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(The Australian)   US Sheriff vows to extradite spanking fetish Australian man who along with a former Florida prison guard that he met on the 'Spank-O-Life' social network spanked naked girls against their will. SPANK   (theaustralian.com.au) divider line 97
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2013-02-22 09:31:50 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 09:56:36 AM  
I have a "time out" fetish.
 
2013-02-22 10:18:33 AM  
thenewscraze.com
 
2013-02-22 10:33:40 AM  
Spoilsports!
 
2013-02-22 11:06:12 AM  
Guess who, if extradited, convicted and sentenced to prison, won't walk around with his baggy pants hanging low?  Spanky Dundee, that's who.

/That's not a leather strap
//This is a leather strap
 
2013-02-22 11:12:12 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-22 11:17:15 AM  
Looks like someone didn't give the submissive a safe word.
 
2013-02-22 11:18:58 AM  
One would think if he's from Australia then he'd have a butt-kicking fetish
s13.postimage.org
 
2013-02-22 11:19:45 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Spoilsports!


I know! I love hitting women too!
 
2013-02-22 11:20:04 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Looks like someone didn't give the submissive a safe word.


They did,. Hindsight being what it is,  they probably shouldn't have chosen "Harder".
 
2013-02-22 11:23:50 AM  
Boy that headline has a long spankin' sentence in it to the point where by the time you get to the end of the spankin' headline that runs on a long spankin' time it is hard to remember what the subject is.
 
2013-02-22 11:23:52 AM  
Recommended punishment due to the perp's nationality:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-22 11:27:49 AM  

mikaloyd: I_Am_Weasel: Spoilsports!

I know! I love hitting women too!


Sadly that post was missing a comical animated gif of Spanky McFarlane.

I blame Fark for putting the Preview button too close to the Add Comment button.

That's my story and I will be sticking to it.
 
2013-02-22 11:29:08 AM  
Use this picture as bait.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 11:29:32 AM  
ideafix7.files.wordpress.com

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara
 
2013-02-22 11:30:11 AM  
Now that's a long distance relationship.
 
2013-02-22 11:30:23 AM  
And then.....
 
2013-02-22 11:31:10 AM  
simpsonswiki.net
 
2013-02-22 11:32:18 AM  
I have never heard of Spank-O-Life.  Also, doing ANYTHING with children is wrong, flat out, period, no questions.

Because People in power are Stupid: I have a "time out" fetish.


I know people that share that fetish.  It's remarkably common in the "little" community.

/Sexual play with littles is creepy.  TKINMK, though, so whatever.
 
2013-02-22 11:34:26 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

animalfair.com
 
2013-02-22 11:35:12 AM  
does he follow the the University of Minnesota spankological protocol?
 
2013-02-22 11:36:40 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com


Looking for "Butt Bandit".
 
2013-02-22 11:37:15 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I have a "time out" fetish.


Is that like an "I'll be in my bunk" fetish?
 
2013-02-22 11:37:28 AM  

sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara


That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.
 
2013-02-22 11:40:22 AM  
Did someone say weeaboo?
 
2013-02-22 11:46:04 AM  
Sounds like there was a lack of consent.
 
2013-02-22 11:47:05 AM  

lack of warmth: sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara

That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.


I remember that movie and I think that there was a lot more role playing going on there than raping.
 
2013-02-22 11:47:25 AM  
Is it appropriate for me to go to my bunk?

Fark it, I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-02-22 11:47:53 AM  
Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.
 
2013-02-22 11:48:20 AM  
No link and whatever comes up on Google for Spank-O-Life sucks. Looks like a BBS from 1995. Meh!
 
2013-02-22 11:55:14 AM  

advex101: lack of warmth: sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara

That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.

I remember that movie and I think that there was a lot more role playing going on there than raping.


I wasn't suggesting that he actually raped the actress.  Still a messed up scene that would get a lot of backlash, if shot today.
 
2013-02-22 11:56:43 AM  
Is this the thread where I say that I want to spank subby's mom with a par boiled asparagus spear and then soothe her sore pink bottom with hollandaisse sauce?
 
2013-02-22 11:58:55 AM  
Why did they wait until the end of the article to mention the victims were kids?  I read the majority of the article thinking, "So...where's the crime in that?"
 
2013-02-22 12:01:04 PM  
It's bad enough we've got nearly 1% of the population in jail.  Now some yahoo sheriff wants to import inmates from god damned Australia.

