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(   Like the four-minute mile, many thought the 100 bags of heroin up the butt threshold was unattainable, impossible. But once again we've learned there are no boundaries what humans can accomplish   ( divider line
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2013-02-22 10:39:14 AM  
6 votes:
I bet the cop doing the cavity search felt like a goddamn magician during this procedure

Also how does he know he got them ALL?
2013-02-22 10:48:09 AM  
4 votes:
After removing the first one, they should have sang, "99 baggies of heroin up the butt, 99 baggies of heroin..."
2013-02-22 10:30:00 AM  
4 votes:
We had a case in my county with 94 bags and I thought that was unbelievable. The reason the guy got caught? He had also stuffed a syringe up there and when the cop patted him down during a traffic stop he felt the syringe sticking out.

The best part was the headline in the local paper: "Junk in the Trunk".
2013-02-22 09:56:09 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-22 09:48:29 AM  
4 votes:

Generation_D: If there's a Drug Mule Hall of Fame, this guy belongs in it. First ballot.

i dunno man, he was caught with a used heroin spoon/syringe, and we all know how unfavorably the DMHF looks upon doping.
2013-02-22 12:25:14 PM  
3 votes:
100 bags up the ass?  That's nothing.  Politicians can fit their WHOLE HEAD!

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2013-02-22 10:43:38 AM  
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Ninety eight...ninety nine...von hundred! Von hundred bags of heroin stuffed up his ass!
2013-02-22 10:28:56 AM  
3 votes:
Do. You. Need. Help. With. Insertion?
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2013-02-22 09:55:55 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-22 09:36:49 AM  
3 votes:
On the up side, he's got a bright future in fisting porn.
2013-02-22 11:20:26 AM  
2 votes:
...and a partridge in a pear tree
2013-02-22 10:36:43 AM  
2 votes:

ThreeEdgedSword: This man deserves a medal.

The Medal of Metamucil.

Got this funny image of a heroin sale in progress.  "You got my shiat, man?" "Yeah, right here..."
2013-02-22 11:45:32 PM  
1 vote:
This is a tribute to the human spirit *wipes away tear*

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2013-02-22 09:17:15 PM  
1 vote:

Elroydb: [ image 460x276]

Ninety eight...ninety nine...von hundred! Von hundred bags of heroin stuffed up his ass!

I hate to admit it, but I came here to post this.

What the F is wrong with us?
2013-02-22 04:49:00 PM  
1 vote:
And know we know just what people mean by "a buttload of heroin."
2013-02-22 03:56:34 PM  
1 vote:
I was perfectly happy breaking 5:00.
2013-02-22 03:34:07 PM  
1 vote:

karnal: Got Three Balloons

No, more like 99 Luft balloons...
2013-02-22 03:32:30 PM  
1 vote:

offmymeds: The anus: Is there anything it can't do?

I hope I live to see a day when there will be nothing we can buy, use, see, hear, read, touch, wear, eat, drink, ingest or think that hasn't spent time up another person's poo hole. It's the last hope we have of bringing this tattered rag of chaos we call humanity back together. Short of fascism, that is, which has its difficulties.
2013-02-22 02:11:13 PM  
1 vote:
I suppose you just got to believe in yourself.
2013-02-22 01:16:55 PM  
1 vote:
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He deserves a watch.
2013-02-22 12:54:08 PM  
1 vote:
Turns out the anus was remarkable!
2013-02-22 12:40:49 PM  
1 vote:

ModernPrimitive01: When I read this I thought the guy was going for broke, like this is going to make me rich or kill me kinda deal. For $2k it just seems silly.

/that much heroin is only worth a grand?
//not a drug connoisseur
///probably wouldn't know it if I saw it

Seriously. That's not nearly enough to make such discomfort worthwhile.

Also, I guess this means heroin is the only product in the known universe which is cheaper in NYC than upstate.
2013-02-22 11:28:38 AM  
1 vote:

Zul the Magnificent: Kim Kardashian is smuggling heroin now?

Nope! Just black cranks.....
2013-02-22 11:22:27 AM  
1 vote:

Shabe: [ image 600x471]
Jolly-well approves

He couldn't have done it without the 27 bags of h up his ass. And people then thought THAT was a lot of junk.
2013-02-22 10:48:10 AM  
1 vote:
Remember to always buy your heroin from a reputable source. You don't want to end up with tainted heroin.
2013-02-22 10:40:11 AM  
1 vote:
Remember, kids, when you buy heroin, at one point it was probably in someone's ass.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term Mr. Brownstone, doesn't it?
2013-02-22 10:38:04 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-22 10:32:22 AM  
1 vote:
So how often does heroin taste like poop anyway?
2013-02-22 10:24:54 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: had hidden 100 bags of heroin inside his anus, presumably to avoid them being found during the search of the car.

Are you sure it wasn't for pleasure, or a bet?

Mighty fine journalism there Lou.
2013-02-22 10:24:50 AM  
1 vote:
Is this worth $100 and a free trip to New York??  You betcha!

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2013-02-22 10:21:37 AM  
1 vote:
He's gonna be real popular in the pokey.
I wonder if he's got soft hands too.
2013-02-22 09:37:41 AM  
1 vote:
If there's a Drug Mule Hall of Fame, this guy belongs in it. First ballot.
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