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(NJ.com)   Like the four-minute mile, many thought the 100 bags of heroin up the butt threshold was unattainable, impossible. But once again we've learned there are no boundaries what humans can accomplish   (nj.com) divider line 8
    More: Unlikely, New York, street gangs, heroin  
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2013-02-22 10:43:22 AM
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So let me get this straight...

This guy had an outstanding warrant, put a tinted cover (or something similar) over his license plate, and smoked weed while driving down the parkway, all while transporting 100 bags of smack?

Please tell me he was driving himself to a law enforcement office to surrender, and they just caught him before he arrived. Otherwise, this guy sounds too dumb to put on his own pants, let alone drive a car.
2013-02-22 09:56:09 AM
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2013-02-22 03:04:42 PM
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2013-02-22 10:48:10 AM
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Remember to always buy your heroin from a reputable source. You don't want to end up with tainted heroin.
2013-02-22 10:39:14 AM
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I bet the cop doing the cavity search felt like a goddamn magician during this procedure

Also how does he know he got them ALL?
2013-02-22 10:38:23 AM
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In other news, the price of heroin has crashed.  Or, in a stunning first, the reporter used actual street prices instead of Cop Math.

So how long does it take for the the arresting officer to tell his Sargent that $10,000 of heroin was siezed, who then tells his captain $100,000 was taken off the street and the Police Chief announces a $1M bust of a major drug ring?
2013-02-22 10:32:22 AM
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So how often does heroin taste like poop anyway?
2013-02-22 10:25:35 AM
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Farklee: I think someone's math is a little bit off in this story.


That's not the only thing that's off: "Speight - who records indicated is a member of the Bloods street gang - had hidden 100 bags of heroin inside his anus, presumably to avoid them being found during the search of the car".

The author makes it sound like he saw the blue lights roll up behind him and only then started stuffing.
 
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