Fark that.
 
2013-02-22 12:01:41 PM  

lack of warmth: sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara

That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.


sounds like High Plains Drifter...

/he would only do it if he could use an empty saddle
 
2013-02-22 12:02:24 PM  
They kinda buried the lede a bit...mentioned "girls" once in the opening paragraph and once later on, went on and on about spanking fetishes, then finally expicitly pointed out we're talking about child sex abuse near the end.
 
2013-02-22 12:02:39 PM  

lack of warmth: That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'. I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.


The '70s (and earlier) were weird like that.  Back then rape scenes were a standard in porno films, too.  And you couldn't get away with the rape jokes from Blazing Saddles or Life Of Brian anymore, either.
 
2013-02-22 12:02:49 PM  

bourbonslurp: Why did they wait until the end of the article to mention the victims were kids?  I read the majority of the article thinking, "So...where's the crime in that?"


No kidding...talk about burying the lede, ffs.

Kind of the most important "detail" in the whole piece.
 
2013-02-22 12:03:05 PM  

Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-22 12:10:15 PM  

kevinatilusa: They kinda buried the lede a bit...mentioned "girls" once in the opening paragraph and once later on, went on and on about spanking fetishes, then finally expicitly pointed out we're talking about child sex abuse near the end.


At least subby mentioned it was against their will. At that point, it's a crime.

/one of the rare cases where the Fark headline is more informative than the article headline.
 
2013-02-22 12:12:40 PM  

Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.


I think he was Austrian
 
2013-02-22 12:16:32 PM  

Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian


You know who else was Austrian?
 
2013-02-22 12:20:22 PM  
At least someone wants to get to the bottom of this.
 
2013-02-22 12:21:00 PM  
The US has a sheriff now!?

Thanks Obama
 
2013-02-22 12:22:44 PM  

BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?


Nein
 
2013-02-22 12:34:28 PM  

lack of warmth: advex101: lack of warmth: sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara

That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.

I remember that movie and I think that there was a lot more role playing going on there than raping.

I wasn't suggesting that he actually raped the actress.  Still a messed up scene that would get a lot of backlash, if shot today.


What was bad about the scene was that she grew to enjoy it! Classic Rapist Fantasy.: I'm so damn powerful they love me!

Clint has had a lot of Rape in his movies: Outlaw Jose Wales, Pale Rider, The Gauntlet, Magnum Force, Grand Torino...
 
2013-02-22 12:34:35 PM  
Hmm...
 
2013-02-22 12:35:38 PM  
Sounds like the victims were her kids.
 
2013-02-22 12:36:51 PM  
The spanker:
westorlandonews.com

Hum...
 
2013-02-22 12:37:28 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


That looks creepily like the offspring of Mr. Spock.
 
2013-02-22 12:38:37 PM  
Sadly, I just knew it had to be Grady Judd before I read the article.
 
2013-02-22 12:42:12 PM  
So there was spanking....
cdn2.hark.com

but no oral sex?
 
2013-02-22 12:44:53 PM  
www.sydesjokes.com
 
2013-02-22 12:45:48 PM  

lack of warmth: Guess who, if extradited, convicted and sentenced to prison, won't walk around with his baggy pants hanging low? Spanky Dundee, that's who.

/That's not a leather strap
//This is a leather strap


He was such a strapping young man.
 
2013-02-22 12:47:31 PM  
Spanking?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 12:50:15 PM  

BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?


www.biography.com ???
 
2013-02-22 12:56:11 PM  
Oh it's Grady Judd? That guy is second to only Arpaio when it comes to law enforcement attention whoring.

The woman was convicted and is already in jail. There's no need to spend a lot of taxpayer dollars on a long and costly legal battle to get the guy to the U.S. Let the Australians deal with the guy. Unfortunately, that doesn't get ol' Grady any news coverage, so it's pretty clear how this is going to go.
 
2013-02-22 01:01:03 PM  

Old Gnarled Oak: Is this the thread where I say that I want to spank subby's mom with a par boiled asparagus spear and then soothe her sore pink bottom with hollandaisse sauce?


Go on....
 
2013-02-22 01:02:19 PM  

edmo: At least someone wants to get to the bottom of this.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2013-02-22 01:03:52 PM  

offmymeds: BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?

