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(NJ.com)   Like the four-minute mile, many thought the 100 bags of heroin up the butt threshold was unattainable, impossible. But once again we've learned there are no boundaries what humans can accomplish   (nj.com ) divider line
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2013-02-22 12:14:07 PM  

megarian: Farklee: I think someone's math is a little bit off in this story.

I'm getting $1,000 on the low end. A "pack" is $10 and it's usually in slips in paper (like Keno skips) but I guess if you want to waste plastic bags, go for it. Either way, no one is going to sell less than $10 for a pack/bag. So yeah...$10 a bag...100 bags...$1000


*Keno slips.
 
2013-02-22 12:24:51 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: When I read this I thought the guy was going for broke, like this is going to make me rich or kill me kinda deal. For $2k it just seems silly.

/that much heroin is only worth a grand?
//not a drug connoisseur
///probably wouldn't know it if I saw it


It just sounds stupid. 100 baggies would explain the $1000 estimation if they're selling packs ($10). But it just sounds like a lot of trouble to go through for $1000. But I guess if you're feeding someone's habit $10 at a time, it adds up extremely fast.

Still...one hundred of anything in your butt should be more lucrative...amirite?!?
 
2013-02-22 12:25:14 PM  
100 bags up the ass?  That's nothing.  Politicians can fit their WHOLE HEAD!

www.whoateallthepies.tv
 
2013-02-22 12:27:00 PM  
This area of the body is known locally here (Kent England) as the "Chatham pocket"
The funniest content reported was Two mobile phones plus the charger ! (3 pin uk mains plug included)
 
2013-02-22 12:40:49 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: When I read this I thought the guy was going for broke, like this is going to make me rich or kill me kinda deal. For $2k it just seems silly.

/that much heroin is only worth a grand?
//not a drug connoisseur
///probably wouldn't know it if I saw it


Seriously. That's not nearly enough to make such discomfort worthwhile.

Also, I guess this means heroin is the only product in the known universe which is cheaper in NYC than upstate.
 
2013-02-22 12:42:39 PM  
That is a loaded ass
www.bates-communications.com
 
2013-02-22 12:54:08 PM  
Turns out the anus was remarkable!
 
2013-02-22 12:58:26 PM  
How is the passenger also charged with possession?  At some point did he say "dat ass is mine"?
 
2013-02-22 12:58:52 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: Turns out the anus was remarkable!


New keyboard. Please.
 
2013-02-22 01:10:48 PM  

browneye: The first thing I thought of when I read the headline was last nights episode of Archer.

/I have no idea what that means.




Wow Archer made you think of man-ass, filled to the brim?

I think I'll pass.

/hope you don't get paid for that
 
2013-02-22 01:13:05 PM  
" when they stopped a 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer for having unclear license plates and an obstructed view "

Translation:  "When they stopped a 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer for containing a black and white man who looked like they might be the type to have records".
 
2013-02-22 01:16:55 PM  
unrealitymag.com
He deserves a watch.
 
2013-02-22 01:21:36 PM  

SlothB77: [blog.zap2it.com image 325x350]


The image library for that show is way too sparse for the needs of Farkers.

i887.photobucket.com
/+1 Internet for you anyway.
 
2013-02-22 01:24:53 PM  
Sew his ass shut with wire, and solder the knots. then put him on a slow boat home.
 
2013-02-22 01:37:26 PM  

karnal: Got Three Balloons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccp9N2muyTE


Sad that this is way down here.  First thing I thought of.

Of course, this guy couldn't manage the Guatemalan child.
 
2013-02-22 01:49:30 PM  

GAT_00: karnal: Got Three Balloons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccp9N2muyTE

Sad that this is way down here.  First thing I thought of.

Of course, this guy couldn't manage the Guatemalan child.


And a box of Chinese fireworks.
 
2013-02-22 01:51:51 PM  
it still doesnt beat the irish cocaine mule guy
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/44547891/
 
2013-02-22 01:58:19 PM  
[hello.jpg]
 
2013-02-22 02:11:13 PM  
I suppose you just got to believe in yourself.
 
2013-02-22 02:53:31 PM  

SlothB77: [blog.zap2it.com image 325x350]


I came here... blah blah... leaving satisfied
 
2013-02-22 03:04:42 PM  
 
2013-02-22 03:28:49 PM  

Fubegra: [hello.jpg]


This took way too long.How does Fark let that happen?
 
2013-02-22 03:32:30 PM  

offmymeds: The anus: Is there anything it can't do?


I hope I live to see a day when there will be nothing we can buy, use, see, hear, read, touch, wear, eat, drink, ingest or think that hasn't spent time up another person's poo hole. It's the last hope we have of bringing this tattered rag of chaos we call humanity back together. Short of fascism, that is, which has its difficulties.
 
2013-02-22 03:34:07 PM  

karnal: Got Three Balloons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccp9N2muyTE


No, more like 99 Luft balloons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9whehyybLqU
 
2013-02-22 03:56:34 PM  
I was perfectly happy breaking 5:00.
 
2013-02-22 04:26:02 PM  
what, no "Squidbillies" references?
 
2013-02-22 04:49:00 PM  
And know we know just what people mean by "a buttload of heroin."
 
2013-02-22 05:19:48 PM  
The last 5-10 are the hardest...
 
2013-02-22 05:54:19 PM  
 
2013-02-22 06:01:03 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: That is a loaded ass
[www.bates-communications.com image 347x520]


ronerickeysmileymorningshow.files.wordpress.com
Approves.
 
2013-02-22 07:26:29 PM  
At first glance I thought the headline said someone had run a four-minute mile with 100 bags of heroin up their butt. Now THAT would be impressive.
 
2013-02-22 07:40:12 PM  

gameshowhost: AverageAmericanGuy: If you're going to smuggle heroin, it helps to look like this:

[image.shutterstock.com image 300x470]

Not like this:

[media.nj.com image 300x290]

Say, is that first image from Shutterstock?


What makes you think that?
 
2013-02-22 09:17:15 PM  

Elroydb: [25.media.tumblr.com image 460x276]

Ninety eight...ninety nine...von hundred! Von hundred bags of heroin stuffed up his ass!


I hate to admit it, but I came here to post this.

What the F is wrong with us?
 
2013-02-22 11:04:42 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Came for FrankGallagher, a.k.a.El Gran Canon.

Leaving satisfied.


As was I.
 
2013-02-22 11:45:32 PM  
This is a tribute to the human spirit *wipes away tear*

www.presentoutlook.com
 
2013-02-23 02:37:30 AM  
Which one of you Libtard phuqers are going for 101?
 
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