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(Slate)   "We are not A-cup Americans and DD-cup Americans. We are all just Americans, who love breasts"   (slate.com) divider line 1162
    More: Misc, Americans, Sasha Grey, breast reduction, gynecomastia, boobs  
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2013-02-22 02:39:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img826.imageshack.us image 500x375]


A little too muscular for those things to be real. The real muscular and fit women I've met IRL do not have large breasts.

Youth >> large breasts. Give me a smiling, happy, smart young woman with an A cup over some demanding, pre-menopausal middle-aged monster with big tits.
 
2013-02-22 02:40:06 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:40:37 PM  
I am shocked and outraged at the content of this thread.   Why are you having it while I am still at work so that I can't participate?
 
2013-02-22 02:40:40 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]

[i.imgur.com image 850x565]
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You sir, are a god amongst men.
 
2013-02-22 02:40:46 PM  

Carn: Just remember the most important rule: If you can touch them, they're real.


If I can touch them, but she can't really feel me touching them because a 'doctor' cut each nipple halfway off in order to jam a bag of saline solution in there like he was stuffing a turkey, then they no longer have the right to be called 'real'.
 
2013-02-22 02:40:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-22 02:40:54 PM  

Banned on the Run: Contrabulous Flabtraption

Yeah, about 6 of those are NSFW.  4 for sure.
Your post, while awesome, also broke the "don't post an entire wall of boobies" rule.

Keep it inside of the NSFW rules people!

/don't want an epic thread deleted


The Gospel According to Drew

Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks
going out of control posting boobies pictures in boob-related threads. At some
point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 bikini pics
probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we
don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the
moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to
be posting boobs pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and
wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this
is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should
dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on
 
2013-02-22 02:41:28 PM  
Hi. Is this the thread where I complain about how big my boobs are and how difficult is is to find brs that fit?
 
2013-02-22 02:42:23 PM  
Its been a long time since I requested BIE but here I am requesting BIE.

EIP

AEIOU and sometimes Y
 
2013-02-22 02:42:30 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:43:22 PM  
Damn you guys made me renew TF.
 
2013-02-22 02:43:28 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:43:56 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:44:15 PM  
i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 02:44:28 PM  

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Woohoo! I only fall into #4!

Seriously, any man who can't appreciate GOOD large breasts and a good-looking woman is has no right to carry their man card. If your  preference is smaller breasts for one reason or another well that's just fine. But if you mean to say that you don't even notice a perfect rack when you see one you're likely a eunuch. Possibly in the figurative sense, may as well go literal though. "I prefer girls with small breasts" equates to either A) guy totally whipped (or self-whipped) by a woman of limited endowment or B) "I think I'm sensitive and understand true beauty" guy.

But for the record, real perfect (or exquisite) breasts top massive fakes any day.

Now, ON WITH THE Boobies!

Fake boobs done wrong:
www.failepicfail.com
 
2013-02-22 02:44:32 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Hi. Is this the thread where I complain about how big my boobs are and how difficult is is to find brs that fit?


I thought your boobs were a median size.

/ Actually I had/have no clue
// Almost said average, but no pair is merely "average"
 
2013-02-22 02:44:33 PM  
If there are people who still have dial-up don't click this thread.
 
2013-02-22 02:44:48 PM  
whoa.

I'll be in my b.... huh uhh uhh huh....

/too late.

//bie?
 
2013-02-22 02:44:54 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:45:16 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Hi. Is this the thread where I complain about how big my boobs are and how difficult is is to find brs that fit?


Only if you have ads in your profile you profit from. :)
 
2013-02-22 02:45:20 PM  
i.imgur.com/">
 
2013-02-22 02:45:41 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:45:45 PM  
Damn, struck at work.
 
2013-02-22 02:45:48 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:46:03 PM  

Elegy: NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


You're a good person. A GOOD person.
 
2013-02-22 02:46:40 PM  
I guess the best book mark possible is to tell you guys to let me know if you want me to send you pics of my wife's 38DDDs
 
2013-02-22 02:46:44 PM  
i53.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 02:47:10 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:47:20 PM  
Can't. Take it. Much. Longer.

It's affecting my seating posture, my penis posture and my cognitive abilities

I'll be right back.
 
2013-02-22 02:48:02 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:48:03 PM  
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve:

Fake boobs done wrong:
[www.failepicfail.com image 336x441]


Those aren't fake.  They're just so aweome that they've disrupted the space-time continuum
 
2013-02-22 02:48:26 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 02:48:44 PM  
BIE?

