Generation_D: If there's a Drug Mule Hall of Fame, this guy belongs in it. First ballot.
Farklee: I think someone's math is a little bit off in this story.
AverageAmericanGuy: If you're going to smuggle heroin, it helps to look like this:[image.shutterstock.com image 300x470]Not like this:[media.nj.com image 300x290]
ThreeEdgedSword: This man deserves a medal.
Elroydb: I bet the cop doing the cavity search felt like a goddamn magician during this procedureAlso how does he know he got them ALL?
Shabe: [www.thenakedrunners.com image 600x471]Jolly-well approves
Zul the Magnificent: Kim Kardashian is smuggling heroin now?
Keyser_Soze_Death: Came for FrankGallagher, a.k.a.El Gran Canon.Leaving satisfied.
whyRpeoplesostupid: FTA: According to Coppola, Speight - who records indicated is a member of the Bloods street gang - had hidden 100 bags of heroin inside his anus, presumably to avoid them being found during the search of the car. The estimated street value of 100 bags of heroin is around $1,000 in New York City, and around twice that in upstate New York.For (at most) $2K? No way
ModernPrimitive01: When I read this I thought the guy was going for broke, like this is going to make me rich or kill me kinda deal. For $2k it just seems silly./that much heroin is only worth a grand?//not a drug connoisseur///probably wouldn't know it if I saw it
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