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(Slate)   "We are not A-cup Americans and DD-cup Americans. We are all just Americans, who love breasts"   (slate.com ) divider line
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2013-02-22 01:58:15 PM  
5 votes:
Just remember the most important rule: If you can touch them, they're real.
2013-02-22 01:01:23 PM  
5 votes:
Yay boobs. I hate the plastic ones though. What's the point? You might as well fondle a blowup doll.
2013-02-22 03:42:40 PM  
4 votes:
This thread's also healthy. Who knew?

bobcargill.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 02:18:08 PM  
4 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:02:37 PM  
4 votes:
2013-02-22 01:23:12 PM  
4 votes:
Friday boob thread FTW!

Let's get this party started.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
2013-02-22 03:14:24 PM  
3 votes:
img713.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:05:26 PM  
3 votes:
Just a heads-up, thanks to those of you in this thread who are posting safe for work stuff inline and linking stuff that's over the line.

Want to keep this thread live, so if any of you are posting a pic that might be borderline, would you please link it with an NSFW warning? This is a great thread and want to keep it that way.
2013-02-22 02:49:51 PM  
3 votes:

LLGames: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 446x640]

Bingo! Love me a smiling redhead.


i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:48:26 PM  
3 votes:
i56.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:44:54 PM  
3 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:39:17 PM  
3 votes:
img824.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:38:55 PM  
3 votes:
i100.photobucket.com

i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:26:44 PM  
3 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:25:17 PM  
3 votes:
  Bookmark
Bookmark
Bookmark
  Bookmark
2013-02-22 02:23:03 PM  
3 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:18:15 PM  
3 votes:

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


1. No 2. Yes 3. No 4. No 5. Hell no 6. No 7. almost daily 8. No 9. Never 10. Absolutely.

And yes, i prefer petite women with small, pert boobs.
2013-02-22 02:16:57 PM  
3 votes:
Gives me an excuse to post Jessica Nigri pics.

distractotech.com

www.starnostar.com

theunpaidgamers.files.wordpress.com

Aaaand, Vanessa Zotth

img001.lazygirls.info

img001.lazygirls.info
2013-02-22 02:15:45 PM  
3 votes:
Great proofreading there, author

"In part, what's changed is that the FDA allowed silicon breast implants back onto the market in 2006 "

Silicon:
www.chemicool.com

Silicone:
media.npr.org
2013-02-22 02:05:06 PM  
3 votes:

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

2013-02-22 02:04:57 PM  
3 votes:
As a wise man once said while explaining his love of ample posteriors, "Silicone parts are made for toys."

www.gannett-cdn.com
2013-02-22 02:04:49 PM  
3 votes:

blatz514: One more..

[wfiles.brothersoft.com image 850x637]


I see you are doing good works today, let me help:

i1197.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:03:56 PM  
3 votes:
thechive.files.wordpress.com
/hot
//so very hot
2013-02-22 02:03:53 PM  
3 votes:
No boobies in the Boobies?

milleralex.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 01:58:36 PM  
3 votes:
Even if the linked articles have to be of the SFW variety, can't we bring back the img1.fark.net tag?
2013-02-22 01:39:32 PM  
3 votes:
One more..

wfiles.brothersoft.com
2013-02-22 01:30:02 PM  
3 votes:
All natural folks..

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-22 11:48:41 AM  
3 votes:
It's Friday, Mods.  We've been good.

pleasepleasepleaseplease
2013-02-22 11:34:08 AM  
3 votes:
I do love boobs. God help me, I do.
2013-02-22 11:58:23 PM  
2 votes:
texdent: gagpress.com

Call me a dirty liberal if you want, but these "you're gay" and "gay test" things are starting to bother me. I'm not even gay, but what if I was? Or what if I just saw a shiatload of pictures of hot chicks, blew my load, then decided to read some text below a picture?

Especially when you say something and somebody says, "Bad news, bro...you're gay." I mean that type of person wouldn't type in perfect grammar like I did, but it's just stupid.

It's like saying, "Bad news bro, you like spinach."
2013-02-22 05:02:25 PM  
2 votes:
i195.photobucket.com
My humble contribution to BOOBS!
2013-02-22 04:52:20 PM  
2 votes:
i1126.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 04:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
A great thread to enjoy while laid up in recovery in hospital.