[www.biography.com image 402x402] ???


t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-22 01:06:30 PM  

offmymeds: BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?

[www.biography.com image 402x402] ???


Mozart was German, out of Salzberg
 
2013-02-22 01:08:05 PM  

Exception Collection: in the "little" community.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Didn't read the article so this is what I think you mean by Littles
 
2013-02-22 01:15:22 PM  

walrusonion: offmymeds: BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?

[www.biography.com image 402x402] ???

Mozart was German, out of Salzberg


Thank you. I stand corrected.
 
2013-02-22 01:16:02 PM  

BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?


The Trappe family?
 
2013-02-22 01:18:01 PM  

walrusonion: offmymeds: BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?

[www.biography.com image 402x402] ???

Mozart was German, out of Salzberg


Salzberg, Austria?
 
2013-02-22 01:18:03 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Spanking?

[i.imgur.com image 427x404]


what is the blonde holding as her 'implement'?

/inquiring minds want to know
 
2013-02-22 01:18:23 PM  

Old Gnarled Oak: Is this the thread where I say that I want to spank subby's mom with a par boiled asparagus spear and then soothe her sore pink bottom with hollandaisse sauce?


You are sick! Seriously, hollandaise is nasty.
 
2013-02-22 01:25:15 PM  
Breygon: what is the blonde holding as her 'implement'?

/inquiring minds want to know


It is a hair brush that kind of disappears into the lamp in the background.

i.imgur.com


A ping-pong paddle is acceptable if you can't find a hair brush.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-22 01:33:55 PM  
They buried the lead because BDSM enthusiasts are horrible people who should be jailed just because.
 
2013-02-22 01:35:13 PM  

lack of warmth: sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara

That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.


Well, Rocky raped Adrian, and that was '76.
 
2013-02-22 01:37:36 PM  

walrusonion: Mozart was German, out of Salzberg


Da Fuq?

Salzberg is now in Austria and Germany didn't exist while Mozart was alive.
 
2013-02-22 01:44:35 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-22 01:48:36 PM  

DiabloCanyonOne: lack of warmth: sinanju: [ideafix7.files.wordpress.com image 480x347]

/Hot, like Maureen O'Hara

That reminded me of an old Clint Eastwood scene where he raped a woman to 'correct her attitude'.   I wonder if he would shoot a scene like that now.

Well, Rocky raped Adrian, and that was '76.


Deckard sort of got rapey with Rachael and that was 1982.
 
2013-02-22 01:54:00 PM  

stevetherobot: walrusonion: offmymeds: BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?

[www.biography.com image 402x402] ???

Mozart was German, out of Salzberg

Salzberg, Austria?


Obersalzberg, Bavaria

/full circle
 
2013-02-22 02:07:20 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: Oh it's Grady Judd? That guy is second to only Arpaio when it comes to law enforcement attention whoring.

The woman was convicted and is already in jail. There's no need to spend a lot of taxpayer dollars on a long and costly legal battle to get the guy to the U.S. Let the Australians deal with the guy. Unfortunately, that doesn't get ol' Grady any news coverage, so it's pretty clear how this is going to go.


This is the most interesting and informative post in the entire thread.
 
2013-02-22 02:11:52 PM  

lack of warmth: I wasn't suggesting that he actually raped the actress.  Still a messed up scene that would get a lot of backlash, if shot today.


Whereas if all he did was sew her anus to someone else's mouth, torture her further and then kill her, it would just be coooooooooooooooooool horror. Man.
 
2013-02-22 02:13:23 PM  

bourbonslurp: Why did they wait until the end of the article to mention the victims were kids?  I read the majority of the article thinking, "So...where's the crime in that?"


To people who do not watch porn all the time, "girls" implies "children".
 
2013-02-22 02:16:11 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Exception Collection: in the "little" community.



Didn't read the article so this is what I think you mean by Littles


Had nothing to do with the article (the guy there had his long distance girlfriend spanking minors).

A little is an ageplayer - an adult - that pretends to be a younger person. I know several people that enjoy the dynamic, but most don't enjoy it in a sexual way - it's a way for them to free their minds from the strictures adulthood places on them, like a crossdresser might do to temporarily escape the strictures of masculinity.

/Several of my friends will sit there with crayons and kid's coloring books, at a restaurant. First time it happened I was disturbed, after that it was just "eh, whatever".
 
