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(Opposing Views)   FBI to agents: If it's not too much trouble, please stop sexting, dating drug dealers and paying for sex   (opposingviews.com) divider line 9
    More: Asinine, FBI, special agents, Office of Professional Responsibility, dating  
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6349 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2013 at 2:43 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-22 06:23:44 PM  
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"When you are given an FBI BlackBerry, it's for official use. It's not to text the woman in another office who you found attractive or to send a picture of yourself in a state of undress. That is not why we provide you an FBI BlackBerry."

That passage really has a certain "Timmy, spit that out. We do NOT eat glue. What is glue for, Timmy? Timmy, look at me. TIMMY, FOCUS." quality to it.
2013-02-22 05:04:59 PM  
2 votes:
The FBI issues these quarterly reports in an effort to stop what FBI assistant director Candice Will calls a "rash of sexting cases."

Just FYI, AD Will: you don't usually get those from sexting.
2013-02-22 04:53:37 PM  
2 votes:

Smidge204: Seriously, if you can't use your FBI badge to get free sex, you don't deserve to have the job.


Wants to believe (you):
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2013-02-22 03:30:27 PM  
2 votes:
So they should (sunglasses) stiff the prostitutes?
2013-02-22 03:04:53 PM  
2 votes:
Agents Response...
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2013-02-22 03:28:59 PM  
1 votes:
But then how will they recruit the best and the brightest? Retaining top talent is difficult, just ask Wall St.
2013-02-22 03:09:20 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe they should just stop monitoring it.  Then everyone would be happy, right?  "We have no evidence that sexting is occurring with government issued blackberries, or that they're being using for non-official purposes, director."

If you look for problems, chances are, you'll find them.  Stop looking; live a happier existence.
2013-02-22 02:48:52 PM  
1 votes:

SpdrJay: So, nothing fun then.


The boss has spoken!

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2013-02-22 02:45:47 PM  
1 votes:
So, nothing fun then.
 
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