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(Opposing Views)   FBI to agents: If it's not too much trouble, please stop sexting, dating drug dealers and paying for sex   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, FBI, special agents, Office of Professional Responsibility, dating  
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6369 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2013 at 2:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-22 10:41:54 PM  
1 vote:
it starts at the top. you have the White House filled with corrupt horrible greedy people and all the horrible things they do. i could write examples of all night, you already know what i'm talking about. when those at the top set such an example this is what you get. humans being less than spectacular.
2013-02-22 06:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
"When you are given an FBI BlackBerry, it's for official use. It's not to text the woman in another office who you found attractive or to send a picture of yourself in a state of undress. That is not why we provide you an FBI BlackBerry."

That passage really has a certain "Timmy, spit that out. We do NOT eat glue. What is glue for, Timmy? Timmy, look at me. TIMMY, FOCUS." quality to it.
2013-02-22 03:07:42 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, if you can't use your FBI badge to get free sex, you don't deserve to have the job.

2013-02-22 03:04:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-22 02:55:39 PM  
1 vote:

Keeps calling and sexting me
2013-02-22 02:51:55 PM  
1 vote:
The FBI has been corrupt since ...

Well, the FBI has always been corrupt. From does-this-dress-make-me-look-fat Hoover in the very beginning through COINTELPRO, past Ruby Ridge and Wako, and right up to the end of this sentence (and beyond).
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