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(Slate)   "We are not A-cup Americans and DD-cup Americans. We are all just Americans, who love breasts"   (slate.com) divider line 80
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2013-02-22 03:58:04 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 02:25:17 PM  
5 votes:
  Bookmark
Bookmark
Bookmark
  Bookmark
2013-02-22 02:24:18 PM  
5 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 11:34:08 AM  
5 votes:
I do love boobs. God help me, I do.
2013-02-22 03:06:31 PM  
4 votes:
There is a revolution happening in my pants.  An uprising if you will
2013-02-22 03:03:46 PM  
4 votes:
(Grasping)   i17.photobucket.com    20 Of The Dirtiest Pussies In Hollywood, Which Is Actually a Link    (Featured Partner)
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2013-02-22 02:45:20 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com/">
2013-02-22 01:25:33 PM  
4 votes:
www.nerdist.com
Can't talk...Boobies.
2013-02-22 02:32:53 PM  
3 votes:

MrBallou: I hate the plastic ones though. What's the point?


That would be the nipple, MrBallou.

/sorry
//needed a bookmark
2013-02-22 02:26:19 PM  
3 votes:
I love BoooBies and   faithbaptistbolivar.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 02:10:53 PM  
3 votes:
Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
2013-02-22 02:07:01 PM  
3 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 11:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
I was supposed to work on my thesis paper starting at like...2pm...

...and then...I...I don't know...it was like a vortex...and I kept scrolling...and...I need an adult.

Or many adults. With breasts. Well-breasted female adults.

Wtf was I talking about? Where am I?
2013-02-22 07:04:57 PM  
2 votes:
mw2.google.com
2013-02-22 04:48:24 PM  
2 votes:

Uisce Beatha: What a perfect Friday thread for my last Friday in the USA for a while


So... tits and GTFO?
2013-02-22 03:45:53 PM  
2 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Between all the pleas of "Be cool, guys, we want to keep this thread going. JUST BE COOL, MAN" and nonchalant "hey awesome thread, gonna go spank it now, brb," you guys are cracking me the fark up.


Maintain, stay cool, maintain, dude...okay...DAMMIT THERE GO THE PANTS
2013-02-22 03:15:58 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com


Am I doing it right?
2013-02-22 02:44:28 PM  
2 votes:

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Woohoo! I only fall into #4!

Seriously, any man who can't appreciate GOOD large breasts and a good-looking woman is has no right to carry their man card. If your  preference is smaller breasts for one reason or another well that's just fine. But if you mean to say that you don't even notice a perfect rack when you see one you're likely a eunuch. Possibly in the figurative sense, may as well go literal though. "I prefer girls with small breasts" equates to either A) guy totally whipped (or self-whipped) by a woman of limited endowment or B) "I think I'm sensitive and understand true beauty" guy.

But for the record, real perfect (or exquisite) breasts top massive fakes any day.

Now, ON WITH THE Boobies!

Fake boobs done wrong:
www.failepicfail.com
2013-02-22 02:29:59 PM  
2 votes:

MayoBoy: Don't forget some for our friends in Mississippi and Alabama


Holy crap. So many rolls... can't unsee that. Where's my eye bleach?
2013-02-22 02:15:45 PM  
2 votes:
Great proofreading there, author

"In part, what's changed is that the FDA allowed silicon breast implants back onto the market in 2006 "

Silicon:
www.chemicool.com

Silicone:
media.npr.org
2013-02-22 02:06:11 PM  
2 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
2013-02-22 02:03:53 PM  
2 votes:
No boobies in the Boobies?

milleralex.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 01:59:41 PM  
2 votes:
you seen one set of boobs,

you want to see them all


Paraphrasing Ron White
2013-02-22 01:58:16 PM  
2 votes:
Boobmark
2013-02-22 01:23:12 PM  
2 votes:
Friday boob thread FTW!

