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(Slate)   "We are not A-cup Americans and DD-cup Americans. We are all just Americans, who love breasts"   (slate.com) divider line 1162
    More: Misc, Americans, Sasha Grey, breast reduction, gynecomastia, boobs  
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19430 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2013 at 1:56 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-22 02:06:46 PM  
Boobies!
 
2013-02-22 02:06:52 PM  
If you're holding them, they're real.
/nuf said
 
2013-02-22 02:07:01 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:07:01 PM  
"Whats goin on in this thr...Oh Lawd" *motorboat*
 
2013-02-22 02:08:01 PM  

Carn: Just remember the most important rule: If you can touch them, they're real.


And they're spectacular.
 
2013-02-22 02:08:27 PM  
Something about Kate Upton:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Make me want to:

i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-22 02:09:32 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: blatz514: One more..

[wfiles.brothersoft.com image 850x637]

I see you are doing good works today, let me help:

[i1197.photobucket.com image 450x587]


HA!  I just posted that one!!

/Yours is bigger
//That's what...nevermind
 
2013-02-22 02:09:35 PM  
As for me, I'm sort of a gash man.
 
2013-02-22 02:09:38 PM  
i100.photobucket.com

yummy
 
2013-02-22 02:10:53 PM  
Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2013-02-22 02:11:02 PM  
One of my favorite Fark boobie pics of all times
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:11:03 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 500x800]
[i.imgur.com image 440x640]
[i.imgur.com image 500x708]
[i.imgur.com image 554x796]
[i.imgur.com image 400x800]
[i.imgur.com image 683x1024]
[i.imgur.com image 200x400]


Dude.  She is still a kid.  She still has baby fat.
 
2013-02-22 02:11:08 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

I've been getting a lot of use out of these lately.
 
2013-02-22 02:11:34 PM  
even Sasha Grey, one of the most famous porn stars of the past decade, eschews the giant-and-fake look for more petite and natural-looking breasts.


Considering that the most common cup size for women in porn is a B cup, that shouldn't be a surprise. But since we blame the media for everything wrong with the universe, it's not surprising that they're surprised.
 
2013-02-22 02:11:36 PM  

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


way off the mark.
 
2013-02-22 02:13:23 PM  

Christian Bale: even Sasha Grey, one of the most famous porn stars of the past decade, eschews the giant-and-fake look for more petite and natural-looking breasts.


Considering that the most common cup size for women in porn is a B cup, that shouldn't be a surprise. But since we blame the media for everything wrong with the universe, it's not surprising that they're surprised.


She also sports a nice, trimmed bush.  Which is nice (and seemingly, sadly rare these days)
 
2013-02-22 02:13:28 PM  

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 426x639]

yummy


Ah, youth. Smooth, taut flesh, muscles and joints at peak performance, brain working 100%. But on Fark, I'm supposed to believe that being old is better.
 
2013-02-22 02:13:58 PM  
Holy Friday-Boob-Thread, Batman! EIP for any generous Farkettes who want to make this Friday even better!

/EIP!

//Please and thanks!
 
2013-02-22 02:14:52 PM  
Today has been a good day.
 
2013-02-22 02:15:24 PM  
I am a DD Cup American. And proud of it. So many people don't like to sexualize who they are, but I see nothing wrong with it. I can be proud of my tits and not be a whore. I can also tastefully emphasize them without having to dress like a tramp.

/luvs some boobies
 
2013-02-22 02:15:45 PM  
Great proofreading there, author

"In part, what's changed is that the FDA allowed silicon breast implants back onto the market in 2006 "

Silicon:
www.chemicool.com

Silicone:
media.npr.org
 
2013-02-22 02:16:08 PM  
i100.photobucket.com

mmmmmmmmmm........
 
2013-02-22 02:16:51 PM  

letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


11. Know women who are over 45 years old
 
2013-02-22 02:16:57 PM  
Gives me an excuse to post Jessica Nigri pics.

distractotech.com

www.starnostar.com

theunpaidgamers.files.wordpress.com

Aaaand, Vanessa Zotth

img001.lazygirls.info

img001.lazygirls.info
 
2013-02-22 02:17:14 PM  
This thread... it has potential.  I just want to tell you all good luck.  We're all counting on you.