The best cure for what ails anyone is more tits.
2013-02-22 03:50:56 PM  
2 votes:
www.thesmokingjacket.com
2013-02-22 03:50:37 PM  
2 votes:
img24.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
img839.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:49:51 PM  
2 votes:
i54.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:49:18 PM  
2 votes:
i849.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 03:49:17 PM  
2 votes:
img267.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:48:39 PM  
2 votes:
img826.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:48:01 PM  
2 votes:
img46.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 03:39:55 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com

i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 03:39:49 PM  
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:33:50 PM  
2 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:33:39 PM  
2 votes:
halloftheblackdragon.com
2013-02-22 03:30:22 PM  
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:28:35 PM  
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:27:58 PM  
2 votes:

jim32rr: Ray Charles is singing America The Beautiful as I scroll through .... USA, USA


www.quickbust.org
2013-02-22 03:27:06 PM  
2 votes:
img706.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:26:22 PM  
2 votes:
img72.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:26:12 PM  
2 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:25:42 PM  
2 votes:
img195.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:25:05 PM  
2 votes:
img855.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:24:27 PM  
2 votes:
img856.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:23:52 PM  
2 votes:
img715.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:23:12 PM  
2 votes:
img837.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:22:26 PM  
2 votes:
img341.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:21:37 PM  
2 votes:
i29.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:20:55 PM  
2 votes:
Summing up this thread ...

www.bestbreastenhancement.co.uk
2013-02-22 03:20:47 PM  
2 votes:
img825.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:19:36 PM  
2 votes:
img152.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:19:24 PM  
2 votes:
i31.tinypic.com
"Boobies... boobies."

i43.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:18:45 PM  
2 votes:
img201.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:18:45 PM  
2 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com
2013-02-22 03:17:10 PM  
2 votes:
i36.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:16:23 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 03:15:12 PM  
2 votes:
i54.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:15:02 PM  
2 votes:
img849.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:13:30 PM  
2 votes:
i54.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:13:20 PM  
2 votes:
img401.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:12:42 PM  
2 votes:
img202.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:12:28 PM  
2 votes:
i56.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:12:07 PM  
2 votes:
img32.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:10:52 PM  
2 votes:
img43.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:10:41 PM  
2 votes:
i53.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:09:44 PM  
2 votes:

MrBallou: Yay boobs. I hate the plastic ones though. What's the point? You might as well fondle a blowup doll.


This.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Plastic boobs look nice, but they just don't feel right


Also this.

Pro-tip ladies: Most men would rather play with what God gave you than a Nerf pair.
2013-02-22 03:08:03 PM  
2 votes:
i56.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:07:11 PM  
2 votes:
img62.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:06:04 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 03:03:35 PM  
2 votes:
i54.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:03:14 PM  
2 votes:
img46.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:02:35 PM  
2 votes:
img829.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:02:32 PM  
2 votes:
i52.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:01:40 PM  
2 votes:
img685.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:00:50 PM  
2 votes:
i2.listal.com

www.vidigy.com
2013-02-22 03:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 02:59:22 PM  
2 votes:
i1057.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:58:30 PM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 02:58:27 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com

i100.photobucket.com

i100.photobucket.com

need to get back to work.
2013-02-22 02:57:23 PM  
2 votes:
i56.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:55:34 PM  
2 votes:
i54.tinypic.com
i53.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:55:15 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:54:55 PM  
2 votes:
img341.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:54:18 PM  
2 votes:
img341.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:53:11 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-22 02:52:44 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:51:01 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:50:15 PM  
2 votes:
i56.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:49:38 PM  
2 votes:

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]


Great googa mooga. Well played.

Also:

NSFW

PNSFW

PNSFW

PNSFW

xrayskd2000.files.wordpress.com

movie-trailer.co
2013-02-22 02:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:48:02 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:47:10 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:46:44 PM  
2 votes:
i53.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:45:41 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:45:20 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com/">
2013-02-22 02:44:15 PM  
2 votes:
i51.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:43:56 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:40:06 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-22 02:39:43 PM  
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img826.imageshack.us image 500x375]


A little too muscular for those things to be real. The real muscular and fit women I've met IRL do not have large breasts.