Let's get this party started.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
2013-02-22 11:31:49 AM  
2 votes:
God Bless America
2013-02-25 11:42:19 AM  
1 votes:
oh look! This thread hasn't been closed yet!!

img11.imageshack.us
2013-02-23 05:25:52 AM  
1 votes:
Real or fake?  Not even a question.

jorntheyounger.com jorntheyounger.comjorntheyounger.com
2013-02-23 01:47:02 AM  
1 votes:
and for the record:

moss covered three handled 36D gredunza
2013-02-23 12:00:17 AM  
1 votes:

Gawdzila: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well I am an adult although I don't know about the well-breasted part, I am a member of the IBTC ; )

No, you're a member of the IBPTC (P is for Pretty) ;)


Ah, blush : ) Might as well show since it's been a while ; )
farm8.staticflickr.com
/Wut? : )
2013-02-22 11:47:09 PM  
1 votes:
gagpress.com

gagpress.com

gagpress.com
2013-02-22 08:29:42 PM  
1 votes:

Verdelak: I have a theory that Farkettes can totally compete with what has been posted her today and my EIP is there to prove it :)


Some of us have already represented, yo.
2013-02-22 08:02:51 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-02-22 07:19:25 PM  
1 votes:
thechive.files.wordpress.comassets.diylol.com
2013-02-22 06:55:55 PM  
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Never understood the appeal. sack of fat and gristle hanging of an otherwise sevlte and athletic female are disturbing. the cooch is nice and neatly tucked away, but udders are an aesthetic mismatch to the anatomy.


3/10

You need to work harder to sell it.
2013-02-22 06:24:20 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-22 05:53:48 PM  
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Since someone mentioned getting to 500 with putrescent and I managed to create a big gap in the pictures, here's some help while I take a break from work.

[i47.tinypic.com image 850x850]


Dude, you got #500.  I was too slow.

/runs away crying
//with a boner
///STOP STARING AT ME!
2013-02-22 05:02:25 PM  
1 votes:
i195.photobucket.com
My humble contribution to BOOBS!
2013-02-22 04:57:43 PM  
1 votes:
kaispace.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 04:34:57 PM  
1 votes:
Clock Spider Jerusalem
The best part about implants is a girl can pay a a few thousand dollars & in return be treated like she is much sexier, lovable, & worth more than she was before. Plus it's like one of those coupon books where the price of the book is much less than all the free shiat you get in return. Plus Americans think a normal breast shape is a sphere and there's no way to convince them the natural shape isn't a deformity.
Verdict : Americans love stretched out farked up numb nipp

...yet another of those "natural" fetishists.

whatever

You think women are unfarkable unless someone has stuffed a couple plastic sacks in their delicious titties. You monster. You probably jerk off thinking about when they got sliced open. You sick fark. You're worse than Gerald Ford.


You seem to have some strange hang-up. Why not seek help elsewhere?
2013-02-22 04:33:24 PM  
1 votes:
Hey guys, can we please stop objectifying women?
2013-02-22 04:12:37 PM  
1 votes:

DoctorOfLove: Amazingly NSFW


Rocket tits!
2013-02-22 03:48:00 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

way off the mark.


He's posted that shiat many times before. Then he bounces around in his seat like a mongoloid child at Burger King who just got a paper crown while waiting for replies. "I A TROLL ON INTERNETZ LOLOLOL"
2013-02-22 03:39:55 PM  
1 votes:
i100.photobucket.com

i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 03:34:29 PM  
1 votes:
www.watchingthenet.com
2013-02-22 03:28:35 PM  
1 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:18:15 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-22 03:09:44 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: Yay boobs. I hate the plastic ones though. What's the point? You might as well fondle a blowup doll.


This.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Plastic boobs look nice, but they just don't feel right


Also this.

Pro-tip ladies: Most men would rather play with what God gave you than a Nerf pair.
2013-02-22 03:09:24 PM  
1 votes:
Not a bookmark...

i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 03:05:26 PM  
1 votes:
Just a heads-up, thanks to those of you in this thread who are posting safe for work stuff inline and linking stuff that's over the line.

Want to keep this thread live, so if any of you are posting a pic that might be borderline, would you please link it with an NSFW warning? This is a great thread and want to keep it that way.
2013-02-22 03:00:41 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 02:56:39 PM  
1 votes:
I hear there is a dog in this picture.

img849.imageshack.us

I'll be damned I can find it
2013-02-22 02:51:36 PM  
1 votes:

slykens1: cowgirl toffee: Hi. Is this the thread where I complain about how big my boobs are and how difficult is is to find brs that fit?

