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(USA Today)   Magistrate grants Pistorius bail, no decision on where to put the ankle monitor   (usatoday.com) divider line 24
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2013-02-22 09:46:45 AM  
6 votes:
Now THAT'S a good headline.
2013-02-22 09:46:15 AM  
5 votes:
Subby?

You magnificent bastard!
2013-02-22 09:51:58 AM  
4 votes:
This headline stumps all other attempts at humor.
2013-02-22 09:59:38 AM  
3 votes:

Oh, and to answer the question, you put the monitor in the only place you CAN put it:

www.smashinglists.com
2013-02-22 02:17:31 PM  
2 votes:
How do you let someone with an attempted murder charge hanging over their head be the lead detective in a murder case as high profile as this?

Truly negligent prosecution.
2013-02-22 01:45:11 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, a lot of subby dick sucking in this thread for a headline that was lifted VERBATIM from the earlier thread.
2013-02-22 12:22:05 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: When the case goes to trial, a judge will decide Pistorius' fate. There are no jury trials in criminal cases in South Africa

Hmm, learned something new.


Dude, most of the world has a different justice system. In fact, if your country doesn't have a trial by jury system, you'd find a system with a jury utterly ridiculous.

On the other hand, I always get a laugh if some stupid reporter says "Didn't get a trial by jury just like in Nazi-Germany" Or, you know, modern day Germany.
2013-02-22 10:14:37 AM  
2 votes:

Shades McGillicutty: +1 subby. Brilliant.


*bows*
2013-02-22 09:54:49 AM  
2 votes:
Well played subby!
2013-02-22 06:54:34 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. Why don't we settle down people. It really wasn't that great.
2013-02-22 05:35:23 PM  
1 votes:

Tigger: lucksi: Sybarite: When the case goes to trial, a judge will decide Pistorius' fate. There are no jury trials in criminal cases in South Africa

Hmm, learned something new.

Dude, most of the world has a different justice system. In fact, if your country doesn't have a trial by jury system, you'd find a system with a jury utterly ridiculous.

On the other hand, I always get a laugh if some stupid reporter says "Didn't get a trial by jury just like in Nazi-Germany" Or, you know, modern day Germany.

50% of all the jury trails in the world are conducted in the United States.


As are the Oregon Trails.
2013-02-22 04:24:15 PM  
1 votes:

SarcasticFark: Personally, I'm of the opinion that it was a terrible and tragic mistake...


You're kind of a sucker then.
2013-02-22 02:54:35 PM  
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: MikeBoomshadow: GalFriday: Roses are REd
Violets are glorious
Never try to surprise
Oscar Pastorius

Your newsletter, ma'am: may I subscribe?

That was from the original Valentine's Day thread a week ago. Do some of you people never login more than once a week or worse? For shame


No, I'm on almost every day, but sometimes I miss things by not following all threads until they close. I do this to fool people into thinking I have a life.
2013-02-22 02:09:32 PM  
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: put the monitor around his neck so everyone can see it all the time. and make it extra tight so he'll think about what he's done everytime he eats or takes a drink that she will never have again.


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2013-02-22 12:42:30 PM  
1 votes:
BTW, re: the defense claiming "well, crime is really high, so this is a totally logical sequence of events."

Um yeah, if this story passes muster, I think I can see why crime is so high. You don't even have to make up a plausible alibi!

"Yeah I shot my neighbor but I thought he was going to attack me!"
"You shot a 9-year-old kid 18 times."
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CRIME RATES ARE HERE? I HEARD SOMEONE RING THE DOORBELL AND HAD TO PROTECT MYSELF!"
2013-02-22 12:32:39 PM  
1 votes:
It should be even more illegal to kill hot chicks.
2013-02-22 12:31:15 PM  
1 votes:
His statement in court said that he wasn't wearing his prosthetics when he went to check on the noise he heard. The bullet holes in the door where at a height of 5 feet. Not that his story made any sense in the first place, but this seals the deal.
2013-02-22 12:20:34 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure subby lifted this headline from a joke made in a previous thread about pistorious
2013-02-22 12:12:10 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Not to rain on the parade, but here is the top 'funny' comment from the last Pistorious thread:


Tanukis_Parachute 2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM

18 votes:

i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.


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Has no idea what you are talking about.
2013-02-22 12:11:11 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Not to rain on the parade, but here is the top 'funny' comment from the last Pistorious thread:


Tanukis_Parachute 2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM

18 votes:

i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.


Seemed obvious. Now seems repetitive.
2013-02-22 12:09:10 PM  
1 votes:
To jump on the bandwagon (with both legs thankfully)... very nicely played, Subby.

/Still sad for Pistorius, his hot and dead ex, and all of South Africa. Nothing good will come out of this except perhaps a demented form of justice.
2013-02-22 12:06:37 PM  
1 votes:
Not to rain on the parade, but here is the top 'funny' comment from the last Pistorious thread:


Tanukis_Parachute 2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM

18 votes:

i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.
2013-02-22 12:02:59 PM  
1 votes:
Really? Seemed obvious. Oh well...
2013-02-22 09:51:36 AM  
1 votes:
Pistorius' case took a dramatic turn Thursday as police announced that lead investigator Hilton Botha has been replaced. Botha, who testified earlier in the week, faces attempted murder charges from a 2011 case. The charges stem from an incident in which Botha and two other police officers allegedly shot at a minibus they were trying to stop.

Ohh christ, this is going to get messy.

/+1 subby!
 
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