Youth >> large breasts. Give me a smiling, happy, smart young woman with an A cup over some demanding, pre-menopausal middle-aged monster with big tits.
2013-02-22 02:39:26 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 02:37:32 PM  
2 votes:
i55.tinypic.com

i52.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 02:36:26 PM  
2 votes:
img826.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:36:00 PM  
2 votes:

Elegy: NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


Bravo. I don't understand why these GIFs are hotter than videos online that anyone can watch. But they are
2013-02-22 02:35:46 PM  
2 votes:
img826.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
i521.photobucket.com

Some oldies but goodies

i521.photobucket.com

i521.photobucket.com

i521.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:32:42 PM  
2 votes:
i51.tinypic.com

A rare SFW pic taken by me... don't worry, I took plenty of NSFW pics of her, too.
2013-02-22 02:28:57 PM  
2 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:25:26 PM  
2 votes:
I have b cups right now due to a bunch of weight loss. Always had a c before that. When I get pregnant they go d and breastfeeding I had to buy an f before. Those were some scary boobs. I like my real boobies. I would never get them altered by surgery. The nice thing about b-c boobs is that even after all the kids they are where they should be and not down to my knees.

/never understood fake boobies
//boobies are perfect and beautiful the way they are.
2013-02-22 02:24:35 PM  
2 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:24:18 PM  
2 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:22:05 PM  
2 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:20:41 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-22 02:20:25 PM  
2 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:18:11 PM  
2 votes:
Everybody loves boobies. Men, women, children. EVERYBODY.

They look awesome, feel awesome, provide food, entertainment, a place to rest your head...

If you don't love boobies, there's something wrong with you, not the rest of us.
2013-02-22 02:16:08 PM  
2 votes:
i100.photobucket.com

mmmmmmmmmm........
2013-02-22 02:15:24 PM  
2 votes:
I am a DD Cup American. And proud of it. So many people don't like to sexualize who they are, but I see nothing wrong with it. I can be proud of my tits and not be a whore. I can also tastefully emphasize them without having to dress like a tramp.

/luvs some boobies
2013-02-22 02:11:02 PM  
2 votes:
One of my favorite Fark boobie pics of all times
i219.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:04:05 PM  
2 votes:
media1.policymic.com
2013-02-22 01:58:04 PM  
2 votes:
If loving tits is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
2013-02-22 11:31:49 AM  
2 votes:
God Bless America
2013-02-24 01:19:55 AM  
1 vote:
Sweet, Rousey is hot :D

a.espncdn.comi755.photobucket.com
2013-02-23 09:07:47 PM  
1 vote:

Ross E. Krushan: Anastacya: I am a DD Cup American. And proud of it. So many people don't like to sexualize who they are, but I see nothing wrong with it. I can be proud of my tits and not be a whore. I can also tastefully emphasize them without having to dress like a tramp.

/luvs some boobies

You sound like a mega Attention Whore. What do you want to boost your obviously shiatty self esteem? Some basement dweller jerkoff artists to say "How ya doing/BIE?" Yeah, collect a few of those on FARK and then you can go about your crappy, lonely, leg-spreading life feeling just a little superior.


Being an attention whore is still 10x better than being an insufferable mean-spirited a**hole.
2013-02-22 11:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
gagpress.com

gagpress.com

gagpress.com
2013-02-22 08:41:09 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 06:32:45 PM  
1 vote:
lh3.googleusercontent.com
2013-02-22 05:44:14 PM  
1 vote:

cyberspacedout: Even if the linked articles have to be of the SFW variety, can't we bring back the [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag?


uh, it's called www.foobies.com
2013-02-22 05:13:50 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt.Zim: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Yay, THM! It's almost like old-home week...

But seriously, teh frack is going on with Photobucket and Verizon?


Are you saying I'm old :P

No clue I gave up of Photobucket it was doing weird things and I really need to find a new image host.

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 05:04:08 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 04:54:41 PM  
1 vote:

poot_rootbeer: Uisce Beatha: What a perfect Friday thread for my last Friday in the USA for a while

So... tits and GTFO?