2013-02-22 02:28:25 PM  

orbister: bourbonslurp: Why did they wait until the end of the article to mention the victims were kids?  I read the majority of the article thinking, "So...where's the crime in that?"

To people who do not watch porn all the time, "girls" implies "children".


What about the farking Golden Girls dude.  It's common usage most women don't want to be called a woman because it makes them sound old. 
It's not until the very very end that they mention the girls were between 12 and 16 which totally changes the whole article.
 
2013-02-22 02:38:38 PM  
After serving the 20 years, Pagoria will be on probation for another 20 years

Ok, there are people who *kill* 12 year olds that don't serve that much time.  WTF?
 
2013-02-22 02:51:11 PM  
underage.. not acceptable
not consensual.. not acceptable
 
2013-02-22 02:51:40 PM  

Wellon Dowd: A ping-pong paddle is acceptable if you can't find a hair brush.


Wow, so much just became clear right now.
 
2013-02-22 03:18:10 PM  

hdhale: Ok, there are people who *kill* 12 year olds that don't serve that much time. WTF?


If you have the stomach for it, read this and you'll understand why she got 20 years.
 
2013-02-22 03:26:06 PM  
uhh, I can understand why the woman is in trouble but from the article it sounds like the only thing this Lobban guy did was supply blueprints for a spanking machine.
 
2013-02-22 03:26:27 PM  

NightOwl2255: hdhale: Ok, there are people who *kill* 12 year olds that don't serve that much time. WTF?

If you have the stomach for it, read this and you'll understand why she got 20 years.


I did not have the stomach for that. But yeah, I expect she'll be shanked in prison.
 
2013-02-22 04:25:40 PM  
Until the spanker crosses the US border and the cop can prove that he's got enough evidence for an arrest, that cop can sit in the corner and beat his meat.
 
2013-02-22 04:50:32 PM  

Exception Collection: A little is an ageplayer - an adult


You've never been with littlepeople, dwarves, midgets and such?
 
2013-02-22 04:53:55 PM  

orbister: bourbonslurp: Why did they wait until the end of the article to mention the victims were kids?  I read the majority of the article thinking, "So...where's the crime in that?"

To people who do not watch porn all the time, "girls" implies "children".


Who are these people you speak of?
 
2013-02-22 05:27:38 PM  
I like where this thread is heading!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-22 05:32:44 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Breygon: what is the blonde holding as her 'implement'?

/inquiring minds want to know

It is a hair brush that kind of disappears into the lamp in the background.

[i.imgur.com image 700x290]


A ping-pong paddle is acceptable if you can't find a hair brush.

[i.imgur.com image 700x350]


hmm... what other implements can be used in place of a ping-pong paddle or hair brush?
preferably w/ visual aides; I'm a visual learner.
 
2013-02-22 05:37:41 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: DarkSoulNoHope: Looks like someone didn't give the submissive a safe word.

They did,.  Hindsight being what it is,  they probably shouldn't have chosen "Harder".


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-02-22 05:39:10 PM  

msbpodcast: Until the spanker crosses the US border and the cop can prove that he's got enough evidence for an arrest, that cop can sit in the corner and beat his meat.


Not sure if didn't read TFA, unclear on the subject of extradition, or just really stretching it to make a joke.
 
2013-02-22 05:43:12 PM  

edmo: At least someone wants to get to the bottom of this.


It looks like the Australian has been a very, very naughty boy.
 
2013-02-22 06:35:28 PM  

NightOwl2255: hdhale: Ok, there are people who *kill* 12 year olds that don't serve that much time. WTF?

If you have the stomach for it, read this and you'll understand why she got 20 years.


Well, now I feel slightly ill. Fetishes are fine as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult.
 
2013-02-22 08:08:18 PM  

BitwiseShift: Just_a_Bear: Molavian: Sick, just like that Australian guy who locked his daughter in his basement and raped her for years.

I think he was Austrian

You know who else was Austrian?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-23 07:30:42 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: What was bad about the scene was that she grew to enjoy it!


Stockholm Syndrome, or at least something similar with the same psychological underpinnings.  The human brain can adapt to traumatic events in some pretty strange and counter-intuitive ways.
 
2013-02-23 08:50:32 AM  
Marshall Perry demonstrates the proper spanking techniques on Debbie Dunbar:

http://youtu.be/xbzWeP8BP4k
 
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