/IF bie THEN eip
 
2013-02-22 02:17:28 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: [i100.photobucket.com image 426x639]

yummy

Ah, youth. Smooth, taut flesh, muscles and joints at peak performance, brain working 100%. But on Fark, I'm supposed to believe that being old is better.


i100.photobucket.com

yummy pt.2
 
2013-02-22 02:17:56 PM  
The local weekly puts this on their front cover, and now this thread.

www.olmstedcountyjournal.com

This more than makes up for a bummer of a week.
 
2013-02-22 02:18:08 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:18:11 PM  
Everybody loves boobies. Men, women, children. EVERYBODY.

They look awesome, feel awesome, provide food, entertainment, a place to rest your head...

If you don't love boobies, there's something wrong with you, not the rest of us.
 
2013-02-22 02:18:44 PM  
letrole:  Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:
1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


11. Tend to be closet pedophiles
 
2013-02-22 02:18:57 PM  
You know, I've been a good bear this week.  I really, really have.  I didn't even get all grumpy and sour when the E.F.B.F.H. (Evil Farking Boss From Hades) set himself up right outside my office door for two days straight.  I think I deserve a good Friday Boobies thread.

Also, BIE?  My EIP.  Please?  *big, sad bear eyes*
 
2013-02-22 02:19:05 PM  

Good Behavior Day: The local weekly puts this on their front cover, and now this thread.

[www.olmstedcountyjournal.com image 200x300]

This more than makes up for a bummer of a week.



I'd say this is starting to look like...[puts on sunglasses]
...the breast week ever.
 
2013-02-22 02:19:13 PM  

vudukungfu: letrole: Men who claim to prefer girls with small breasts also tend to:


I've never heard any man claim that, as I don't think a human brain can accomplish that level of LYING.

Praise Allah, and big tits.
 
2013-02-22 02:19:29 PM  

Anastacya: I am a DD Cup American. And proud of it. So many people don't like to sexualize who they are, but I see nothing wrong with it. I can be proud of my tits and not be a whore. I can also tastefully emphasize them without having to dress like a tramp.

/luvs some boobies




This comment worthless without pics

/eip
 
2013-02-22 02:19:33 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Christian Bale: even Sasha Grey, one of the most famous porn stars of the past decade, eschews the giant-and-fake look for more petite and natural-looking breasts.


Considering that the most common cup size for women in porn is a B cup, that shouldn't be a surprise. But since we blame the media for everything wrong with the universe, it's not surprising that they're surprised.

She also sports a nice, trimmed bush.  Which is nice (and seemingly, sadly rare these days)


And she has eyes that can make men kill themselves just to be with her.

/Seriously
//We've waged bloody wars for sex
 
2013-02-22 02:20:16 PM  

Anastacya: I am a DD Cup American. And proud of it. So many people don't like to sexualize who they are, but I see nothing wrong with it. I can be proud of my tits and not be a whore. I can also tastefully emphasize them without having to dress like a tramp.

/luvs some boobies


how you doin?
 
2013-02-22 02:20:22 PM  
Everyday Is Phriday!
/I'm just sayin'
//and I've said thank you both times!
 
2013-02-22 02:20:25 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:20:26 PM  
Real boobs = awe hells yeah.

Fake boobs = not with a 10-foot pole.

/that is all.
 
2013-02-22 02:20:41 PM  
 
2013-02-22 02:21:35 PM  
This is going to be epic, I hope
 
2013-02-22 02:22:05 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:22:07 PM  
Many kittens will die because of this thread.
 
2013-02-22 02:23:03 PM  
Nah, I'm pretty much a DD+ American
 
2013-02-22 02:23:03 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:24:18 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:24:35 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 02:25:17 PM  
  Bookmark
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2013-02-22 02:25:26 PM  
I have b cups right now due to a bunch of weight loss. Always had a c before that. When I get pregnant they go d and breastfeeding I had to buy an f before. Those were some scary boobs. I like my real boobies. I would never get them altered by surgery. The nice thing about b-c boobs is that even after all the kids they are where they should be and not down to my knees.

/never understood fake boobies
//boobies are perfect and beautiful the way they are.
 
2013-02-22 02:25:32 PM  
 
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