Exactly.

img14.imageshack.us

/Not gonna post in this thread without adding at least a pic per post
//Would hate to disappoint the Stealthy Hippo
2013-02-22 04:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
i45.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 04:23:53 PM  
1 vote:
i45.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 04:21:12 PM  
1 vote:

Clock Spider Jerusalem: idsfa: [img811.imageshack.us image 450x600]

BIE? EIP.

Mmm. Her. Her and acidhead scientist are why I watched that show. She did not get naked very much.


Fine.  If the frog won't host it ...

i259.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 04:20:57 PM  
1 vote:
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-02-22 04:20:21 PM  
1 vote:
www1.pictures.stylebistro.com
2013-02-22 04:10:00 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 04:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

img46.imageshack.us
                                              www.englishgraphic.com

2013-02-22 03:58:18 PM  
1 vote:
Boobs are two of my favorite things.

i54.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:58:04 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com

2013-02-22 03:57:24 PM  
1 vote:
images.askmen.com
2013-02-22 03:56:50 PM  
1 vote:
i56.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:56:47 PM  
1 vote:
I'm back...stupid work got in the way.  Where did I leave off...

wfiles.brothersoft.com
2013-02-22 03:53:36 PM  
1 vote:
i53.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:52:12 PM  
1 vote:

Elegy: NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


You're doing amazing work today.

/bookmark
2013-02-22 03:48:00 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

way off the mark.


He's posted that shiat many times before. Then he bounces around in his seat like a mongoloid child at Burger King who just got a paper crown while waiting for replies. "I A TROLL ON INTERNETZ LOLOLOL"
2013-02-22 03:45:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'm a perky firm full 32 A cup and I'm just fine with that and so is the boyfriend. I'm a petite woman and would look off if I had C cups. And here's a lesson on cup sizes that a lot of people do not know: an A is larger than an AA and an AA is larger than a AAA. This rings true with all the sizes; so a C is larger than a CC and a CC is larger than a CCC. A lot of people think the opposite. So if a woman tells you she is a AAA, she is basically flat chested. It is especially easy to tell that cup sizes get larger with less letters if you compare A cups in the store.
2013-02-22 03:44:57 PM  
1 vote:
Some stuff from last Friday's boob thread, apologies if you're an afficianado and have seen it before.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 03:40:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.ibtimes.com
2013-02-22 03:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
I like big boobies when they are real, not silly cones.
2013-02-22 03:25:33 PM  
1 vote:
i43.tinypic.com
2013-02-22 03:24:39 PM  
1 vote:
i100.photobucket.com
really need to work...
2013-02-22 03:23:53 PM  
1 vote:
i100.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 03:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 03:17:36 PM  
1 vote:
This one has been 'shooped into SFW land, I think

24.media.tumblr.com

/last one for now
//boo, work
2013-02-22 03:17:09 PM  
1 vote:

thisisyourbrainonFark: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x522]


I has a sudden sugar craving.
2013-02-22 03:15:45 PM  
1 vote:
img805.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:14:43 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 03:13:35 PM  
1 vote:
img.ibtimes.com
2013-02-22 03:11:28 PM  
1 vote:
img22.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:10:31 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 03:09:24 PM  
1 vote:
Not a bookmark...

i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 03:07:48 PM  
1 vote:
img96.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 03:04:20 PM  
1 vote:

Christian Bale: even Sasha Grey, one of the most famous porn stars of the past decade, eschews the giant-and-fake look for more petite and natural-looking breasts.


Considering that the most common cup size for women in porn is a B cup, that shouldn't be a surprise. But since we blame the media for everything wrong with the universe, it's not surprising that they're surprised.


B-cup may be the most common, but there's plenty of niche porn for XXL (both real and painfully, obviously fake), and almost none for AA-cup and smaller.  Anyone else hate hearing A-to-B-cups being referred to as a flat chest?

Fun fact: smaller breasts tend to have more sensitive nipples.