Only if you have ads in your profile you profit from. :)


Oh... my... god.  You are a genius!
2013-02-22 02:48:03 PM  
1 votes:
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:

Fake boobs done wrong:
[www.failepicfail.com image 336x441]


Those aren't fake.  They're just so aweome that they've disrupted the space-time continuum
2013-02-22 02:40:54 PM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: Contrabulous Flabtraption

Yeah, about 6 of those are NSFW.  4 for sure.
Your post, while awesome, also broke the "don't post an entire wall of boobies" rule.

Keep it inside of the NSFW rules people!

/don't want an epic thread deleted


The Gospel According to Drew

Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks
going out of control posting boobies pictures in boob-related threads. At some
point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 bikini pics
probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we
don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the
moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to
be posting boobs pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and
wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this
is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should
dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on
2013-02-22 02:36:56 PM  
1 votes:
i733.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:36:01 PM  
1 votes:
logieal:


i521.photobucket.com

Here, then, grin from ear to ear

chicitysportsfan.com
2013-02-22 02:35:03 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

APPROVES
2013-02-22 02:33:05 PM  
1 votes:
We find these boobs to be self-awesome. That all tatas are created awesome. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain jiggliness. With lungs and jugs for all. Amen.
2013-02-22 02:32:55 PM  
1 votes:
i521.photobucket.com

Some oldies but goodies

i521.photobucket.com

i521.photobucket.com

i521.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:25:32 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-22 02:22:07 PM  
1 votes:
Many kittens will die because of this thread.
2013-02-22 02:19:05 PM  
1 votes:

Good Behavior Day: The local weekly puts this on their front cover, and now this thread.

[www.olmstedcountyjournal.com image 200x300]

This more than makes up for a bummer of a week.



I'd say this is starting to look like...[puts on sunglasses]
...the breast week ever.
2013-02-22 02:18:57 PM  
1 votes:
You know, I've been a good bear this week.  I really, really have.  I didn't even get all grumpy and sour when the E.F.B.F.H. (Evil Farking Boss From Hades) set himself up right outside my office door for two days straight.  I think I deserve a good Friday Boobies thread.

Also, BIE?  My EIP.  Please?  *big, sad bear eyes*
2013-02-22 02:18:11 PM  
1 votes:
Everybody loves boobies. Men, women, children. EVERYBODY.

They look awesome, feel awesome, provide food, entertainment, a place to rest your head...

If you don't love boobies, there's something wrong with you, not the rest of us.
2013-02-22 02:16:08 PM  
1 votes:
i100.photobucket.com

mmmmmmmmmm........
2013-02-22 02:11:36 PM  
1 votes:

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


way off the mark.
2013-02-22 02:11:02 PM  
1 votes:
One of my favorite Fark boobie pics of all times
i219.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:08:27 PM  
1 votes:
Something about Kate Upton:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Make me want to:

i4.ytimg.com
2013-02-22 02:06:11 PM  
1 votes:
God bless them, every two!
2013-02-22 02:04:57 PM  
1 votes:
As a wise man once said while explaining his love of ample posteriors, "Silicone parts are made for toys."

www.gannett-cdn.com
2013-02-22 02:03:31 PM  
1 votes:
The breast things in life are free.
2013-02-22 02:02:57 PM  
1 votes:
www.musicnotes.com
2013-02-22 02:02:37 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-22 02:01:43 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: Friday boob thread FTW!

Let's get this party started.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


You Sir deserve a prize of some kind.  Those were awesome.

/I will be back to see where this goes.
2013-02-22 01:59:46 PM  
1 votes:
Leaving a comment so I may keep abreast of this thread as the day progresses.
2013-02-22 01:58:15 PM  
1 votes:
Just remember the most important rule: If you can touch them, they're real.
2013-02-22 01:58:04 PM  
1 votes:
If loving tits is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
2013-02-22 12:39:57 PM  
1 votes:
I do love A or B cups though.  The occasional C is nice, too.
2013-02-22 11:53:10 AM  
1 votes:
can i get an amen!
 
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