 300 dollar truffle.
 
2013-02-22 04:31:42 PM  

bboy: MaxxLarge: Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.

Came here for this, left satisfied.


Bacon is pork belly but pork belly is not always bacon
 
2013-02-22 04:32:06 PM  
I work with a couple of these so-called "foodies". They are worse than any beer snob or hipster neck-beard I have ever had the misfortune of being around.

/The food you eat is special and comes from all over the friggin world I get it already......BORING!
 
2013-02-22 04:32:41 PM  
More wholesome?
Nothing is wrong with sex, but there's plenty of things wrong with the obesity epidemic.
 
2013-02-22 04:34:59 PM  
If I hear or read that word foodie one more time.....
 
2013-02-22 04:42:03 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: The food industry could really do without all the pretentious assholes masquerading as gourmet experts.


How does Burlington Vermont get up for 3 James Beard awards in one year?
When I can find better restaurants in frikking Montgomery?
Oh, yeah, It's been so long since I was in the biz, I forgot it is who's dick is in your chef's mouth.


Try the Belfry sometime.
 
2013-02-22 04:42:25 PM  

Sybarite: I only take pictures of food after I'm done with it.


I bet that Facebook album made a splash!
 
2013-02-22 04:44:32 PM  

ringersol: Rapmaster2000: "You look like a douchebag at a nice restaurant with your cameraphone out."

Also douche-y? Hating on people for liking things you don't like.

Truly, the Internet makes douchebags of us all.


No, that's not douchey at all.  People who like NASCAR, Kim Kardashian, or Applebee's need to be ridiculed.  Also, hated, hating, and hater are terms only used by douchebags.
 
kab
2013-02-22 04:44:43 PM  
FTA: "foodstagraming"

The pictures aren't nearly as bad as the retarded farking catch-phrases that are being created to describe them.
 
2013-02-22 04:46:39 PM  

dv-ous: Old news.


Well it is WTOP.  Average broadcaster age is probably around 50.
 
2013-02-22 04:49:07 PM  
FTA:

""I am a huge foodie sometimes I think I should be a critic. I love to cook and I love to share what I enjoy eating," writes Dawn Brower. "

---

FARK YOU! Taking pictures of food does not mean you have a good palatte. I farking hate people who think because they don't cook 99% of their meals out of a box, they are practically chefs.

Allrecipes.com is a great example of the cesspool of scum that fking bored housewives who watch food network have become.

"I loved this simple cheeseburger recipe, it was wonderful! Unfortunately, I didn't have ground beef, so I used chicken.  I didn't want it in a full size breast so I cut the chicken into strips.  I didn't have any lettuce so I sauteed some onions and green peppers.  Also, I was out of buns, so I substituted that with tortillas.  It was great, I'll make it again!"
- Sandra in Kansas City: Level: Expert cook
 
2013-02-22 04:53:05 PM  
I ask: Can there be such a thing as "Porn Overload"?  Something like a photoshop contest with your favorite actress nude, with a tasty cannabis nugget for a necklace, sitting in a '63 Stingray or '69 Targa, doing sexy things with chocolate covered strawberries and bananas!  Can I haz please!
 
2013-02-22 04:55:33 PM  

MaxxLarge: Bacon IS pork belly, stupid-head.



Do you know how I can tell you aren't a foodie?
 
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