/Yes I have a thing for small, but if they're real I like them all!
//Any AA-cup or smaller Farkettes willing to generously share BIE?
///EIP
2013-02-22 03:03:46 PM  
1 vote:
(Grasping)   i17.photobucket.com    20 Of The Dirtiest Pussies In Hollywood, Which Is Actually a Link    (Featured Partner)
                                      to a Slideshow of Unbathed Cats in Encino, Which, by Trying
                                      to Appeal to Prurient Intrest We Hope You Will Click...
2013-02-22 03:01:39 PM  
1 vote:
Contrabulous Flabtraption:

There's too many rules and too much ambiguity. I know my post is certainly not even close to 100 pictures and I rarely post pics in these threads anyway. Just happened upon this stash the other day. Report if you like though.

Totally agree on the ambiguity. (see fark handle)
Just trying to give posters some guidelines.  Once a pic that is likely over the line gets posted, others see it and think the mods feel that it is acceptable.
Mods aren't everwhere all the time.  Sometimes a NSFF (not safe for Fark) pic will be left up for an hour before getting pulled.  Then the thread gets flooded with NSFW images, then the thread gets deleted, and I has a sad.
2013-02-22 03:01:03 PM  
1 vote:
imworld.aufeminin.com
2013-02-22 03:01:01 PM  
1 vote:
img20.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
img585.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:57:24 PM  
1 vote:

Banned on the Run: a perfect B (NSFW)


i307.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:56:39 PM  
1 vote:
I hear there is a dog in this picture.

img849.imageshack.us

I'll be damned I can find it
2013-02-22 02:55:33 PM  
1 vote:
img255.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:53:37 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt.Zim: DirkTheDaring: http://imageshack.us/a/img689/5447/freckled.jpg  NSFW

Dirk, you are a $deity among men.

// As a photographer, I must get off my lazy arse and learn more about this NaP thing...


Dude, you HAVE to go there, at least once. It's the second most fun you can have while naked, and pretty much causes the first most to happen afterward.
2013-02-22 02:53:30 PM  
1 vote:

Mr_Fabulous: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]

[i.imgur.com image 850x565]
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[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
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[i.imgur.com image 480x720]
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[i.imgur.com image 300x425]
[i.imgur.com image 800x600]
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[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
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[i.imgur.com image 850x566]
[i.imgur.com image 540x720]
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Jesus fark, man.


No shiat, I think he broke the Internet. My contribution:

images.popoq.com
2013-02-22 02:50:50 PM  
1 vote:

Banned on the Run: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x655]


Who the hell is that:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 02:50:06 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 02:44:28 PM  
1 vote:

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Woohoo! I only fall into #4!

Seriously, any man who can't appreciate GOOD large breasts and a good-looking woman is has no right to carry their man card. If your  preference is smaller breasts for one reason or another well that's just fine. But if you mean to say that you don't even notice a perfect rack when you see one you're likely a eunuch. Possibly in the figurative sense, may as well go literal though. "I prefer girls with small breasts" equates to either A) guy totally whipped (or self-whipped) by a woman of limited endowment or B) "I think I'm sensitive and understand true beauty" guy.

But for the record, real perfect (or exquisite) breasts top massive fakes any day.

Now, ON WITH THE Boobies!

Fake boobs done wrong:
www.failepicfail.com
2013-02-22 02:41:28 PM  
1 vote:
Hi. Is this the thread where I complain about how big my boobs are and how difficult is is to find brs that fit?
2013-02-22 02:40:54 PM  
1 vote:

Banned on the Run: Contrabulous Flabtraption

Yeah, about 6 of those are NSFW.  4 for sure.
Your post, while awesome, also broke the "don't post an entire wall of boobies" rule.

Keep it inside of the NSFW rules people!

/don't want an epic thread deleted


The Gospel According to Drew

Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks
going out of control posting boobies pictures in boob-related threads. At some
point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 bikini pics
probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we
don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the
moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to
be posting boobs pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and
wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this
is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should
dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on
2013-02-22 02:40:47 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-22 02:38:27 PM  
1 vote:
img838.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:37:41 PM  
1 vote:
img856.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:37:13 PM  
1 vote:
Contrabulous Flabtraption

Yeah, about 6 of those are NSFW.  4 for sure.
Your post, while awesome, also broke the "don't post an entire wall of boobies" rule.