/EIP
//Bookmark!
 
2013-02-22 02:48:47 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 446x640]


Bingo! Love me a smiling redhead.
 
2013-02-22 02:48:52 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:49:01 PM  

DirkTheDaring: http://imageshack.us/a/img689/5447/freckled.jpg  NSFW


Dirk, you are a $deity among men.

// As a photographer, I must get off my lazy arse and learn more about this NaP thing...
 
2013-02-22 02:49:38 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 500x750]


Great googa mooga. Well played.

Also:

NSFW

PNSFW

PNSFW

PNSFW

xrayskd2000.files.wordpress.com

movie-trailer.co
 
2013-02-22 02:49:51 PM  

LLGames: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 446x640]

Bingo! Love me a smiling redhead.


i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:49:54 PM  
I just... I can't... oh you guys are awesome...

/is it dusty in here?
 
2013-02-22 02:50:06 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:50:15 PM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-22 02:50:19 PM  

bjorky: Great proofreading there, author

"In part, what's changed is that the FDA allowed silicon breast implants back onto the market in 2006 "

Silicon:
[www.chemicool.com image 300x213]

Silicone:
[media.npr.org image 850x637]


You not only read TFA but proofread it as well? snicker snicker
 
2013-02-22 02:50:50 PM  

Banned on the Run: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x655]


Who the hell is that:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-22 02:50:51 PM  
Command + Tab is my friend
 
2013-02-22 02:51:01 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:51:36 PM  

slykens1: cowgirl toffee: Hi. Is this the thread where I complain about how big my boobs are and how difficult is is to find brs that fit?

Only if you have ads in your profile you profit from. :)


Oh... my... god.  You are a genius!
 
2013-02-22 02:52:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Banned on the Run: Contrabulous Flabtraption

Yeah, about 6 of those are NSFW.  4 for sure.
Your post, while awesome, also broke the "don't post an entire wall of boobies" rule.

Keep it inside of the NSFW rules people!

/don't want an epic thread deleted

The Gospel According to Drew

Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks
going out of control posting boobies pictures in boob-related threads. At some
point these reach a critical mass and become not safe for work. 1-2 bikini pics
probably is ok, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we
don't know what the quantitative number is.

In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the
moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on anyone perceived to
be posting boobs pics to cause trouble.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and
wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this
is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should
dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on


There's too many rules and too much ambiguity. I know my post is certainly not even close to 100 pictures and I rarely post pics in these threads anyway. Just happened upon this stash the other day. Report if you like though.
 
2013-02-22 02:52:44 PM  
i100.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:53:11 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:53:30 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]

[i.imgur.com image 850x565]
[i.imgur.com image 747x500]
[i.imgur.com image 411x585]
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
[i.imgur.com image 500x521]
[i.imgur.com image 375x500]
[i.imgur.com image 338x450]
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
[i.imgur.com image 427x713]
[i.imgur.com image 480x720]
[i.imgur.com image 600x800]
[i.imgur.com image 610x417]
[i.imgur.com image 300x425]
[i.imgur.com image 800x600]
[i.imgur.com image 700x911]
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]
[i.imgur.com image 850x566]
[i.imgur.com image 540x720]
[i.imgur.com image 720x461][i.imgur.com image 560x420][i.imgur.com image 539x720][i.imgur.com image 465x700][i.imgur.com image 697x960][i.imgur.com image 500x600][i.imgur.com image 850x680][i.imgur.com image 432x464][i.imgur.com image 500x657][i.imgur.com image 850x556][i.imgur.com image 672x438][i.imgur.com image 850x615][i.imgur.com image 479x720][i.imgur.com image 600x416][i.imgur.com image 574x720][i.imgur.com image 584x630][i.imgur.com image 730x960][i.imgur.com image 500x750][i.imgur.com image 427x640][i.imgur.com image 500x750][i.imgur.com image 500x352][i.imgur.com image 500x750][i.imgur.com image 453x604][i.imgur.com image 568x513][i.imgur.com image 640x960][i.imgur.com image 500x780][i.imgur.com image 500x600][i.imgur.com image 528x720][i.imgur.com image 500x372][i.imgur.com image 487x790]

Jesus fark, man.


No shiat, I think he broke the Internet. My contribution:

images.popoq.com
 
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