If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(USA Today)   Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put the ankle monitor   (usatoday.com) divider line 30
    More: News, Oscar Pistorius, ankle monitor, police inspector, grants, real evidence  
•       •       •

4373 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Feb 2013 at 11:59 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-02-22 09:59:38 AM
14 votes:

Oh, and to answer the question, you put the monitor in the only place you CAN put it:

www.smashinglists.com
2013-02-22 09:51:58 AM
14 votes:
This headline stumps all other attempts at humor.
2013-02-22 12:19:58 PM
5 votes:

Doubleodoug: So wait, does this mean he DIDN'T do it?


If the shoe doesn't fit, you MUST acquit!
2013-02-22 12:31:20 PM
3 votes:
I'm glad I'm not in his shoes.
2013-02-22 08:11:07 PM
2 votes:
Seems like the South African Constabulary are going to so what Nature couldn't: get Pistorius to walk.
2013-02-22 02:36:16 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-22 01:10:19 PM
2 votes:

ukexpat: I have never seen a bail hearing take so long. Why did it take days and not just a few hours and why did the judge/magistrate or whatever he is drone on so long giving his decision? A simple "bail granted" would have been sufficient.


You don't usually grant bail for people with a reputation for being a runner.
2013-02-22 01:02:19 PM
2 votes:
Roses are REd
Violets are glorious
Never try to surprise
Oscar Pastorius
2013-02-22 12:45:57 PM
2 votes:
SUB-BY!  SUB-BY!  SUB-BY!

dejareviewer.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-22 12:21:59 PM
2 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Not to rain on the parade, but here is the top 'funny' comment from the last Pistorious thread:


Tanukis_Parachute 2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM

18 votes:

i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.


looks around sheepishly....backs out of room...still with zero links submitted approved.
2013-02-22 12:04:24 PM
2 votes:
There's a chance he might flee, but as long as they keep his legs he will be easy to catch.
2013-02-22 10:58:54 AM
2 votes:
He shouldn't be getting out based on the evidence, but it now gives us an opportunity for another OJ, so I'll allow it.
2013-02-22 10:14:37 AM
2 votes:

Shades McGillicutty: +1 subby. Brilliant.


*bows*
2013-02-22 09:46:15 AM
2 votes:
Subby?

You magnificent bastard!
2013-02-22 07:42:33 PM
1 votes:
www.kutsuki.org

Clearly, we're going to have to up our game for this guy.
2013-02-22 05:35:23 PM
1 votes:

Tigger: lucksi: Sybarite: When the case goes to trial, a judge will decide Pistorius' fate. There are no jury trials in criminal cases in South Africa

Hmm, learned something new.

Dude, most of the world has a different justice system. In fact, if your country doesn't have a trial by jury system, you'd find a system with a jury utterly ridiculous.

On the other hand, I always get a laugh if some stupid reporter says "Didn't get a trial by jury just like in Nazi-Germany" Or, you know, modern day Germany.

50% of all the jury trails in the world are conducted in the United States.


As are the Oregon Trails.
2013-02-22 02:54:35 PM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: MikeBoomshadow: GalFriday: Roses are REd
Violets are glorious
Never try to surprise
Oscar Pastorius

Your newsletter, ma'am: may I subscribe?

That was from the original Valentine's Day thread a week ago. Do some of you people never login more than once a week or worse? For shame


No, I'm on almost every day, but sometimes I miss things by not following all threads until they close. I do this to fool people into thinking I have a life.
2013-02-22 02:09:32 PM
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: put the monitor around his neck so everyone can see it all the time. and make it extra tight so he'll think about what he's done everytime he eats or takes a drink that she will never have again.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-22 01:40:26 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-22 01:19:11 PM
1 votes:

big_hed: farm machine: It would appear that the court is stumped as to where to put the monitoring device.  How about around his balls (can I say that?), they're apparently the size of car tires based on his account of the events.  And who the heck locks the bathroom door in their own home when they use it?

Apparently you don't live with any women.



huh?  Being female, having three sisters, lots of female roomates during college, first apartment etc, being married twice, I nor any female I have ever shared domicile with has ever locked the bathroom door for normal use.  Screaming brat "leave me alone I hate you all" tantrums, yes.  Going to pee, never.
2013-02-22 12:53:44 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Oh, and to answer the question, you put the monitor in the only place you CAN put it:


But later it might wind up tracking the location of his boyfriend instead.
2013-02-22 12:53:32 PM
1 votes:
What about a cock-ring monitor?
2013-02-22 12:41:03 PM
1 votes:
I know the whole world is waiting for him to walk around the court room on his stumps carrying a machine gun for an re-enactment.

Don't you farking lie!
2013-02-22 12:38:33 PM
1 votes:

walrusonion: I bet he runs to south america.


i.huffpost.com
2013-02-22 12:27:43 PM
1 votes:
He may have gotten bail, but the defense doesn't have a leg to stand on.
2013-02-22 12:22:05 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: When the case goes to trial, a judge will decide Pistorius' fate. There are no jury trials in criminal cases in South Africa

Hmm, learned something new.


Dude, most of the world has a different justice system. In fact, if your country doesn't have a trial by jury system, you'd find a system with a jury utterly ridiculous.

On the other hand, I always get a laugh if some stupid reporter says "Didn't get a trial by jury just like in Nazi-Germany" Or, you know, modern day Germany.
2013-02-22 12:12:54 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: scottydoesntknow: Pistorius' case took a dramatic turn Thursday as police announced that lead investigator Hilton Botha has been replaced. Botha, who testified earlier in the week, faces attempted murder charges from a 2011 case. The charges stem from an incident in which Botha and two other police officers allegedly shot at a minibus they were trying to stop.

Ohh christ, this is going to get messy.

/+1 subby!

Once that came out, it was pretty much guaranteed in my book that this whole thing was done.  Dragging up a murder charge from two years ago suddenly once the detective broke on the stand?  This is pretty heavy handed, but obvious.


Agreed...  At first I didn't think Pistorius' defense had a leg to stand on, but now I could see them making a real run at getting him off.  I am stumped how the police could make such a basic oversight.
2013-02-22 12:12:10 PM
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Not to rain on the parade, but here is the top 'funny' comment from the last Pistorious thread:


Tanukis_Parachute 2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM

18 votes:

i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Has no idea what you are talking about.
2013-02-22 12:06:37 PM
1 votes:
Not to rain on the parade, but here is the top 'funny' comment from the last Pistorious thread:


Tanukis_Parachute 2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM

18 votes:

i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.
2013-02-22 10:14:15 AM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Oh, and to answer the question, you put the monitor in the only place you CAN put it:

[www.smashinglists.com image 520x295]


Well played sir! And +1 internets for  subby'sheadline.
 
Displayed 30 of 30 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report