Keep it inside of the NSFW rules people!

/don't want an epic thread deleted
2013-02-22 02:37:02 PM  
1 vote:
img801.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:36:07 PM  
1 vote:
Every morning, I wake up to the sight of my girlfriend's magnificent Mexican 36Ds and I thank the Almighty for love.
2013-02-22 02:35:09 PM  
1 vote:
img833.imageshack.us
2013-02-22 02:33:05 PM  
1 vote:
We find these boobs to be self-awesome. That all tatas are created awesome. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain jiggliness. With lungs and jugs for all. Amen.
2013-02-22 02:25:32 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-22 02:22:07 PM  
1 vote:
Many kittens will die because of this thread.
2013-02-22 02:20:26 PM  
1 vote:
Real boobs = awe hells yeah.

Fake boobs = not with a 10-foot pole.

/that is all.
2013-02-22 02:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
Everyday Is Phriday!
/I'm just sayin'
//and I've said thank you both times!
2013-02-22 02:19:54 PM  
1 vote:

Anastacya: I am a DD Cup American. And proud of it. So many people don't like to sexualize who they are, but I see nothing wrong with it. I can be proud of my tits and not be a whore. I can also tastefully emphasize them without having to dress like a tramp.

/luvs some boobies


flaunt what you've got sister!  No shame in anything from AA to DD or anything in between.
2013-02-22 02:19:05 PM  
1 vote:

Good Behavior Day: The local weekly puts this on their front cover, and now this thread.

[www.olmstedcountyjournal.com image 200x300]

This more than makes up for a bummer of a week.



I'd say this is starting to look like...[puts on sunglasses]
...the breast week ever.
2013-02-22 02:17:28 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 426x639]

yummy

Ah, youth. Smooth, taut flesh, muscles and joints at peak performance, brain working 100%. But on Fark, I'm supposed to believe that being old is better.


i100.photobucket.com

yummy pt.2
2013-02-22 02:16:51 PM  
1 vote:

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


11. Know women who are over 45 years old
2013-02-22 02:13:58 PM  
1 vote:
Holy Friday-Boob-Thread, Batman! EIP for any generous Farkettes who want to make this Friday even better!

/EIP!

//Please and thanks!
2013-02-22 02:13:23 PM  
1 vote:

Christian Bale: even Sasha Grey, one of the most famous porn stars of the past decade, eschews the giant-and-fake look for more petite and natural-looking breasts.


Considering that the most common cup size for women in porn is a B cup, that shouldn't be a surprise. But since we blame the media for everything wrong with the universe, it's not surprising that they're surprised.


She also sports a nice, trimmed bush.  Which is nice (and seemingly, sadly rare these days)
2013-02-22 02:11:36 PM  
1 vote:

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


way off the mark.
2013-02-22 02:11:34 PM  
1 vote:
even Sasha Grey, one of the most famous porn stars of the past decade, eschews the giant-and-fake look for more petite and natural-looking breasts.


Considering that the most common cup size for women in porn is a B cup, that shouldn't be a surprise. But since we blame the media for everything wrong with the universe, it's not surprising that they're surprised.
2013-02-22 02:09:38 PM  
1 vote:
i100.photobucket.com

yummy
2013-02-22 02:07:01 PM  
1 vote:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-02-22 02:06:11 PM  
1 vote:
i1151.photobucket.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
TITS-TITS-TITS-TITS
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
2013-02-22 02:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
This is relevant to my interests and totally isn't a bookmark.
2013-02-22 02:02:57 PM  
1 vote:
www.musicnotes.com
2013-02-22 02:01:35 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Just remember the most important rule: If you can touch them, they're real.


Agreed.
2013-02-22 01:59:41 PM  
1 vote:
you seen one set of boobs,

you want to see them all


Paraphrasing Ron White
2013-02-22 01:25:33 PM  
1 vote:
www.nerdist.com
Can't talk...Boobies.
2013-02-22 01:22:32 PM  
1 vote:
Plastic boobs look nice, but they just don't feel right
2013-02-22 12:39:57 PM  
1 vote:
I do love A or B cups though.  The occasional C is nice, too.
 
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